The all new official caption thread

[dave u]

There's a lot of pics that have been on a while, and about half a dozen new ones. I'll be adding loads more new ones in the next couple of days, but these will keep you busy for a little while.

 

http://www.liverpoolway.co.uk/classic/newcaptions.html

[Section_31]

 

Momo doesn't kiss badges...he eats them.

[wiiksie]

SG: Yeah, you two can fuck off. And anyway, Ive already told Pringles not to phone me again.

[Stu Monty]

McLaren's teambuilding was hitting some initial snags.

 

 

Crouch: "Ooooh look at me, I'm Gary Neville, I'm a big spacca"

[wiiksie]

Pako: Rafa, come, we train

Rafa: Yes, I come soon...

(Rafa whispering to himself):

I AM RAFASUS DECIMUS MERIDIUS!

[wiiksie]

RB: Yes Djimi, of course you have a future with aaaas. I say the same thing before to Nando.

FM (under his breath): He tell me to hit the fucking road and dont come back...

[Wig]

 

Jol: "What a genius! Just kick it! Why didn't I think of that?!?"

[Spy Bee]

The lads were enjoying their day at Alton Towers.

 

I got this hairband from Dave Usher. It is perfect.

 

Despite Rafa's best efforts Fat Sam struggles to perfect the Jeremy Beadle impression.

 

Dame Edna Everage was beginning to look her age.

 

Stubbs: Yep, that's the position, now say after me 'BWAAAAAK!"

[Stu Monty]

 

Thuram: "Zut Alors, why can you not keep ze ball more?"

Zidane: "No, zis is not ze problem Lillian, we are defending too deep!"

Gallas: "...and they offered me only £80k. Can you believe it! So I said to them 'It's not about the money..."

 

 

 

 

When Carlos met Anton

 

"What the fuck is that meant to be?"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Reporter: "So Carlos, how do you see your next few seasons with West Ham panning out?"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The new Newcastle United company vehicles were going to go down a storm with the lads.

[Wig]

 

JM: DIVE JOE, NOW!! DO IT DIVE!!

 

 

JC: "Oh shit! He's just told me to dive and I didn't . . . .

 

 

JM: "Right that's it, it's e-bay for me and 1 Joaquin cumin right up!!"

[Tim]

 

Hey boss, what's this doing by my feet? It's not on the penalty spot.

[Wig]

 

AW: I don't know what sabotage your talking about!?

 

JOL: Don't act soft with me LOOK, there shit everywhere!!

 

 

 

 

 

PC: "Thats it Stevie, you know EXACTLY where to put it!"

[Stu Monty]

 

*What have I done!*

 

 

 

 

 

 

Gerrard: "Well my agent says it's a real page turner!"

[Thants]

 

Didi retires

 

Mongo and Merkin do well in the 'Next one to open his mouth is a great big cock' competition

 

 

Djib gets trapped in a dreaded turkish box of glass

[RoboRiise]

 

"No Stuart, it's Hamman. Didi Hamman. Sheesh, this would never have happened at Liverpool..."

[RoboRiise]

If you or your family have been affected by facial subsidence, call our action line on 0161 868 8000.

[Mr Piechnik]

 

Pearce : 'Didi, we'll give you 50 grand a week, a brand new merc, a house for your wife and kids and youll play 99% of our games this season. How does that sound?'

Didi : 'Im not sure Mr Pearce, I dont think its the right move for me...'

Pearce : 'OK....and you can return to Liverpool city centre on a saturday night'

Didi : 'Where do I sign?'

[Owen]

 

"What's that looking over the fence;

Is it a Duncaaan;

Is it a Duncaaaan?"

 

"You need to stop listening to Sara Cox, Pako lad."

[Owen]

McLaren's teambuilding was hitting some initial snags.

 

 

Crouch: "Ooooh look at me, I'm Gary Neville, I'm a big spacca"

 

That's that photo sorted. Good work. Milan will be gutted you got here first!

[Stu Monty]

That's that photo sorted. Good work. Milan will be gutted you got here first!

 

The caption writes itself, it would be almost impossible to imagine a caption other than Crouchy calling Neville a gimp.

 

Where's Magical Trevor gone?

[Owen]

 

After years of abuse it was time for Crouchamania to rise up and wreak terrible vengance upon the pretty boys of the game:

 

"Oooh darlin', you're as gorgeous as Gary, and as talented as Phil..."

[Owen]

The caption writes itself, it would be almost impossible to imagine a caption other than Crouchy calling Neville a gimp.

 

Where's Magical Trevor gone?

 

I get easily bored. This is Pintsize from here.

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