Instant cunt identifiers

[Tony Moanero]

Except room temperature chocolate.

Don’t get me started on chocolate, TK. I’ve raged every day, since 1986, over Cadbury’s decision to stop putting raisins in Double Deckers.

[John101]

Could the person in question have clocked your footwear in between you opening the first door and them opening the second?

Important potential mitigation which I feel should be clarified on before judgement of their cunt status is handed down.

Don't wear the classics outside the house. Like to keep them looking extra white. They're deffo cunts

[Tony Moanero]

Don't wear the classics outside the house.

Fuck’s sake, get some slippers, you animal.

[ZonkoVille77]

I've a pair of Darth Vader slippers. Makes the breathing sound when someone stands on your toes. Oh how I chuckle.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Anyone who uses the phrase "thinking outside the box", particularly those who use it in reference to themselves.

[Captain Turdseye]

Don’t get me started on chocolate, TK. I’ve raged every day, since 1986, over Cadbury’s decision to stop putting raisins in Double Deckers.

Double Deckers had raisins in? Fuck the 80’s.

[Tony Moanero]

Double Deckers had raisins in? Fuck the 80’s.

Negged, obviously. Raisins are lovely.

[lifetime fan]

Negged, obviously. Raisins are lovely.

 

Rabbit shit!

 

Go stand in front of a mirror and have a good long look at yourself you sick animal.

[Section_31]

Anyone who calls crisps 'crisp'.

 

'Get me a packet of crisp'

[Elite]

What about a packet with a single crisp in it? Walker's aren't far off that.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Anyone who calls crisps 'crisp'.

 

'Get me a packet of crisp'

I've not heard that one yet, but I'll be sure to glass the first fucker I do hear saying it.

[Curly]

People who specify how their name is spelt on very first meeting.

 

"My name is Jacob, but with a K"

 

Yeah, glad you told me that. While the spelling makes fuck all difference to me, I now know early doors what a cunt you are.

[Section_31]

People who specify how their name is spelt on very first meeting.

 

"My name is Jacob, but with a K"

 

Yeah, glad you told me that. While the spelling makes fuck all difference to me, I now know early doors what a cunt you are.

Some cunt we knew in uni called Dave used to insist on being called David, a whole extra syllable. Fuck that, I always called him Dave.

[General Dryness]

Some cunt we knew in uni called Dave used to insist on being called David, a whole extra syllable. Fuck that, I always called him Dave.

You should have added syllables to show him the lengths you were willing to go to to not call him David.

 

D Dog the destroyer, D to the avid, something along those lines.

[Duff Man]

They ride a Harley.

[Tony Moanero]

I used to know a fella, a proper biker, who rode a Harley Davidson. A sounder person you couldn’t wish to meet. Drove a bus for a living, liked a drink on his day off, spent his holidays in the Yorkshire Dales and was a keen birdwatcher.

[Duff Man]

And ruined everyone's day with his pointlessly loud bike. Hey, look at me, my engine makes a lot of noise! Fuck. Off.

[lifetime fan]

This cunt was out yesterday, prick seemed to end up in every pub we were in too.

 

 

[Duff Man]

He would have been if you were following him around.

[SammyAftershave]

I bet the cunt rides a Harley and has a matching crash helmet.

[lifetime fan]

He would have been if you were following him around.

 

Took the pic when I was heading home.

 

Think he and his mate were following the same hen do around we were.

[Furmedge]

And ruined everyone's day with his pointlessly loud bike. Hey, look at me, my engine makes a lot of noise! Fuck. Off.

Neighbour facing me has starting ragging his new motorbike. We live in a cul-de-sac and his house is four from the junction out of it. Doesn't stop him revving his engine and tear arsing the 30 yards to the end of the street. Always great when my young kids wake up due to him doing it.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Some cunt we knew in uni called Dave used to insist on being called David, a whole extra syllable. Fuck that, I always called him Dave.

Met a Welsh lad called Daffyd (daff-id) at a weekend camping piss up. Within 32 seconds of meeting me he corrected my pronunciation of his name so I called him Dave all weekend

[PestiRed]

Took the pic when I was heading home.

Think he and his mate were following the same hen do around we were.

That picture makes me cry for Carhartt. Also, what the hell is going on with his shoes?

[Trumo]

Met a Welsh lad called Daffyd (daff-id) at a weekend camping piss up. Within 32 seconds of meeting me he corrected my pronunciation of his name so I called him Dave all weekend