Opposite sex deal breakers

[Champ]

In english?

Take it to the The Things that make you realise you're getting older thread

[bigbak]

Being scared that the woman you're texting on tinder might be fat but not being able to tell because all the pictures are head shots. It's a real dilemma!

 

They're always fat.

If there's more than one of them in the picture, they're the ugly one.

[Champ]

Being scared that the woman you're texting on tinder might be fat but not being able to tell because all the pictures are head shots. It's a real dilemma!

If she's not showing you she's got something to hide

[Herp McDerp]

Being scared that the woman you're texting on tinder might be fat but not being able to tell because all the pictures are head shots. It's a real dilemma!

 

[Mook]

If she's not showing you she's got something to hide

 

Probably a massive cock.

[Fowlers God]

Drinks more than you

[Total Longo]

Drinks more than you

 

Don't mind that, but then again i'm a fanny when it comes to the ale.

[lifetime fan]

Don't mind that, but then again i'm a fanny when it comes to the ale.

You will when you're paying for it!

[Duff Man]

In english?

 

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

It's not as annoying on girls who are obviously fit. It's the 50/50s. Sometimes you can't tell and it could swing wildly either way.

[RazorBack]

1. Hairy anus. Happened 3 times with 3 different chicks. Really classy for licking.

 

2. She has 0 sexual energy, like, hot when you look at her, but just kills it, feels like she's your sister or sth. To paint a picture - you sleep next to her and don't get a hard-on or even think about trying doing something. And I would very much like to be able to do it.. Dunno.

 

3. Big circles around nipples if tits are not really big. I am sorry, I just can't..

 

4. Ugly toes/fingernails on toes..

 

All things considered, I should man up and start fucking more, not being sucky a picky fucker. Luckily I moved to Sweden, hopefully here they shave. Cuz have do you tell her that she should shave her butt? And how do you get that pic out of your head?

[manwiththestick]

Yeh, fingernails on toes would be some freaky shit.

[Alan Sex]

1. Hairy anus. Happened 3 times with 3 different chicks. Really classy for licking.

 

2. She has 0 sexual energy, like, hot when you look at her, but just kills it, feels like she's your sister or sth. To paint a picture - you sleep next to her and don't get a hard-on or even think about trying doing something. And I would very much like to be able to do it.. Dunno.

 

3. Big circles around nipples if tits are not really big. I am sorry, I just can't..

 

4. Ugly toes/fingernails on toes..

 

All things considered, I should man up and start fucking more, not being sucky a picky fucker. Luckily I moved to Sweden, hopefully here they shave. Cuz have do you tell her that she should shave her butt? And how do you get that pic out of your head?

Tl:dr razor don't like hairy holes and aereoles

[Ginny]

Was seeing a half Portuguese bird once. She was fit as fuck but had arms like Richard Keys. We discussed and laughed about it loads of times and she was trying things to make it go away but it kept growing back. Was a bit of a deal breaker when you would see some big hairy arm reaching for your cock.

[Alan Sex]

Was seeing a half Portuguese bird once. She was fit as fuck but had arms like Richard Keys. We discussed and laughed about it loads of times and she was trying things to make it go away but it kept growing back. Was a bit of a deal breaker when you would see some big hairy arm reaching for your cock.

I assume she was just the top half, then. Did she use a wheelchair or a skateboard to get around?

[Tony Moanero]

Small boobs/big gut combo.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

The deal-breaker is the fact that the picture on the right is the one that hasn't been doctored.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Small boobs/big gut combo.

I work with a woman who has this combo, but her bewilderingly huge and misshapen arse stops people noticing anything else about her (apart from the fact that her thighs audibly rub together, with a corduroy whhffft when she walks down the office).

 

Fortunately, she's also a terrible person.

[Tony Moanero]

I work with a woman who has this combo, but her bewilderingly huge and misshapen arse stops people noticing anything else about her (apart from the fact that her thighs audibly rub together, with a corduroy whhffft when she walks down the office).

 

Fortunately, she's also a terrible person.

I'm not into really slim women at all. I like curves, boobs and bums. Women who are dress size 14/16 are sound, providing they don't have a couple of fried eggs for tits and a massive jelly belly. Big, shapely, firm bums are boss, but fat, flabby and saggy ones are a no-no.

[Alan Sex]

I'm not into really slim women at all. I like curves, boobs and bums. Women who are dress size 14/16 are sound, providing they don't have a couple of fried eggs for tits and a massive jelly belly. Big, shapely, firm bums are boss, but fat, flabby and saggy ones are a no-no.

Gotta agree with that. Not a fan of greasy fatties, but a bit of healthy meat is a good thing.

[Hades]

I love small, saggy tits, big guts and hair all over. Sue me.

[ZonkoVille77]

I love small, saggy tits, big guts and hair all over. Sue me.

Brilliant

[Alan Sex]

I love men with small, saggy tits, big guts and hair all over. Use me.

Ooh matron.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

I love small, saggy tits, big guts and hair all over. Sue me.

I like big guts and I cannot lie...

[SammyAftershave]

This is true.

I once had intimate relations with a Spanish Lady who was as hairy as a Chewbacca. Actually, a Portuguese Lady I once dated was the same.

I'm not boasting by the way in case the above is in any way misconstrued. Just got lucky.