Chocolate/Biscuits/Sweets/Crisps

[Sugar Ape]

Just seen these on Twitter which are apparently the results of a channel five programme on Britain’s favourites. Every one of them offends me. Who would put a Jaffa Cake and Bourbons over a Tunnock’s? Blasphemy. 

 

 

[Trumo]

I wouldn't take "Britain's favourite" as any sort of indicator. This is a country where a majority voted to re-enter the dark ages.

[Numero Veinticinco]

FUCK THIS SHIT. 

 

Pringles. Yeah. Okay buddy. Okay. Yeah. Crunchie in the 'don't come near me' category. Cunts. 

 

EDIT: Negged you so you can pass it on to those cunts.

 

[Strontium]

Channel 5? Well that explains a lot.

 

Is it just me who thinks Haribo are horrible?

[Sugar Ape]

On 10/05/2014 at 12:28, Guest Numero Veinticinco said:

Gravy on chips is ridiculous, especially that powdered shit they sell in chipies. That said, vinegar is also the preserve of peadophiles. EDIT: Oh, and mushy peas? What the fucking fuck is fucking wrong with you?

 

 

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This post isn't going to go down well, is it?

 

 

14 minutes ago, Numero Veinticinco said:

FUCK THIS SHIT. 

 

Pringles. Yeah. Okay buddy. Okay. Yeah. Crunchie in the 'don't come near me' category. Cunts. 

 

EDIT: Negged you so you can pass it on to those cunts.

 

 

Tries to pass the neg on but they reminded me of your above post on gravy and chips, anyway to cut a long story short a SWAT team is on its way to your house now you degenerate scum.

[Paul]

Crunchie? Crunchie??? What. The. Fuck? If ever proof were needed that democracy is shite, this is it. Brexit pales 

into insignificance next to this lunacy.  

[Anubis]

The fact that Pringles are in the God Tier of crisps, and Toblerone in the bottom tier of chocolate, just serves to demonstrate that the UK is fucked. Totally fucked.

[Bjornebye]

55 minutes ago, Sugar Ape said:

Just seen these on Twitter which are apparently the results of a channel five programme on Britain’s favourites. Every one of them offends me. Who would put a Jaffa Cake and Bourbons over a Tunnock’s? Blasphemy. 

 

 

Jimmy Saville tweeting from the grave.

 

Smashin 

[Bjornebye]

Just now, Anubis said:

The fact that Pringles are in the God Tier of crisps just serves to demonstrate that the UK is fucked. Totally fucked.

Nail in the coffin mate. I'm done with the fucking place. 

 

 

[Bjornebye]

45 minutes ago, Trumo said:

I wouldn't take "Britain's favourite" as any sort of indicator. This is a country where a majority voted to re-enter the dark ages.

Bigot 

[Bjornebye]

25 minutes ago, Strontium Dog said:

 

Is it just me who thinks Haribo are horrible?

Yes. 

[Trumo]

1 minute ago, Bjornebye said:

Bigot 

 

Most of my favourite chocolates are dark.

[Elite]

1 minute ago, Anubis said:

The fact that Pringles are in the God Tier of crisps just serves to demonstrate that the UK is fucked. Totally fucked.

Yeah they are brutal. Even food banks tell anyone who brings Pringles to fuck off.

[Tony Moanero]

1 hour ago, Sugar Ape said:

Just seen these on Twitter which are apparently the results of a channel five programme on Britain’s favourites. Every one of them offends me. Who would put a Jaffa Cake and Bourbons over a Tunnock’s? Blasphemy. 

 

 

Fuck me, the state of that. I can feel my blood pressure rising as I type.

 

Mini Cheddars are boss, but they’re savoury biscuits, not crisps. Ready salted Chipsticks are what my ma used to give me as punishment for misbehaving. The less said about fucking Pringles, the better.

 

Haribo sweets are shite, like a jarg versions of your childhood favourites. Werthers Originals double as suppositories for the elderly.

 

Bourbons are for bad bastards.

 

Aero in the ‘God Tier’, Toblerone, Thorntons, Crunchie and Mars in ‘Don’t come anywhere near me with these’ - just fuck off!

 

Channel Five is a cunt’s television station.

[cloggypop]

I can't remember the last time I watched Channel 5 and I'm sure I've ever lasted a full programme but that's it now, never going to watch it again. Hope the cunts go bust. 

[Jenson]

Fucking hell, Pickled Onion Monster Munch in the Mid Tier and no Star Bar?!! Channel 5 can go fuck themselves.

[TheHowieLama]

 

[Guest]

Since when have Channel 5 been an authority on anything? When it first launched, I couldn't even get the fucking channel properly tuned in.

 

These days I still wish it couldn't be tuned it. Cunts.

[Elite]

Channel 5 has been shit since they stopped showing Passion Cove.

[KMD7]

Whoever was responsible for putting crunchie on the bottom tier are undoubtedly Disciples of Saville and Glitter

[Sugar Ape]

Monster munch are a God tier crisp as well. And swap the Wotsits with the Squares. I think the crisps one might be the worst of the lot.

[Bobby Hundreds]

Kettle chips ahead of Monster munch. Bullshit.

[Jairzinho]

No choco leibniz and therefore this can be chucked in the fucking sea.

[Jairzinho]

Fucking reeks of Brexit, this.

[Champ]

51 minutes ago, KMD7 said:

Whoever was responsible for putting crunchie on the bottom tier are undoubtedly Disciples of Saville and Glitter

We’ve got some Crunchies in the cupboard. I was planning to use them for baking. I’m going to have one now just out of spite