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    Playstation 5

    Still there!
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    Playstation 5

    £562 with an extra controller and PS Plus for 12 months. Robbed.
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    Playstation 5

    Just bought one on BT store.
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    Man Utd (A) - Sun 24th Oct 2021 (4:30pm)

    Today should be a massive wake-up to United. This is the first time in many years they've had their failings underlined so emphatically. They've not won the league in years but been under an illusion they were 1 or 2 big signings from a return to the big time. They should thank us for this beating, a beating that could have been substantially bigger of we didn't take a rest for the final 30 mins. Learn from it or don't, we prefer you don't, but you aren't in any relevant conversation we have about what trophies we can win this season or next. That's the truth. Focusing back on us, Christ, what a difference having our CB's back make. Last season was a joke.
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    Man Utd (A) - Sun 24th Oct 2021 (4:30pm)

    Agree on Maguire, he's not top class level. In the round, there's no ethos behind the tactics, but that's the sort of thing that comes with a proper manager being given time. Soldkjaer isn't that person, and I hope they overlook that for some time to come, but investing time in him will drag them further and further back. They have a collection of players that are world class but only when playing for different teams with different styles. And that's their problem, the players were bought on name not on the ability to fit into a team style. Because there isn't one.
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    Man Utd (A) - Sun 24th Oct 2021 (4:30pm)

    Salah defies logic, as a betting man. I mean, yes he scores lots of goals but at the outset of today's game I'm thinking "ok, he plays on the right and United will put two on him, and he's likely to create space for others to score, ergo, I won't bet on him to score today". But...there he is, left alone at the far post, it defies belief and logic for him to find the space and time to take a shot, let alone beat De Gea. He's unbelievable, and apparently Chelsea didn't see that in him, but looking back at his Chelsea goals you CAN see it, which makes it all the more extraordinary he was let go. I don't want him to go anywhere else, and he won't find the same form anywhere else, this club is magic and if he wants to win the Balon D'Or then he's going to do it here a couple of times. If he goes to Madrid, for example, then he's going to struggle to adapt to a team that doesn't transition like we do, that doesn't press like we do, and you can tell he loves how this team is set-up. As an aside, I didn't like the Jones/Mane relationship. Perhaps Jones shows his immaturity by ignoring Mane as a passing option after he gets ignored.
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    Man Utd (A) - Sun 24th Oct 2021 (4:30pm)

    Salah like Maximus in the Colosseum.
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    Other Football 2021/22

    Put some money on the last 10 mins of the Chelsea game, didn't win, but I've watched it back and the ball was literally only in play for 10 seconds between 80.00 and 85.20 mins.... And then in the remaining 5 mins plus 3 injury time there were 5 free kicks, 3 throwins, 1 offside, and 1 goal + celebration. In total, the ball was probably active for about 3 mins of the final 13 mins. I had £8 on there being over 1.5 goalkicks in the final 10 (turned out to be 13) mins. Which I thought was a good bet as Norwich were a man down, and Chelsea were shooting for fun. There were actually zero goalkicks taken in that time as a result of the ball being dead for the majority of it.
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    Sky Glass

    On the face of it....that's a really interesting way of extracting money from my pocket. A QLED tv....in a choice of colours...with Dolby Atmos speakers....and pay it off over 4 years at 0% interest....
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    Sky Glass

    I was in th phone this morning to Sky to drop a couple of things off my package, some silver-tongued Welsh wizard trying to upsell me things like broadband. Worth noting that at no time did this sales-wolf try to sell Sky Glass to me...
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    Coffee

    Yes, there is a fresher smell to the speciality beans, but I find that it doesn't always translate to the taste being markedly better. The best gourmet bean I've tried so far is probably the Good Life Coffee Verve, which I've reordered three times now. It's a cheeky bastard. But for the tins, the Cafe Saula is a consistently excellent cup of coffee.
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    Sky Glass

    https://helpforum.sky.com/t5/Sky-Glass/Cancelled/td-p/3804363/page/2
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    Coffee

    Been going through my Amazon coffee buys in the last year, just as an example of the hard yards I've put in to try and find the best beans. I've bought a few more as well, just not off Amazon. It's a fucking odyssey to find the holy grail.
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    Coffee

    I can't be fucking around with a burr grinder, I stick with my old blade grinder, instead I focus on the best bean I can find. Any blend with fruit in it can fuck off. The best 'everyday' bean I've found is the Cafe Saula organic, and it's decent value for two tins.
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    Tory Cabinet Thread

    You'd think they would all agree to invest in more mental health services, or community outreach programmes for vulnerable youngsters, that'd be a fitting tribute to the MP. But no, turn his town into a city and crack down on anonymity and freedom of speech...yes that's a fitting tribute.
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    Tory Cabinet Thread

    For a 'libertarian' government who hate commies, they ain't half laying down some flagstones for a future regime to finish the job.
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    Tory Cabinet Thread

    They have lost their minds. Threatening to drag Zuckerberg in to explain why he lets people, like Darren Grimes, be cunts? Asking Jack Dorsey to apologise for Nigel Farage? Why not bring the Somalian president in for questioning?
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    Poverty in the UK

    Living near to affluent people doesn't mean you're affluent.
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    Coronavirus

    Dude, it doesn't make a difference if I live in London or Scilly, I just don't give a shit. And I've lived in both places. Data harvesting is fine by me. Oh shit some ads are tailored to what I search for....ok, cool. Stronts, I'm ok. If you're not then you need to be taking this higher than the GF.
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    Coronavirus

    Aren't anti-maskers the same people who despise government surveillance via CCTV? It's weird because I am vaccinated, and I also wear a mask, so not only am I protected against the worst of Covid but I'm also slipping off the government's radar in public places. Which, by the way, I don't give a shit about. Take my fingerprints, I don't fucking care. All the 'my privacy' fuckers creep me out.
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    Roberto Firmino

    If, IF, yesterday is a sign of things to come, wrt Bobby being told haunt the six yard box, then that's exciting. Top goalscorer stuff, potentially. But at some point an opposition defender will remember to mark our number 9 in their box.
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    Watford (A) - Sat 16th Oct 2021 (12:30pm)

    Fuck me, Firmino has been fucking awful today and that goal isn't going to change that. Really hope Klopp has his eye on someone in 2022.
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    Should the UK remain a member of the EU

    No, I mean the polls are shite. Good luck applying the poll model to this version of UK hellscape.
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