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Johnny Cougar

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  1. I've done that and the only option is 'save page as' or some such shit. What then? That pic you posted of the Blonde piece with the gold baubles needs to be not only shared, but saved as desktop background.
  2. I've already done that, now I want to save them for future 'reference' etc....
  3. What's the story with saving pics on this new site lads? In the past you just left clicked and either 'saved image as' or 'set as desktop background', but dont seem to be able to do that now. What am I doing wrong?
  4. I may be on this thread for some time. Top quality work so far.
  5. I'd terminate Pietersen's contract now, make the cunt pay for his own flight home and never pick him again. Fucking idiot.
  6. Andy Murray wins a 'Personality' award. Scenes etc..
  7. Lambert has had a great deal of leeway off both board and fans so far, but they are a shambles today. He needs to look out or he could well be the next for the sack. It's between him and Toad of Toad Hall for the next man overboard.
  8. I've been on that Bus for a while mate. I thought it was taking me to the coast for a nice, relaxing retirement, but it keeps breaking down and choking me with fumes. Come and sit next to me here and watch the in flight film. It's called "what teenage lesbi friends Amy and Molly did with the Zucchini". It's only just started and they haven't gone out into the vegetable patch yet. Eventually the Bus just drops you off where you started from once the film ends. It's like Franz Kafka only with Chlorophyl and bad acting.
  9. Barker needs to outwork this chancer and get a good few rounds in the bag. Fast pace, work off that jab and make Sturm work, which he hasn't done for years. Barker on points quite cosily if it goes to plan.
  10. If the shite can take a point off Arsenal tomorrow, that will have been a cracking weekend.
  11. Seems fucking ages since we've had a Saturday afternoon like this where everything has dropped right for us. Without the Gerrard injury, everything has gone like a dream. United losing at home, Chelsea losing at Stoke, City drop points away from home ....and to top it all we win playing well in patches and it's Assaidi who fucks Chelsea! get him back Brendan and rush Moses back home in his Basket.
  12. We are 2nd in the league, say we are 2nd in the League!
  13. Just heard his post-match interview on the Radio. Oh dear, as if the performance and result wasn't bad enough, the fans have an Hodgson-esque serving spoon of Horsehit to go with their Bile. While he will get more time, the amount of time could actually be until January. They fuck up badly over the Xmas period and are lower half of the table, the Glazers might look to make a change and allow a new man to spend money on his players in the January window.
  14. Byeeh....hahaha Monkeys...Monkeys everywhere, shitting shitting iike armageddon byeeeeeh
  15. Proper class that. Have to say, I dont see the fascination with Champers, never have, expensive cats piss to me. But I'm sure it's an acquired taste. The Red I was on about Scamp.....depends on what you want it for. say it's Boxing night, you have friends round, a few nibbles, a bit of hilarity etc....then Rosemount or Yellow Tail Shiraz at 5 nicker a bottle is fine. If you want a nice pressie where the recipients like a nice drop, but aren't wine snobs, then the 2 French I mentioned are ideal. Like with all Red, stick it in the airing cupboard for a couple of days, but especially with French, get it to room temp or above and uncork it, let it breathe and drink it with your Xmas dinner and it tastes lovely. It's not 'party wine'.....it's better than that, hence why it's worth a tenner.
  16. To be fair Scamp, I usually load up on Rosemount when it's down to a fiver a bottle...that is what I'd call decent 'guzzling' wine...two fingers of your eye waterer please M'am (fnyak, fnoot etc) you can pick up any number of bargains on guzzling Red, usually reduced from 7 quid to 5...the best offers are usually a tener reduced to 6, or 13/14 down to 9 quid, you just need to keep your eyes open and paws poised.....know what it is you want and wait. The ChatNeufPap from Asda is exactly that...I cant describe it better....it's French, 2012 Grande Reserve 15 nicker down to 10...way better than any Spanish or Australian for that price. The Cotes Du Rhone is French...obv...2011, reduced from 9 to 6 quid. La Chasse is also French...8 down to 5 quid...pound for pound probably the best deal. Although I like 'new world' wines, I've found that French has less Sulphites in it, so you cane more of it, with less of a bad head. My mate bought me down a bottle of 15 quid Chilean Syrah when he last came down from Liverpool, think he got it from M&S or Laithwaites and although it was nice, the 15 quid down to 10 Chateau Neuf Du Pape was much nicer for a tenner. So I'd fill fill yer paws on the La Chasse and Du pape for Xmas and pressies.
  17. Details you say? Tell her this....yes, my mate JC, he drinks Red too. That should round off the article nicely. That La Chasse is v nice Scamp....well worth a Fiver....just about the best value for money on offer currently. There's another Cotes Du Rhone on offer in Asda currently too...I forget the name...9 quid down to 6, but the La Chase is better. If you want to give a really nice bottle to someone posh/toyboyyou are hopingwillsatisfyyounotlifetimefan then the Chateau Neuf Du Pape is v nice and worth the Tenner. Asda have some other Spanish, Italian and new world stuff on offer too....but those two are the best bet for Xmas pressies and future offers of sex.* *buy me two bottles and we'll say no more
  18. Scamp....on a slightly lesser scale....Asda have La Chase Cotes Du Rhone on offer at the moment....8 quid down to 5. Now that is worth snapping up. Their Merlot is nice too....but the Cotes Du Rhone is well worth a fiver. Not only is it worth supping, you could give that a pressie and it looks lke you've spent a wedge. I bought a box full to give as presents, it's very drinkable and the best value for a Fiver I've drunk in ages. Even the bottle looks quite classy.
  19. Cock in a Van. Scamp's already had that.
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