The Snooker

[Captain Turdseye]

41 minutes ago, sh#t waffle said:

https://www.skysports.com/more-sports/snooker/news/32461/13049376/ronnie-osullivans-astonishing-rant-at-ali-carter-after-snot-accusation-during-masters-final

That is fucking great. 

[chrisbonnie]

10 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

That is fucking great. 

I think I'm the only one left of this ship now.

 

But I still can't warm to osullivan. 

 

I won't deny his obvious talents and work ethic to keep him at the top. 

 

But I still think he's soppy faced twat. 

[johnsusername]

So he was spitting on the floor? That's pretty disgusting like. 

[Captain Turdseye]

If he was arguing with anyone else but Carter I’d say Ronnie’s out of order but Carter is an absolute weapon. I’m glad he’s been put in his place. 

[Bjornebye]

 

 

 

 

Superb stuff Ronnie. Carter is a fucking scrote 

 

 

[Bjornebye]

 

 

 

[sh#t waffle]

'I talk facts'. Carter is such a prick.

[Bjornebye]

9 minutes ago, sh#t waffle said:

'I talk facts'. Carter is such a prick.

 

He's in a deciding frame on ITV4 here 

[lifetime fan]

3 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

 

He's in a deciding frame on ITV4 here 

Hope the prick loses. 

[Toxteth O'Grady]

9 hours ago, Captain Turdseye said:

If he was arguing with anyone else but Carter I’d say Ronnie’s out of order but Carter is an absolute weapon. I’m glad he’s been put in his place. 

This is pretty much my take on it as well.

Ronnie is basically an idiot  who's a genius at Snooker and shit in every other aspect of his life.

Carter is an obnoxious little Napoleon cunt who does it out of choice.

Both of them should be banned for 6 months to actually reinforce to them that this was the final of The Masters, the second most prestigious tournament in the calendar and not a free for all daaaahn fackin' Romford at Big Billy Jessop's Snooker hall where you drop off stolen guns to 'worm' Wellings who'll get you a good price from Harry the fackin' 'Hawker.

The pair of nasty, unsocialised Cockney blerts.

[sir roger]

Is there any evidence of Ronnie 'snotting' in the hours of live coverage ?

[Josef Svejk]

I've always disliked Carter for being a bore. But what's the basis for hatred towards him? 

[Josef Svejk]

[Double post.] 

[sir roger]

Upcoming tourney in Saudi Arabia to have a special golden ball worth 20 points which is only used if you can get a 147 first. No mention of whether it is on the table throughout or added at the end.

 

Quite humorous post in the replies, suggesting both players playing at the same time with a cueball each, and training hamsters to guard the pockets.

[sh#t waffle]

On 17/01/2024 at 11:54, Josef Svejk said:

I've always disliked Carter for being a bore. But what's the basis for hatred towards him? 

a) he's a bore

b) he really loves Nigel Farage

c) see point b)

[Captain Turdseye]

I wish Saudi Arabia would fuck off. It’s not enough just buying a sport, they have to fuck about with it as well. 
 

Let’s change the rules of golf and snooker which have been popular for decades (even longer for golf) and have them with a Saudi twist. Fucking twats. 

[Captain Turdseye]

A golden ball? We gonna have Jasper Carrott asking if they want to swap it for something else?

[Creator Supreme]

11 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

I wish Saudi Arabia would fuck off. It’s not enough just buying a sport, they have to fuck about with it as well. 
 

Let’s change the rules of golf and snooker which have been popular for decades (even longer for golf) and have them with a Saudi twist. Fucking twats. 

 

7 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

A golden ball? We gonna have Jasper Carrott asking if they want to swap it for something else?

They can't leave things well alone can they, they're like magpies with poor attention spans. They constantly need something new to keep them watching.

 

I know City are owned by Abu Dhabi rather than Saudi Arabia, but it reminds me of what Frankie Boyle said on Mock the Week when City were taken over by their current owners:

 

In two years time, Manchester City will be 3-0 up in the Champions League Final, and this guy will just turn to his assistant and go (in a deep voice) "I am bored now, build me a robot spaniel"

[bigthrusts]

This is as well as I've ever seen Ronnie play. 

[Bob]

12 minutes ago, bigthrusts said:

This is as well as I've ever seen Ronnie play. 

The knobheads in the crowd make me want him to lose.

[Creator Supreme]

15 minutes ago, bigthrusts said:

This is as well as I've ever seen Ronnie play. 

 

1 minute ago, Bob said:

The knobheads in the crowd make me want him to lose.

I only saw the last 2 frames, but that was fucking masterful, I'm still stunned he missed that last black when he made it 5-1.

 

I agree about the tits in the crowd though, just shut the fuck up you melts.

[Bob]

12 minutes ago, bigthrusts said:

This is as well as I've ever seen Ronnie play. 

The knobheads in the crowd make me want him to lose.

[johnsusername]

2 hours ago, bigthrusts said:

This is as well as I've ever seen Ronnie play. 

 

That was some of the best snooker I've ever seen played. Incredible. His cuing was majestic. I wasn't going to bother watching but I'm glad I did.

 

Poor Ding - he hardly made a mistake and was completely dismantled in an hour. 

[johnsusername]

Ronnie's now won 13 games in a row, and that includes two of the major championships. 

 

[chrisbonnie]

9 hours ago, johnsusername said:

Ronnie's now won 13 games in a row, and that includes two of the major championships. 

 

 

Bollox, I saw him lose a game of pool against ian Wright and Roy Keane.