Chocolate/Biscuits/Sweets/Crisps

[Numero Veinticinco]

3 hours ago, Jairzinho said:

Fucking reeks of Brexit, this.

It’s making a leaver out of me, to be honest. I’ll vote for no deal I’m any referendum now. Save yourselves, EU. 

 

 

[Pureblood]

9 hours ago, Paul said:

Crunchie? Crunchie??? What. The. Fuck? If ever proof were needed that democracy is shite, this is it. Brexit pales 

into insignificance next to this lunacy.  

You lost, get over it.

[Pureblood]

5 hours ago, Jairzinho said:

No choco leibniz and therefore this can be chucked in the fucking sea.

I have to say, I've seen this Choco Leibniz mentioned before on this forum as amongst the biscuit elite and I'm just not having it.  It's Coldplay level bland.  Uninspiring plain chocolate on a rich tea clone, fucking great.  

[Tony Moanero]

32 minutes ago, TK421 said:

I have to say, I've seen this Choco Leibniz mentioned before on this forum as amongst the biscuit elite and I'm just not having it.  It's Coldplay level bland.  Uninspiring plain chocolate on a rich tea clone, fucking great.  

The chocolate orange ones are boss.

[polymerpunkah]

Aero?

 

A big slab of chocolate, apparently, but then you realize it's mostly air. As a kid I felt distinctly ripped off the first (and only time) I bought one.

 

 

 

 

[Remmie]

I call shenanigans. This is a daily mail style outrageous selection that has been created deliberately to provoke an angry reaction. Doritos in the top tier of crisps? Except they aren't crisps and shouldn't be anywhere near the top tier. All those avoid level crisps are boss. WUM bastards. 

[Jairzinho]

7 hours ago, TK421 said:

I have to say, I've seen this Choco Leibniz mentioned before on this forum as amongst the biscuit elite and I'm just not having it.  It's Coldplay level bland.  Uninspiring plain chocolate on a rich tea clone, fucking great.  

They aren't meant for people like you.

[Bellflower]

I'm on a diet excluding anything in these categories'

 

Life is grim....

[Paul]

There’s probably a better thread for this, but for reasons which will soon become clear, I can’t be arsed searching for one. 

 

Anyway, we’ve come to The Lakes for a few days (was going to be until Wednesday but then I realised  I had to be in L4 on Tuesday night) and are staying at a lovely little cottage in Grassmere that a colleague of Mrs Paul’s owns (£15 per person, per night!!!). 

 

So we called in at Booth’s, the bossest supermarket ever, to get some posh food and snacks and picked up some Lancaster crisps. The salt vinegar are sensational, but the real story here is black puddo and English mustard flavour. There’s an actual mustard kick on them! Shit is real, yo. 

 

So I’m now sitting in the garden/countryside in the full sunshine with a big fat gin, these boss crisps, Gilles on the radio and  a good book on the go. 

 

Living the dream. Peace, out. 

[Paul]

Update: they’re actually called Fiddler’s Lancashire Crisps. Sensaysh. 

[Sugar Ape]

I live about ten minutes away from a Booth’s and the crisps in there are boss. Check out the Pipers crisps in there as well. Lovely.

[Mudface]

Walker's and Pringles and Doritos. Oh my.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

I've just had my first hazelnut Lindt bunny. 

 

I jizzed a bit.

[VladimirIlyich]

3 hours ago, Paul said:

Update: they’re actually called Fiddler’s Lancashire Crisps. Sensaysh. 

Gary Glitter would be delighted they've named a snack after him.

[Champ]

3 hours ago, Paul said:

Update: they’re actually called Fiddler’s Lancashire Crisps. Sensaysh. 

 

14 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Gary Glitter would be delighted they've named a snack after him.

It is an unfortunate name but their crisps are brilliant. I can thoroughly recommend the chilli ones and a bit surprisingly the plain unsalted ones are very good too...with a little bit of your own salt

[Tony Moanero]

Never had Booths crisps. Marks and Spencer crisps are turd, though.

[Champ]

18 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Never had Booths crisps. Marks and Spencer crisps are turd, though.

You’re not wrong, Tony 

[Paul]

Cheese tasters - M&S’s version of Wotsits - are amazing; better than the real thing by a country mile. 

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

On 06/04/2019 at 00:41, Sugar Ape said:

Just seen these on Twitter which are apparently the results of a channel five programme on Britain’s favourites. Every one of them offends me. Who would put a Jaffa Cake and Bourbons over a Tunnock’s? Blasphemy. 

 

 

Agreed, populism at it's worst, where's the frigging matchmakers? Marathon is god tier, mars bars and toblerones are damn fine confectionery, as is the darker stuff.

Obviously voted on by people who sit in their own shit all day, reading faecesbook, watching im a sjite celebrity get me out of here.

Mini cheddars - since when have they been a fucking crisp, and quavers can get fucked the pathetic fucking polystyrene bastards

ooh haribo, everyone loves haribo, its not top tier it's modern shite, give a fruit pastille or bonbon any day

[Rico1304]

There’s a chocolate festival in Ramsbottom this weekend. 

[VladimirIlyich]

23 hours ago, Rico1304 said:

There’s a chocolate festival in Ramsbottom this weekend. 

The mind boggles.

[Bjornebye]

Kettle Crisps are for cunts 

[Pureblood]

Walkers have ruined crisps in this country. 

[Anubis]

On 06/04/2019 at 16:37, Paul said:

Sensaysh. 

Nah. I’m not letting that go. I just can’t. Negged.

[VladimirIlyich]

2 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Kettle Crisps are for cunts 

I am a 100 carat cunt.