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[Elite]

Anyone that brags about being up with the bookies is usually bullshitting.

I did that matched betting for a while and made some good money but it really teaches you how much normal betting is a mugs game.

[lifetime fan]

I did that matched betting for a while and made some good money but it really teaches you how much normal betting is a mugs game.

 

That’s not betting though is it. That’s earning money from playing bookies off against each other.

 

I was more referring to the football and geegees.

 

Last ‘big’ win I had was kicking king in the gold cup over a decade ago!

[Elite]

That’s not betting though is it. That’s earning money from playing bookies off against each other.

 

I was more referring to the football and geegees.

 

Last ‘big’ win I had was kicking king in the gold cup over a decade ago!

I still do the odd mug bets on the boxing but rarely win fuck all. Fucking love the grand national though, £2 on about 6 horses who all end up falling on the first few fences.

[Captain Turdseye]

I remember betting on Kauto Star which was one of the top horses at the time, whilst pissed up on a Saturday. It was the most money I’ve ever bet on a single race. I put £40 on and took the SP which was pitiful. It ended up winning on a photo finish and I got £47 back.

[Elite]

I remember betting on Kauto Star which was one of the top horses at the time, whilst pissed up on a Saturday. It was the most money I’ve ever bet on a single race. I put £40 on and took the SP which was pitiful. It ended up winning on a photo finish and I got £47 back.

It's high risk for little reward and quite often these massive favourites lose.

[lifetime fan]

I lied. I had a very nice win on Bubba Watson when he won his first major, 4 figures.

 

I’m still well down.

[Jairzinho]

It's high risk for little reward and quite often these massive favourites lose.

 

Value is value.

 

A horse can be great value at 1/10 or terrible value at 200/1.

[Pureblood]

People who quote lyrics in the comments section of youtube music videos.

[Elite]

Value is value.

 

A horse can be great value at 1/10 or terrible value at 200/1.

Either way you'll be worse off in the long term.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Bookies.

[SlugTrail]

Being a fan of anything billionaires do.

Breathing?

[cloggypop]

Red trousers

[easytoslip]

Bookies.

Pickpockets that let you use your own hands. WC Fields.

[Dr Nowt]

Pickpockets that let you use your own hands. WC Fields.

That’s marvellous.

[Curly]

Pickpockets that let you use your own hands. WC Fields.

Haha

[Harry Squatter]

People who take Facebook far too seriously

[ZonkoVille77]

Fuck me. I really fucking hate this new chap. The CEO sends around a standard email to the company welcoming any new members that join. This is Mr Wankpot's response to the email cc'ing everyone... CUNT.

 

Many thanks XXXX.

 

I am very much looking forward to working closely with the team to maximise the commercial potential of the product and technology here.

My vast experience should be a benefit to you all in terms of technology and on a personal level. Through the good times and bad I can be a go-to guy, so feel free to contact me if needed.

 

I'm sitting beside xxxx so do feel free to pop over when you're having your morning Coffee. Mine is black - 2 sugars :0)

 

Best Regards,

XXXX

[Mook]

Fuck me. I really fucking hate this new chap. The CEO sends around a standard email to the company welcoming any new members that join. This is Mr Wankpot's response to the email cc'ing everyone... CUNT.

 

Many thanks XXXX.

 

I am very much looking forward to working closely with the team to maximise the commercial potential of the product and technology here.

My vast experience should be a benefit to you all in terms of technology and on a personal level. Through the good times and bad I can be a go-to guy, so feel free to contact me if needed.

 

I'm sitting beside xxxx so do feel free to pop over when you're having your morning Coffee. Mine is black - 2 sugars :0)

 

Best Regards,

XXXX

 

Mr Wankpot is a Grade A Cuntasaurus.

 

He sounds like my worst office nightmare come to life.

[cloggypop]

I want to come over and punch him myself.

[Pureblood]

What a sensational dickweed.  

[Elite]

There's brown nosing and then there's brown diving.

[Trumo]

I hope that Castlemaine XXXX cunt ends up sitting on a chair with no seat.

[Pureblood]

I feel sorry for xxxx.

[manwiththestick]

If you are a woman staring in TV adverts for Nationwide singing "quirky" songs with your sister.

[Aventus]

If you are a woman staring in TV adverts for Nationwide singing "quirky" songs with your sister.

Beans on their fry ups in the latest one too.