Opposite sex deal breakers

[TheHowieLama]

Lads - something sweet + lovely lady lumps = chicken dinner

 

 

So - flaps = no

Pudenda = again, no

[General Dryness]

Lads - something sweet + lovely lady lumps = chicken dinner

 

 

So - flaps = no

Pudenda = again, no

 

How about "chocolate thehowielama"?

[TheHowieLama]

Entree and dessert.

[INTORRESTING]

Smoking and gunts

[KopOut]

When I find out she's a 'leaver' and not a 'putter' then thats the deal breaker and its thanks for memories.

 

I'm a 'putter'

 

[stringvest]

I'm a driver mate.

[KopOut]

I'm a driver mate.

lmfao

 

 

[KopOut]

I'm a driver mate.

Never played golf meself but Ive bowled a few maidens over.

[Alan Sex]

I've got a wood.

[KopOut]

I've got a wood.

Me dad had a nine iron, which I was lucky enough to inherit.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

I only have one iron, and I don't even use it. I just wear my clothes all crinkly.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Using the same teaspoon you used to spread jam on a crumpet to stir your tea without wiping or washing it first.

 

Just witnessed this first hand and if she wasn't 8 months pregnant I'd be reconsidering my position

[TheBitch]

[stringvest]

if that's a euphemism you're one dirty get Paulie.

[FanchesterCity]

There may be a reason why I'm currently the only regular female poster on here

 

Nah, it's the high fibre diet

[Paulie Dangerously]

Being a fussy eater.

 

Huge red flag

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Nazi tattoos.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Not an insult either. Its more of a biological statement.

How are women's arses supposed to be more split than men's?

 

 

 

(On second thoughts, please don't answer that.)

[AngryOfTuebrook]

 

Huge red flag

That'd be a deal breaker for Rico.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

So, you meet a lass, you're doing your best "charming" impersonation, but all the while you're thinking "just look at that sweater meat!  I'd love to get me mitts on those tits.  Or better yet, a tit-roll!  Yeah, that's what I want."

 

Everything's going swimmingly.  You get back to her place.  A drink, a snog and a fumble, then she takes her shirt off...

 

http://planetmexicali.typepad.com/.a/6a0120a5fbe116970c01b8d115daf6970c-pi

 

At which point, your timber is felled.  If not, turn yourself in to the Police.

[Lee909]

Jesus fucking christ thats some creepy shit.

[Ginny]

There may be a reason why I'm currently the only regular female poster on here

Have you got any mates you can bring on to here? Am sure they'll love it. Break them on easy with the conspiracy theory thread then take them on the FF after we lose a certain game one week.

[Lee909]

 

 

Using the same teaspoon you used to spread jam on a crumpet to stir your tea without wiping or washing it first.

 

 

Who the fuck uses a teaspoon to spread something on a crumpet anyway. Also why would you put anything other than butter,cheese or marmite on it

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Anyone, and by anyone I clearly mean any woman that can't function because they are tired, you wake up and they can't speak or hold a conversation because they've only just woke up. Go and fucking die, you wake up, you're awake, end of, stop being a bad cunt.

[Ginny]

Who the fuck uses a teaspoon to spread something on a crumpet anyway. Also why would you put anything other than butter,cheese or marmite on it

Am with you on this. Why would you use a teaspoon to spread jam?