The all new official caption thread

[dave u]

*Here we go; here come the tears*

 

 

I'd like to use something along those lines, but I'll be sending the cover away tp print BEFORE we play them on Sunday. If we win, it'll look fuckin ace, but if we don't it will look stupid.

 

I can't take the risk, which is a shame as a Dr Evil style: "Are you gonna cry now? You gonna squirt some? Huh?" would rule.

[Stu Monty]

I'd like to use something along those lines, but I'll be sending the cover away tp print BEFORE we play them on Sunday. If we win, it'll look fuckin ace, but if we don't it will look stupid.

 

I can't take the risk, which is a shame as a Dr Evil style: "Are you gonna cry now? You gonna squirt some? Huh?" would rule.

 

How about using an asterix for one of the letters in the profanity? How are WHJ Smiths with C*nt?

[Section_31]

 

'Take a good look, from now on you'll only see my back'

[dave u]

How about using an asterix for one of the letters in the profanity? How are WHJ Smiths with C*nt?

 

 

I don't know and have no intention of finding out!

[dave u]

 

'Take a good look, from now on you'll only see my back'

 

 

Thats probably what he did actually say!

[Karl_b]

 

Fatman and Robben

 

That made me laugh a lot.

 

Simple but ace.

[Stu Monty]

 

"Get off my pitch"

[Guest Mr_Red]

Craig watched a replay of another dubious offside decision on Mongo's big screen...

[kop]

"Feel the wibes dudes, feel the wibes, The Sheriff is back!"

 

"We feel it Shalif, we feel it"

 

[kop]

"C'mon kid, don't go to your dad with this. I promise I won't call you a fucking cuntface again for not passing to me"

[Guest Ulysses Everett McGill]

 

 

Craig

"Not just slow on the deck eh, John"

 

Mongo

"Durr, dur, dunno"

[Owen]

 

The rivalry with Chelsea spilled over into a "wearing shorts in a gay way" stand off.

[Owen]

 

"HEY YOU GUYS!"

 

or

 

Kuyt: the thinking man's forward.

[Owen]

 

Nigel didn't appreciate Craig's amateur phrenology.

[Mr Piechnik]

 

Bellamy : 'Jesus Christ! What happened to your face?!'

[Mr Piechnik]

 

'Pleased to meet you Peter'

[Mr Piechnik]

Following on from Rafas Jeremy Beadle impression, Kuyt joins in the fun...

 

[05 Milan]

 

- Carra's brother shags yer ma

[05 Milan]

 

[05 Milan]

 

Peter was determined to show Rafa there was no need replacing him with a kite.

[05 Milan]

 

- Who needs hairgel?

[Guest Mr_Red]

 

SG & BZ - "Oi Roberto, pass the Pringles"

[coop]

 

- Carra's brother shags yer ma

 

Now that made me laugh - a lot.

[fast eddie]

 

 

Cristiano Ronaldo was unconsolable after Gary Neville lost the coin toss.

[Mr Piechnik]

 

 

Cristiano Ronaldo was unconsolable after Gary Neville lost the coin toss.

 

:D amazing