The Apprentice

[Bjornebye]

Bunch or arrogant gobshites brassing themselves off for a job on telly. have to record it for obvious reasons but got to admit, this programme is boss.

 

'you're fired' really means 'your a wanker with no chance of working for me you dopey twat, do one'

 

I for one can't wait - we need Lord Sugar at melwood.

 

Adam? you're fired

Aquilani? you're fired

Suarez? 'you're fucking boss lad, bite him'

[Magic Sponge]

You know the drill Snowy.

 

No F******l on the GF.

 

Negged.

[Paulie Dangerously]

DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DOODODOODODOODODOODOODOODODOODODOODOOOOOOOOO

[Carradona]

I fucking hate this show, and how it just takes over the majority of conversations everywhere. Literally, everywhere. I don't care if the Irish guy is really funny, or the fit girl is getting it from the big Geordie fella.

[Tj hooker]

Never used to watch it when everyone was raving about it so a few series ago i decided to give it a go now im hooked

[RobbieOR]

Its excellent.

[Jennings]

Never used to watch it when everyone was raving about it so a few series ago i decided to give it a go now im hooked

 

TJ Hooked.

[Anubis]

Where is the list of female contenders with photographs? Poor form, poor form.

[Jennings]

Hope there's some hotties with massive hooters...

 

...but that they demonstrate good business acumen too.

[Anubis]

I'll do it my fucking self then, shall I?

 

 

 

Bilyana Apostolova

 

 

 

Gabrielle Omar

 

 

 

Jade Nash

 

 

 

Jane McEvoy

 

 

 

Jenna Whittingham

 

 

 

Katie Wright

 

 

 

Laura Hogg

 

 

 

Maria O’Connor

 

[Johnny Cougar]

Yep, I'd hate fuck all of those.

[md1892]

Its excellent.

 

It's shite, really shite.

 

A plethora of cunts

[JagSquared]

Thought they got rid of the fittest one. She was annoying but would have made good tv. Dovijdane Bilyana xx

[Carvalho Diablo]

Yup, a catalogue of thundercunts.

 

Are these tarts afraid to smile because it will show their weakness ?

 

They all could do with a good, hard, stiff cock right up the arse just to chill the frigid bitches out a bit.

[Magic Sponge]

You've got to question their motives.

 

"My name is Sebastian and I worked as an adviser to apples marketing and research team. Fuck all that though, I'd rather wash Lord Alan's Bentley."

[Lurtz]

Bunch of fucking arseholes but great telly.

 

That Gabrielle Omar looks like Tyrion Lannister from Thrones.

 

 

[Trumo]

It is like any reality-based show of this type. The contestants from the first series were really stepping into the unknown in a sense, and the subsequent fame (or infamy) wasn't something that was planned for. Everybody since then has jumped on the bandwagon in the pursuit of fame because they've seen how appearing on the show will put their name in lights. The cunt factor has increased exponentially with each new intake. The same can be said of Dragon's Den.

[Bjornebye]

Jane McAvoy and Laura Hogg would get plated all over the fucking shop

 

then i'd kick the cunts back to mordor

[Duff Man]

I hate them all but I can't stop watching it. Currently hating this cunt the most:

 

[Lurtz]

I'm currently hating this pair of arseholes:

 

 

[Mendoza]

Ricky Martin is a proper cunt.

[Furmedge]

Ricky Martin is a proper cunt.

 

I agree, terrible music. But I agree with Duff Man on this one, that twat is useless.

[Lurtz]

He is useless Furm but that Ricky bloke is a face-stampable cuntbastard. With an abomination of a haircut.

[Jennings]

Just glad that the self styled blonde assassin made it through. I do think business acumen is important in this show, but I hope she has to model underwear at some point.

[Section_31]

It is like any reality-based show of this type. The contestants from the first series were really stepping into the unknown in a sense, and the subsequent fame (or infamy) wasn't something that was planned for. Everybody since then has jumped on the bandwagon in the pursuit of fame because they've seen how appearing on the show will put their name in lights. The cunt factor has increased exponentially with each new intake. The same can be said of Dragon's Den.

 

I think they're actively chosen for the fact they're odd, or cunts though.

 

It's like with Big Brother. The first one was genuinely entertaining because they were reasonably ordinary people, as each series passed those taking part were more and more removed from reality, until you ended up with some people who were actually mentally ill. They have psychologists on the show so they know what they're doing, they know what magic mix of people will create the biggest shocks and 'sensations'. Same with this pile of shite. If it was businesses people trying to compete and get a job, it'd still be entertaining in its own right, but they're actievly profiled to be dickheads and so the entertainment factor comes from the fact that they're, well, dickheads.

 

The decline of reality shows actually mirrors that of the Fleet Street press. In the pursuit of more custom, they dumb down and pursue sensationalism, while those of us who didn't mind the original format simply turn off.