Newcastle (H) - Mon 1st Jan 2024 (8:00pm)

[Josef Svejk]

1 minute ago, BeefStroganoff said:

You can’t blame the ref we are fucking it all up

 

You can blame him for being shit at his job. 

[Bjornebye]

5 minutes ago, Torvald Utne said:

I can never tell if it's joelinton or guimaraes from a distance but either way they should have had about 8 yellows between them

 

Ha I jumped up ranting that Guimares should have been sent off second yellow.... until they said it was Joelinton 

[BeefStroganoff]

We need a rocket up the arse absolute shite. Forest put three past these last week!

[Strontium]

3 minutes ago, Elite said:

Get Jota on for clown shoes at HT.

 

Just now, johnsusername said:

Get Jota on for the carthorse. 

 

You're gonna have to narrow that down. 

[stringvest]

our 7 and 8 started well, but as the half went on reverted to their poor form they've been showing for weeks

[Lee909]

The forwards need fucking shooting

 

Missing 4 out of 10 penalties is disgraceful 

 

The Trent follow up and subsequent hero passes

 

And just fucking Nunez being fucking Nunez. How many one on one's can a man miss

[Jordy Brouwer]

This was a game where Emilio Heskio had a chance to prove something. All he is proving is his critics right. 

[chrisbonnie]

Just now, LFC 6 Times said:

Nunez and Mo fucking horrendous. How are we not ahead?

Both have been shite. 

 

Nunez, as ever couldn't finish his dinner. And salah is driving me mad, forget the missed penalty, he keeps making shit runs, he's basically running into Nunez space. 

[Section_31]

All the cutting edge of a public sector IT system. Salah and Nunez need a good slap.

[Tenfolder]

1 minute ago, BeefStroganoff said:

You can’t blame the ref we are fucking it all up

 

You can criticise the absolute bent shit going on here from the ref while also criticising us for being shit in the final third, both are true currently.

[TheDrowningMan]

Jota for Nunez at HT is needed to give us half a chance of beating this side. And FFS, don’t let Salah near a penalty anytime soon.

[Jordy Brouwer]

Just now, Lee909 said:

The forwards need fucking shooting

 

Missing 4 out of 10 penalties is disgraceful 

 

The Trent follow up and subsequent hero passes

 

And just fucking Nunez being fucking Nunez. How many one on one's can a man miss

 

I think their shooting is the problem. 

[Sweeney287]

1 minute ago, BeefStroganoff said:

You can’t blame the ref we are fucking it all up

Totally agree. 

 

We've been given this on a plate and fucking it up. 

 

Diaz yellow aside, I think Taylor has been OK so far. 

[Jairzinho]

Can we please not wait until the 70th minute to bring on Jota. Unarsed which of the front three he comes on for. 

[diamondjoe]

Nunez with 2nd half hatrick. 

[Carvalho Diablo]

Profligacy and corruption will cost us this league.

[Mark M]

Salah has been dreadful aside from the penalty miss 

[Josef Svejk]

I don't know who's annoyed me most: Taylor, Neville, or Darwin. 

[waddy78]

Just now, Jordy Brouwer said:

It would be nice if I could even enjoy a game we played. Enjoyable games are in very short supply this season. Its all battle to get over the line stuff. 

I've got the game on but said to my missus before it's getting harder to actually sit and enjoy a game now, VAR ,poor officials and wanker commentary makes it a hassel rather than a joy to watch it. She called me a fanny!!

[Joey8FrogsLegs]

Taylor bossing this, this league is truely fucked. A complete joke from A to Z.

 

Football really doesnt matter that much, as this league will be decided by other factors, but we started really well and of course should have scored at least a couple. Van Dijk, Gomez and Diaz have been brilliant, as has Trent but a few bad moments from him as well. Szoboszlai pretty weak, and Salah terrible. 
 

Be interesting to see how what Taylor has up his sleeve next, cause he’s on a mission to deny us this win.

[Redder Lurtz]

Getting fucked over by our own forwards and by manc officials. Fuck all new there then. Imagine having Mane instead of Diaz and Bobby instead of the offside pony tail. We'd have blown these cunts away by now. 

[Moo]

Just now, LFC 6 Times said:

Nunez and Mo fucking horrendous. How are we not ahead?

Because, Diaz aside, we can't fucking finish.  Mo shite form yes but even in his best form can't be relied on to score a penalty.  Golden boy fucking up with a gilt edge chance again, twatting instead of placing, and Nunez fuck me Heskey was a better finisher.

[ZonkoVille77]

Just now, diamondjoe said:

Nunez with 2nd half hatrick. 

 

More chance of Kelly Brook just landing onto my lap and motor boating the fuck out of my face until I pass out.

[Captain Willard]

Sloboloski has been unusually awful. Unrecognisable. 

[No2]

Just now, Josef Svejk said:

I don't know who's annoyed me most: Taylor, Neville, or Darwin. 

You have the order correct.