Instant cunt identifiers

[Curly]

You should have added syllables to show him the lengths you were willing to go to to not call him David.

D Dog the destroyer, D to the avid, something along those lines.

The Big D

[Charles Penrose]

This cunt was out yesterday, prick seemed to end up in every pub we were in too.

 

 

Anyone from Bristol.

[Section_31]

Anyone who whistles in an enclosed public place such as a changing room. You don't have to be a psychologist to realise it's the act of a human cocker spaniel taking a shit in your garden.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Some cunt we knew in uni called Dave used to insist on being called David, a whole extra syllable. Fuck that, I always called him Dave.

My mate David was a victim of ID theft.

 

Now he’s called Dav.

[lifetime fan]

That picture makes me cry for Carhartt. Also, what the hell is going on with his shoes?

 

 

Those daps are fucking shocking.

[General Dryness]

Anyone who whistles in an enclosed public place such as a changing room. You don't have to be a psychologist to realise it's the act of a human cocker spaniel taking a shit in your garden.

Brilliant.

[Bernard Diomede]

Anybody who tells people, ‘I say it how it is’.

 

Ah right, so you’re an obnoxious cunt. Cheers

[Kevin D]

Anyone who whistles in an enclosed public place such as a changing room. You don't have to be a psychologist to realise it's the act of a human cocker spaniel taking a shit in your garden.

What about if they're whistling "The farmer in the den"?

[Trumo]

This cunt was out yesterday, prick seemed to end up in every pub we were in too.

 

 

 

Looks like aRdja left his Adidas trabs at home this time.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Anyone who makes out that it's "illegal" or frowned upon to celebrate St Georges day.  It isn't, it's just wrong to use it to antagonise others. 

[Harry Squatter]

Anybody who tells people, ‘I say it how it is’.

 

Ah right, so you’re an obnoxious cunt. Cheers

Normally one who can't handle anyone disagreeing with them.

[A Red]

Similar to the "i speak my mind" type, the piss takers who cant take it coming at them

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Blokes who spit on the pavement.

 

Was walking along the other day, and a strange pear shaped man in flip flops was milling about the pavement outside his house, he was bright red from the sun and wearing a vest; as if to complete the look of being absolute human detritus, he leans over his own distended gut and phlegms onto the curb then wanders back in.

[ZonkoVille77]

I don't like spitting, but sometimes there's just no other option.

If you have a cold and cough, and a big fuck off snot mountain ends up in the gob, well, it ain't fucking staying there.

 

Having said that I wouldn't spit it onto the path. Find a bin or a Man U shirt.

[Mook]

I feel like I need to spit a lot, just saliva though, not big greeners. I try to do it into bushes & mud but sometimes I will spit on the pavement if there's no-one around.

 

I definitely wouldn't gob a load of phlegm on the path though, that's fucking rank.

[Mook]

Edit - Not sure why I had to post that twice, probably because I'm a cunt.

[magicrat]

Normally one who can't handle anyone disagreeing with them.

 

The majority of people then  

[Babb'sBurstNad]

I don't like spitting, but sometimes there's just no other option.

 

 

[Harry Squatter]

People who put their phone on loudspeaker when they are on public transport.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

The woman who sits behind me at the match is a wretched, bigoted old sow.

 

Lat week, she actually turned up in a Make America Great Again hat.

[Section_31]

Anyone who rides a quad bike

[General Dryness]

The woman who sits behind me at the match is a wretched, bigoted old sow.

 

Lat week, she actually turned up in a Make America Great Again hat.

Cwusade her right in the flaps.

[John101]

People who put their plans on social media and then say things like #making memories

[manwiththestick]

People who put their plans on social media and then say things like #making memories

 

You've taken your kids to the local park and had ice cream, hardly making memories at Disneyland Susan.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

The woman who sits behind me at the match is a wretched, bigoted old sow.

Lat week, she actually turned up in a Make America Great Again hat.

Told me mar not to wear that too.