Have a rant thread

[A Red]

People that go to church on a Sunday and think it makes up for being lying twats all week.

[Liverpool lad]

People that go to church on a Sunday and think it makes up for being lying twats all week.

 

Spot on

[Section_31]

People that go to church on a Sunday and think it makes up for being lying twats all week.

 

People who insist on church weddings but who take the piss out of religion at any given opportunity.

[Champ]

 

Hypocrites who insist on church weddings but who take the piss out of religion at any given opportunity.

 

Fixed that for you

[A Red]

People who insist on church weddings but who take the piss out of religion at any given opportunity.

 

And christenings

[Champ]

And funerals

[stringvest]

And christenings

 

that's different. Sometimes you have to do that to get the kids into a good school. There's no way I could have got my kids into the madrassa had I not had them converted to islam first.

[A Red]

And confirmations

[A Red]

that's different. Sometimes you have to do that to get the kids into a good school. There's no way I could have got my kids into the madrassa had I not had them converted to islam first.

 

Thats fair enough. Always. Peace on you

[stringvest]

as long as it's not my chips

[stringvest]

And confirmations

 

what about communions?

[jonnybastard]

I want a sign proclaiming trees and shrubs.

 

Oh findus crispy pancakes when I was a kid they were a decent size I seen some of these frozen motherfuckers the other day I could of closed my fist around them. Its not because I'm bigger its because companies want everything for nothing the fucking bastards. They shrink shit and replace the flavour for healthy crap. Revels you seen the size of a bag of revels now you can't fit your forefinger and thumb in the packet in order to grab a chocolatey bitch, you have to pour into the palm of your hand. They charge more give less, fuck them.

 

Wagon wheels are the classic example, they used to be as big as yer head. They're no bigger than a big biscuit now.

[stringvest]

Wagon wheels are the classic example, they used to be as big as yer head. They're no bigger than a big biscuit now.

 

and FABs. Conversely, carrots and Volkswagen Polos are bigger than ever

[General Dryness]

that's different. Sometimes you have to do that to get the kids into a good school. There's no way I could have got my kids into the madrassa had I not had them converted to islam first.

 

Yep, costs a bomb to get a decent education these days.

[Hooch]

Speaking of religion, Catholics.

 

"HEY EVERYONE I'M CATHOLIC!!" I DON'T KNOW HOW TO SPELL IT BUT I WEAR BEADS ON MY WRIST SO THAT YOU KNOW I AM DEEP AND CATHOLIC AND THAT".

 

Yeah I went there.

[stringvest]

they wear beads on their wrist because they once had a package holiday to Goa.

[Champ]

 

and FABs. Conversely' date=' carrots and Volkswagen Polos are bigger than ever[/quote']

 

Have you seen an original Mini recently? They look so small compared to the 'new' ones

[Pureblood]

Fucking GIFs. My heart fades and dies that little bit more every time I see one of the cunts. What is it with posting them all of the time? Go on... post another one now, fuckface. And while you're at it post some more, that'll be even funnier you massive bunch of giffy spazzhandles.

[A Red]

Speaking of religion, Catholics.

 

"HEY EVERYONE I'M CATHOLIC!!" I DON'T KNOW HOW TO SPELL IT BUT I WEAR BEADS ON MY WRIST SO THAT YOU KNOW I AM DEEP AND CATHOLIC AND THAT".

 

Yeah I went there.

 

Roman!

 

Roman Catholics

[lifetime fan]

I don't have to wear rubbers. *smug face*

[Alan Sex]

White fucking sunglasses. What the fucking fuck is up with people wearing fucking white sunglasses? You look like jersey shore fucking pricks!!!

[stevebaby]

The unemployed.

I've been going down to the job centre in my lunch break to wave my pay slip under the noses of the jobless. Here I am, giving up my own precious time to help them with some free motivation , and do you think they can even offer me a simple "thanks mate"?

Not on your fucking life, the rude ungrateful fucks.

[jonnybastard]

My boss is an absolute fucking cunt. He's like a pre-menstrual woman, always looking for fault so he can whine like a bitch over the slightest thing. His wife and kids might not agree (though you never know), but my life would improve immeasurably if he'd fucking die.

Glad to get that off my chest. I'm going to spill some petrol on him and light the bastard now.

[Fowlers God]

Smilies. Smilies in a text fuck off

[Hooch]

The fact that the older you get, the less fucking time to relax and switch off there is.

 

I know "head space" is such a business-speak term but I just can't get any anymore.

There's always a million things going on.

I'm fucked if during my working day I have time to think about anything other than keeping my head above water, such is the level of shite I have to deal with and the pressure.

 

Quite frankly if this is grown up life, it's shit. With every year that passes and as I become more corporate-ified, all in the name of money, to live, and move out of my ma's. I die a bit inside. Don't get me wrong I can hack it (just), I'll live... but at what cost? Kinell.