Small pleasures?

[manwiththestick]

Just used one of those nose hair waxing kits, had no idea how many little hairs were up there. Glorious.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Section_31]

21 minutes ago, manwiththestick said:

Just used one of those nose hair waxing kits, had no idea how many little hairs were up there. Glorious.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It's magnificent. I had it done a few times in a Turkish barbers. They dip cotton buds in hot wax, put it up your nose, leave it five minutes then rip it out. Looked like two dead tarantulas. And I could breathe properly.

[manwiththestick]

Yeah, that's the sort of kit I've got, dip these plastic things in the hot wax, put up nose for a couple of minutes and then yank out dead fast.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Section_31]

1 minute ago, manwiththestick said:

Yeah, that's the sort of kit I've got, dip these plastic things in the hot wax, put up nose for a couple of minutes and then yank out dead fast.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Should probably put this in the getting older thread, but that sounds like my dream Saturday night.

[manwiththestick]

I will do tomorrow after I've had a go on the ear holes!

 

 

[Babb'sBurstNad]

45 minutes ago, manwiththestick said:

Just used one of those nose hair waxing kits, had no idea how many little hairs were up there. Glorious.

 

Been thinking about trying one of those kits for a week or two. Got this feeling there's a tickly hair up one nostril, and no amount of tweezering gets it.

[halewood pete]

Hearing and watching waves crash onto a shoreline 

[Skidfingers McGonical]

16 hours ago, Creator Supreme said:

Show us on the doll where Huw touched you Skidders!

Maybe I touched him. 

[YorkshireRed]

Took my youngest for an Autism assessment today. It’s been a long time coming as he’s sixteen.
 

Not sure what the outcome will be, but it was a bit stressful for both of us, for him more than me obviously. 
 

Took him for a pub lunch afterwards. We enjoyed picking our top five characters for a number of television shows he enjoys watching on repeat. Breaking Bad, Better Call Saul and the US Office.

 

It was heart warming to see him come to life, discussing why he thinks Michael trumps Dwight, and why Walter rules over Jesse (Saul didn’t even make his top five, nor did Kim).

[A Red]

Looking through the window and its windy and pissing down. We went away camping this week near Looe/Polperro and were due to be packing the tent away this morning. Except we're not. I made the decision we should come home last night whilst the weather was still nice. She's looking at me as if I'm a god.

[YorkshireRed]

The wife has taken the kids away for the weekend. I’m home alone, with the dog, until Monday. 
 

Once upon a time this would mean I’d get pissed all day, every day.

 

Now I’m looking forward to; walking the dog, having a KFC for tea, watching a film, and getting an uninterrupted nights sleep. 

[Section_31]

1 hour ago, YorkshireRed said:

The wife has taken the kids away for the weekend. I’m home alone, with the dog, until Monday. 
 

Once upon a time this would mean I’d get pissed all day, every day.

 

Now I’m looking forward to; walking the dog, having a KFC for tea, watching a film, and getting an uninterrupted nights sleep. 

 

What film though? that choosing bit can be a bit stressful 

[Remmie]

10 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

 

What film though? that choosing bit can be a bit stressful 

Fucking hell mate, was there any need to piss on his bonfire that harshly?

[Fugitive]

1 hour ago, YorkshireRed said:

The wife has taken the kids away for the weekend. I’m home alone, with the dog, until Monday. 
 

Once upon a time this would mean I’d get pissed all day, every day.

 

Now I’m looking forward to; walking the dog, having a KFC for tea, watching a film, and getting an uninterrupted nights sleep. 

May I suggest the new John Wick film. It’s just two hours of death and violence but quite fun and Keane Reeves only has about 4 lines.

[A Red]

1 hour ago, YorkshireRed said:

The wife has taken the kids away for the weekend. I’m home alone, with the dog, until Monday. 
 

Once upon a time this would mean I’d get pissed all day, every day.

 

Now I’m looking forward to; walking the dog, having a KFC for tea, watching a film, and getting an uninterrupted nights sleep. 

You cunt.

 

There's lads reading this thinking " I wish my wife would fuck off for the weekend with the kids". They wouldn't be thinking about films, walking the dog or a good night's sleep, they'd be planning to be pissed all weekend making the most of it. As is only right and proper.

[YorkshireRed]

3 minutes ago, A Red said:

You cunt.

 

There's lads reading this thinking " I wish my wife would fuck off for the weekend with the kids". They wouldn't be thinking about films, walking the dog or a good night's sleep, they'd be planning to be pissed all weekend making the most of it. As is only right and proper.

I still might do that tomorrow. 

[YorkshireRed]

33 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

 

What film though? that choosing bit can be a bit stressful 

Something that I could never watch with the Wife as she’s moan all the way through. 
 

I’m thinking All Quiet On The Western Front.

 

Or Debbie Does Dallas. 

[halewood pete]

12 minutes ago, YorkshireRed said:

Something that I could never watch with the Wife as she’s moan all the way through. 
 

I’m thinking All Quiet On The Western Front.

 

Or Debbie Does Dallas. 

All quiet on the western front is exceptional 

[M_B]

10 minutes ago, halewood pete said:

All quiet on the western front is exceptional 

 

The '79 version is worth a watch

 

 

[Section_31]

24 seconds in when the Stuka pilot screams 'Schpitfoire!!!' 

 

Haha have that you Aldi fuck. 

 

 

[Bobby Hundreds]

Couldn't find the crisp thread. I've always been an advocate of roast beef munster munch and even walkers max strength jalapeño, I even love any generic onion ring but fuck me without shadow of a doubt and I always forget like some kind of hidden repressed memory but salt and vinegar square crisp are unbelievable. Go the shop buy 4 bags minimum.. minimum. 

[Oh Buoy]

23 minutes ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

I always forget like some kind of hidden repressed memory but salt and vinegar square crisp are unbelievable. Go the shop buy 4 bags minimum.. minimum. 

 

Bring back 3D Doritos.

[Section_31]

Power walking to beat an old lady to the post office queue.

[Remmie]

Am I right in thinking Moanero puts crisps in the fridge? I tried it on holiday and approve

[Tony Moanero]

2 hours ago, Remmie said:

Am I right in thinking Moanero puts crisps in the fridge? I tried it on holiday and approve

I’m not against refrigerating crisps but I don’t make a habit of it. Someone else on here does, though, but I can’t remember who it is.