Katy Perry

[Chip Butty]

Where do I buy that blow-up doll from?

[VladimirIlyich]

As a gentleman over 40 who can't be arsed changing his missus for a younger one every couple of years, there is definitely something to be said for careful choice of a young lady if you want to stay with her past her thirtieth birthday

 

Two rules

1) smallish but firm tits age much better

2) if she has any fat on her upper arms before the age of 25, she will be a heffer from 30 onwards, if not before. The only way she will avoid this is by constant dieting, and you really don't want to live with any woman who is dieting all the time

 

Of course, there is a great deal to be said for having fun with girls who don't fit these rules, so long as you don't do anything stupid like commit your life to them

Ah shite.

I wish you'd have told me this 25 years ago.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Somebody somewhere is sick of her shit!

 

Someone else, somewhere else.

[Bjornebye]

 

Just fucking look at this picture

 

well done 

[Paco]

awesome

[Carvalho Diablo]

Wish I had invented rubber.

[VladimirIlyich]

Wish I had invented rubber.

I wish I was rubber.

[Mook]

[Dr Nowt]

She can even make Opal Fruits horny.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Whilst sucking off a carrot. 

[Stickman]

Now that's part of my 5 a day I could get on board with...

[lifetime fan]

Now that's part of my 5 a day I could get on board with...

 

I'd have had my 5 before the end of breakfast. And so would she.

[Dr Nowt]

She's the Quartz watch of fucking - reliable to within a billionth of a second.

[lifetime fan]

She's the Quartz watch of fucking - reliable to within a billionth of a second.

 

About as long as I'd last too.

[Mook]

[Mook]

That's a gif by the way, not sure why it hasn't worked.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Because it's not a gif, it's a jpeg?

[Rotpeter]

[Fugitive]

I love looking at this.

[Carvalho Diablo]

I love looking at this.

 

Yes, a very awristing picture.

[Fugitive]

Yes, a very awristing picture.

Repped again for finding it.

[Mook]

Because it's not a gif, it's a jpeg?

I'm a bit mongy.

 

You can see up her skirt though, which is all that matters.

[Bjornebye]

I'm a bit mongy.

 

You can see up her skirt though, which is all that matters.

 

fewer truer words will be spoken today

 

(the skirt bit not the mongy bit) 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

I'd ravage her. 

[Mook]