Other Football 2023/24

[Lee909]

Fucking hate that Joelinton cunt. The worst for cheating in that side which says something. Down pretending to have a head injury to get play stoped then pops back up no treatment, doesn’t leave the pitch

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Haha, Maguire's body language, like a bloke walking away from a toilet he's blocked.

[Rushies tash]

Ha ha, I'll say it again - has there ever been such a hapless, useless, accident-waiting-to-happen player such as Harry Maguire? That was flying in until it touched him.

[Elite]

Just now, Babb'sBurstNad said:

Haha, Maguire's body language, like a bloke walking away from a toilet he's blocked.

He's a lumbering oaf. The type of fella that'd drop a newborn baby.

[polymerpunkah]

McTominay the driving force in United's attack.

 

Says it all, really.

 

[Lee909]

I'm yet to be convinced Harry Maguire isn't a lobotomized Phil Jones

[Colonel Bumcunt]

The ref blows for everything once Newcastle went one up.

 

I reckon Ten Hag gets sacked after this.  Feels like the only move they have left 

[Mook]

32 minutes ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

 

Nah, not taking the piss, they are shit. A run against dross doesn't change the trajectory of this side. They get pumped by any decent side they meet. I want Ten Hag to draw this out for as long as possible.

 

I'm no more quaking at Utd's league position than I am at Spurs'.

 

I'm not quaking about them either, 'just surprised people seeing people saying they want them to win on a Liverpool forum.

 

These cunts have tens of thousands of supporters singing about Hillsborough every other week. I want them beat, hammered, relegated and going out of business. They are vermin.

[Red_or_Dead]

55 minutes ago, Mook said:

 

Are you taking the piss?

 

I'm getting a bit fed up with all the 'Man Utd are shit' posts while they've won their last four games or whatever & could sit a point behind us if they sneak another win tonight.

 

I want those cunts beat every week, regardless of who they are playing or who their manager is.

Fucking hell Mook, I get what you mean, but I'e just watched their game against Newcastle and they made them look like the French side of 1998.  They're fucking shite.  The eye test doesn't lie.

 

 

[Leyton388]

Ten Lasso's at the wheel. 

[Megadrive Man]

16 minutes ago, Colonel Bumcunt said:

The ref blows for everything once Newcastle went one up.

 

I reckon Ten Hag gets sacked after this.  Feels like the only move they have left 

 

He's not getting sacked any time soon.

 

They were the leagues most in form team  before tonight...

[an tha]

Spot the difference...

Group 1:

Wolves
Nottm Forest
Burnley
Brentford
Sheffield Utd
Fulham
Luton
Everton


Group 2:

Tottenham
Arsenal
Brighton
Crystal Palace
Manchester City
Newcastle

[polymerpunkah]

I wanted a red-card-filled 0-0 draw.

 

They're both in the chase for top four, a point dropped is a point dropped.

 

 

[littletedwest]

15 minutes ago, Red_or_Dead said:

Fucking hell Mook, I get what you mean, but I'e just watched their game against Newcastle and they made them look like the French side of 1998.  They're fucking shite.  The eye test doesn't lie.

 

 

Yep. Like at the start of the week hearing them saying "statistically Onana is the 2nd best  keeper in the league". My eyes tell me he's fucking shit

[Freddo]

1 hour ago, clangers said:

 

Ten Hag has spent over £400 million and is apparently a much revered European coach and genius. Yet they still just look like Ole's team, no control, counter attacking, spawny goals.

Yeah, they're utter tripe 

[Bjornebye]

1 hour ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

Haha, Maguire's body language, like a bloke walking away from a toilet he's blocked.

 

 

 

[Section_31]

They're not a team at all the mancs, just a bunch of disinterested blokes meandering around (literally) bumping into each other.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

1 hour ago, Elite said:

Looks like Nick has poped his shoulder.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Neg away.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Cometh the hour.

[Trojan1892]

That display from Rashford was fucking disgraceful.

[manwiththestick]

32 minutes ago, Trojan1892 said:

That display from Rashford was fucking disgraceful.

Yeah, he's been dreadful, all the more worse if he's downing tools because of the manager.

 

Long may it continue.

[Anubis]

8 hours ago, Captain Howdy said:

Outstanding 

 

https://x.com/NoContextMarkG/status/1731060574388142419?s=20

 

“Never eat a cucumber from a women’s prison.”

 

Superb.

[Razoray]

12 hours ago, an tha said:

Spot the difference...

Group 1:

Wolves
Nottm Forest
Burnley
Brentford
Sheffield Utd
Fulham
Luton
Everton


Group 2:

Tottenham
Arsenal
Brighton
Crystal Palace
Manchester City
Newcastle

They've beaten 7 of the bottom 8 (Bournemouth are the one they haven't played yet) and 10th place Brentford. 

 

They've lost to 1st, 2nd, 5th, 6th, 8th and 12th. 

 

Pathetic 

[Babb'sBurstNad]

12 hours ago, Mook said:

 

I'm not quaking about them either, 'just surprised people seeing people saying they want them to win on a Liverpool forum.

 

These cunts have tens of thousands of supporters singing about Hillsborough every other week. I want them beat, hammered, relegated and going out of business. They are vermin.

 

That's fair enough. But they're not going to lose every game, get relegated and go out of business. At best, they'll remain a bit shit, like they are now. Every hammering and truly awful run ends in a new manager, and the prospect of them stumbling on a Klopp. I don't want that, so I'm happy enough to see them get the odd win with a turd manager, same as under Moyes. Leave them twisting in purgatory, and the longer it goes on the harder it'll be for them to ever sort it.

[dylstar]

Elf on the shelf ...

[AngryOfTuebrook]

14 hours ago, 3 Stacks said:

Why did we ever let Gordon go? I thought he was an absolute runt when I first saw him play, but turns out he's a freak athlete. Not sure how a professional Liverpool football scout can miss that sort of thing.

If we were looking for "freak athletes" with a gift for running fast and throwing themselves around, we should have scouted Katarina Johnson-Thompson.  As it is, we scout footballers, so I guess we're stuck with what we've got.