little things that annoy the shit out of you

[Mook]

43 minutes ago, manwiththestick said:

Scottish football and pointless in the same sentence, not for the first time I'm sure.

Most likely by people who have absolutely no concept of Football or how it works.

[sir roger]

6 hours ago, Tony Moanero said:

Just spend 45 minutes watching Pointless and the finalists picked Beyoncé over Scottish football. Fuck off!

To be fair I reckon Bey would get about 15 goals a season up front for Celtic.

[Dougie Do'ins]

Cutlery etiquette.

 

As has been mentioned in the Breakfast thread, anyone who thinks it's wrong to eat with the fork in the right hand needs to fuck off. 

[Elite]

Dogs choosing to shit in the most awkward of places. They could be on a football pitch with all that lovely flat area to lay cable but they'd end up shitting on the steps that lead to the stands.

[lifetime fan]

13 minutes ago, Dougie Do'ins said:

Cutlery etiquette.

 

As has been mentioned in the Breakfast thread, anyone who thinks it's wrong to eat with the fork in the right hand needs to fuck off. 

 

Thats only acceptable behaviour if you’re actually gammy handed. 

[Dougie Do'ins]

7 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

 

Thats only acceptable behaviour if you’re actually gammy handed. 

Seriously, why ? Give me one feasible reason why it's considered wrong to eat with the fork in the right hand.

[lifetime fan]

Just now, Dougie Do'ins said:

Seriously, why ? Give me one feasible reason why it's considered wrong to eat with the fork in the right hand.

 

Do you use the knife in your right hand to cut the food up first and then eat the food with the fork in your right hand? 

[Dougie Do'ins]

Just now, lifetime fan said:

 

Do you use the knife in your right hand to cut the food up first and then eat the food with the fork in your right hand? 

TBH, if I can get away with cutting the food with the fork, I will do but if a cant, I use the knife in the left hand. But in the grand scheme of things, does it really matter ?

 

I've got no problem with people who prefer to eat with the fork in the left hand. It's cunts who think it's wrong to use a fork in the right hand to eat I'm having a go at.

[Rico1304]

31 minutes ago, Elite said:

Dogs choosing to shit in the most awkward of places. They could be on a football pitch with all that lovely flat area to lay cable but they'd end up shitting on the steps that lead to the stands.

You shouldn’t be letting your dog shit on a football pitch. It sounds like it has sense. 

[Captain Turdseye]

I lay the table with the fork on the left and then immediately switch them once I start eating. 

[lifetime fan]

5 minutes ago, Dougie Do'ins said:

TBH, if I can get away with cutting the food with the fork, I will do but if a cant, I use the knife in the left hand. But in the grand scheme of things, does it really matter ?

 

I've got no problem with people who prefer to eat with the fork in the left hand. It's cunts who think it's wrong to use a fork in the right hand to eat I'm having a go at.

 

It’s just fucking weird and looks wrong. 

 

It’s like my brother being right handed but playing golf and batting left handed the weird cunt. 

 

[Dougie Do'ins]

1 minute ago, lifetime fan said:

 

It’s just fucking weird and looks wrong. 

 

It’s like my brother being right handed but playing golf and batting left handed the weird cunt. 

 

That's not a feasible reason.

 

I bet if you went far enough back in time you'd find this was started by some hooray Henry type cunt who spent his spare time on horseback chasing foxes with his mates.

[lifetime fan]

9 minutes ago, Dougie Do'ins said:

That's not a feasible reason.

 

I bet if you went far enough back in time you'd find this was started by some hooray Henry type cunt who spent his spare time on horseback chasing foxes with his mates.

 

Or just the vast majority of people being right handed. 

[Dougie Do'ins]

8 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

 

Or just the vast majority of people being right handed. 

Which is why I eat using the fork in my right hand.

[Elite]

45 minutes ago, Rico1304 said:

You shouldn’t be letting your dog shit on a football pitch. It sounds like it has sense. 

Even Goodison or Old Trafford?

[lifetime fan]

1 minute ago, Elite said:

Even Goodison or Old Trafford?

 

Theres plenty of shite on both every other Saturday mate. 

[cloggypop]

1 hour ago, Dougie Do'ins said:

Which is why I eat using the fork in my right hand.

Exactly. I bet these left forkers when eating something that only requires a fork don't hold it in their left hand. 

 

Up the logical etiquette breaking right forkers! 

[Dr Nowt]

Right-forker all the way because I wasn’t raised by Jimmy Savile or Lord Snooty.

[General Dryness]

4 hours ago, lifetime fan said:

 

Do you use the knife in your right hand to cut the food up first and then eat the food with the fork in your right hand? 

Apparently this is quite an American way if doing it. Or so my brother in law, who is American, tells me.

[lifetime fan]

2 minutes ago, General Dryness said:

Apparently this is quite an American way if doing it. Or so my brother in law, who is American, tells me.

 

I guess it’s the way I’ve been brought up, it was always bad table manners in our house. 

 

Ginge and I were a right pair of shits growing up but we always had impeccable manners. 

[A Red]

I'm left handed but would give my right arm to be ambidextrous 

[lifetime fan]

And there’s no doubt about it I’m a ‘leftist’. 

 

Every left handed golfer in the world should be banned from playing (apart from Phil) as it just looks so fucking ugly. 

[Elite]

2 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

And there’s no doubt about it I’m a ‘leftist’. 

 

Every left handed golfer in the world should be banned from playing (apart from Phil) as it just looks so fucking ugly. 

You can't call people 'leftists' these days mate, 'opposing armers' is the pc term.

[Dougie Do'ins]

Watching left handers write freaks me out. Looks so unnatural.

[lifetime fan]

1 minute ago, Dougie Do'ins said:

Watching left handers write freaks me out. Looks so unnatural.

 

Their arm looks like Dennis Irwin running.