Opposite sex deal breakers

[Champ]

Whys that, sugar puff?

 

There may be a reason why I'm currently the only regular female poster on here

[Remmie]

Honeycunt is a cracking term of endearment and is sweet tits.

 

Camomile is perfectly acceptable to drink if you are ill

[TheBitch]

Emoticons. She's even made them go on my phone now. One slip of the finger and it's all

Fuck sake just type like a normal person. I don't need a picture of a monkey covering his eyes to understand what you are saying.

 

[moof]

[VladimirIlyich]

Honeycunt is a cracking term of endearment and is sweet tits.

 

Camomile is perfectly acceptable to drink if you are ill

You are half right.

 

Camomile Tea should only ever be drunk if its still the age of The Raj and you are an Upper Class English toff living in the overseas British Empire.

[stringvest]

Any form of plastic surgery.

Fluffy toys on the bed.

More stupid than me.  

Cat owner.

Done nothing interesting with their lives.

[TheHowieLama]

Honeycunt is a cracking term of endearment and is sweet tits.

 

 

 

It certainly is - any thing sweet related to a bump is fair - actually well more than fair.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

It certainly is - any thing sweet related to a bump is fair - actually well more than fair.

 

Donutbelly

[TheHowieLama]

In.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Sugar Snatch ?

 

Flangetout ?

[Bjornebye]

There may be a reason why I'm currently the only regular female poster on here

Be proud your the only regular split arse

[Champ]

Be proud your the only regular split arse

Thats not a compliment, is it?

[General Dryness]

Thats not a compliment, is it?

 

Not an insult either. Its more of a biological statement.

[Champ]

Not an insult either. Its more of a biological statement.

well, it's hardly a term of endearment

[General Dryness]

well, it's hardly a term of endearment

 

Just calm down, fruit flaps.

[Dr Nowt]

A mate of ours adds "...front wheel skid" to the split-arse bit.

 

He's a spectacularly crass individual, who once urged my girlfriend to "shoot your flange over on that radiator if you're cold."

 

One of those people you just laugh at as it's so ridiculous.

[General Dryness]

A mate of ours adds "...front wheel skid" to the split-arse bit.

 

He's a spectacularly crass individual, who once urged my girlfriend to "shoot your flange over on that radiator if you're cold."

 

One of those people you just laugh at as it's so ridiculous.

 

It was you, wasn't it Lizzie. One time I was pissed up and pointed out one of my mates birds had a camel toe on the go. I was fucking mortified when I woke up the next day and remembered it.

 

There was a fella in our group that, every time we were out in of the lads cars, whenever he saw an even vaguely attractive female would wind down the window and shout "get your crack out!". It wasn't funny until the one time he rolled down the window to a bunch of skanky tarts and shouted "keep your cracks in!".

 

You had to be there.

[Dr Nowt]

It was you, wasn't it Lizzie. One time I was pissed up and pointed out one of my mates birds had a camel toe on the go. I was fucking mortified when I woke up the next day and remembered it.

 

There was a fella in our group that, every time we were out in of the lads cars, whenever he saw an even vaguely attractive female would wind down the window and shout "get your crack out!". It wasn't funny until the one time he rolled down the window to a bunch of skanky tarts and shouted "keep your cracks in!".

 

You had to be there.

 

Excellent, I can get on with that even through the passing of time and distance mate.

 

It genuinely wasn't me, I am myself often a fairly crass man, but no, he takes the biscuit.  He has sexual tourettes, it's impossible to overbill him.

 

We took the other half's best friend round one night, shortly after her husband of less than a year had left her for his secretary.  My mate told her she looked like Abi Titmuss with a moustache and made walrus noises at her until I told him to shut the fuck up.  Recounting that here he sounds like a complete tit, but he's actually a really decent, good-hearted fella.  Just bafflingly clueless as to what other people are finding offensive rather than endearing or amusing, with no end to sexual remarks and no limits at all on what they will entail.

[General Dryness]

Excellent, I can get on with that even through the passing of time and distance mate.

 

It genuinely wasn't me, I am myself often a fairly crass man, but no, he takes the biscuit.  He has sexual tourettes, it's impossible to overbill him.

 

We took the other half's best friend round one night, shortly after her husband of less than a year had left her for his secretary.  My mate told her she looked like Abi Titmuss with a moustache and made walrus noises at her until I told him to shut the fuck up.  Recounting that here he sounds like a complete tit, but he's actually a really decent, good-hearted fella.  Just bafflingly clueless as to what other people are finding offensive rather than endearing or amusing, with no end to sexual remarks and no limits at all on what they will entail.

 

I actually like the sound of this chap. Get him signed up to the forums. Alan Sex can't carry the perversion factor on his own. I do my best to help, but its hard*. 

 

*snigger.

[Champ]

 

Just calm down, fruit flaps.[/quote

 

Soft rather than ripe

[General Dryness]

 

Just calm down, fruit flaps.[/quote

 

Soft rather than ripe

 

I was using the "sweet+genitalia" formula.

 

Saccharine Vulva didn't have the same ring to it as fruit flaps.

[Champ]

I was using the "sweet+genitalia" formula.

 

Saccharine Vulva didn't have the same ring to it as fruit flaps.

Never mind

[setreal]

To be fair you see more and more vulvae with rings to it.

[Alan Sex]

Pudding pudenda.

[Chairman Meow]

Aniseed Arse