Opposite sex deal breakers

[Tony Moanero]

Obsessed with Facebook

Hair extensions and false nails

Refers to her mates as "girl friends"

Says "OMG"

Painfully thin

Doesn't like Custard Creams

[Hades]

Must be alive and not more than 20 years older or 10 years younger.

[Elite]

Must be alive and not more than 20 years older or 10 years younger.

Fussy bastard

[Paulie Dangerously]

Always falling out with friends

[Herp McDerp]

Always falling out with friends

+1

 

Another massive red flag is women who "get along better with the lads" & have no female friends. Guaranteed nutcases.

[thegreatelephant]

ones who compartmentalise compassion

ones who used to speak the truth but now are clever

[Champ]

Have you got any mates you can bring on to here? Am sure they'll love it. Break them on easy with the conspiracy theory thread then take them on the FF after we lose a certain game one week.

I'd be disowned by my friends if they knew what goes on on here

[Beno]

Am with you on this. Why would you use a teaspoon to spread jam?

Honest it is easier using a spoon to butter bread than a knife. Try it.

[Elite]

I'd be disowned by my friends if they knew what goes on on here

Don't worry they'll have their own dirty little secrets. Bet one of the mucky tarts posts on RAWK or YNWA.

[Fowlers God]

They've fucked Stig

[AngryOfTuebrook]

I'd be disowned by my friends if they knew what goes on on here

I've heard that you're always falling out with your girlfriends and, in any case, you get along better with the lads.

[Champ]

I've heard that you're always falling out with your girlfriends and, in any case, you get along better with the lads.

Some but not all of this may be true.

 

We were actually talking in work the other day about our favourite staffing combinations with both my female colleagues, who I like very much, saying how much they don't like it when the other 2 workers are men and I positively enjoy it

[manwiththestick]

If they have a Facebook account and their name is followed by the word "new".

[stringvest]

Some but not all of this may be true.

 

We were actually talking in work the other day about our favourite staffing combinations with both my female colleagues, who I like very much, saying how much they don't like it when the other 2 workers are men and I positively enjoy it

 

 

there's a name for that.

[Harry Squatter]

Anyone who constantly talks about themselves and comes across as self obsessed.

[Champ]

there's a name for that.

Guaranteed nutcase, apparently

[VladimirIlyich]

Guaranteed nutcase, apparently

Menage a trois.

[Champ]

Menage a trois.

I'm sure you can do better than that. I was just teasing him

[stringvest]

Guaranteed nutcase, apparently

Two in fact

[Paulie Dangerously]

If they have a Facebook account and their name is followed by the word "new".

 

Haha yes!  That words basically means one of the following:

 

1. I've posted something so offensive that Facebook has banned me
2. I've alienated so many of my friends and family I have had to create a new account
3. I've added 1000+ random people so facebook thinks I am a bot

All of which are huge red flags. 

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Haha yes!  That words basically means one of the following:

 

1. I've posted something so offensive that Facebook has banned me
2. I've alienated so many of my friends and family I have had to create a new account
3. I've added 1000+ random people so facebook thinks I am a bot

All of which are huge red flags. 

 

Or

 

4. They're those fucking drama merchants that make a huge song and dance about having a 'cull' or deleting facebook forever only to get a 'new' one and immediately add a bunch of people they don't really know again.

[VladimirIlyich]

I'm sure you can do better than that. I was just teasing him

Rod,Jane and Freddy.

[setreal]

"Staffing"

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

"Well I'm a typical Sagittarius."

 

Surprised those one's have survived to adulthood to be honest.

[Paulie Dangerously]

"Well I'm a typical Sagittarius."

 

Surprised those one's have survived to adulthood to be honest.

 

See my OP. 

 

 

Doesn't speak to one side of her family.