What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[Bjornebye]

Food in there is lovely by the way. I’ve had a brekkie in there but I wasn’t fingering kids. Must be a separate menu

 

@Mook @Champ @Dr Nowt we had a pint outside there after the CL parade 

[Bjornebye]

Hang on wrong place, Ma Boyles I’m thinking of 

[Champ]

On 10/03/2024 at 00:44, Mudface said:

 

If you ever get over the food poisoning, then try to remember the doctor's advice, 'cook the fucking bacon rather than grandstanding about the beans'.

 

Not sure if you've ever had bacon before, but it's really nice when it's crispy.

Don’t listen to him, Dave

[Champ]

10 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Food in there is lovely by the way. I’ve had a brekkie in there but I wasn’t fingering kids. Must be a separate menu

 

@Mook @Champ @Dr Nowt we had a pint outside there after the CL parade 

What a day that was

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, Champ said:

What a day that was

Yeah it was a goosebumps day. That Liverbird just staring at the city saying “My City My People My Heart” 

[Barrington Womble]

That Maggie may's was on BBC breakfast the other week. Of course they had to have them eating scouse. 

[an tha]

Edit...wrong fucking thread!

[Dave D]

20 hours ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

Plate is too big. Could've put the toast on the side.

 

5/10 for presentation 

If they had put the toast on the same plate they could have raised the price by £2 and called it a Mega Breakfast     

[Redder Lurtz]

I believeI may have just improved the Bacon Sandwich.

 

Grilled the bacon, whisked up a couple of eggs then just let the eggs cook on a low heat without stirring. Flip it over so you cook the other side like an egg pancake. Then tip it out, cut into strips and lay over the bacon. 

 

Fucking delicious. 

[Fugitive]

7 hours ago, Redder Lurtz said:

I believeI may have just improved the Bacon Sandwich.

 

Grilled the bacon, whisked up a couple of eggs then just let the eggs cook on a low heat without stirring. Flip it over so you cook the other side like an egg pancake. Then tip it out, cut into strips and lay over the bacon. 

 

Fucking delicious. 

So you cooked an omelette?

[Redder Lurtz]

13 hours ago, Fugitive said:

So you cooked an omelette?

 

No. Unless that's what you call an omelette, which would be the shittest omelette of all time. 

[Fugitive]

2 hours ago, Redder Lurtz said:

 

No. Unless that's what you call an omelette, which would be the shittest omelette of all time. 

So, you are now saying what you cooked was shit?

[Redder Lurtz]

32 minutes ago, Fugitive said:

So, you are now saying what you cooked was shit?

 

I'm saying if you call that an omelette you don't know what an omelette is. 

[Trumo]

A cracking idea for this morning, using leftover roti as we had no bread left.

 

Grill some bacon. Dip the roti in beaten egg. Put one of them in a pan with butter, lay a couple of rashers of grilled bacon and a little sprinkle of cheese (comte in this instance), a little splash of Lea & Perrins' finest, lay another roti on top, then cook on both sides. Slice into quarters and serve. *Chef's kiss*

[Bob]

1 hour ago, Trumo said:

A cracking idea for this morning, using leftover roti as we had no bread left.

 

Grill some bacon. Dip the roti in beaten egg. Put one of them in a pan with butter, lay a couple of rashers of grilled bacon and a little sprinkle of cheese (comte in this instance), a little splash of Lea & Perrins' finest, lay another roti on top, then cook on both sides. Slice into quarters and serve. *Chef's kiss*

Let's see.

[Fugitive]

3 hours ago, Redder Lurtz said:

 

I'm saying if you call that an omelette you don't know what an omelette is. 

Alright shit eggs, calm down.

 

Well done for inventing the bacon and egg butty.

[Redder Lurtz]

20 minutes ago, Fugitive said:

Alright shit eggs, calm down.

 

Well done for inventing the bacon and egg butty.

 

 

[TheHowieLama]

4 hours ago, Trumo said:

A cracking idea for this morning, using leftover roti as we had no bread left.

 

Grill some bacon. Dip the roti in beaten egg. Put one of them in a pan with butter, lay a couple of rashers of grilled bacon and a little sprinkle of cheese (comte in this instance), a little splash of Lea & Perrins' finest, lay another roti on top, then cook on both sides. Slice into quarters and serve. *Chef's kiss*

Modfied Monte Cristo - lovely.

[YorkshireRed]

Chessington World of Adventures, resort hotel. 
 

Working here this week. 
 

I’m already a bit miffed as there’s loads of teenagers stopping here this week. I think they’re on some kind of school trip. 
 

Anyway, the boisterous cunts were rampaging up and down the corridors until gone 9.00 pm last night. 
 

I usually stay in the Premier Inn, round the corner, but thought I’d just stay here this time.
 

All I can say about the breakfast is that the one in the Premier Inn is better.

 

4/10 (point lost as I’m sat looking over towards where the giraffes live and the lazy, lanky, fuckers are still in bed. 

[Bob]

6 minutes ago, YorkshireRed said:

Chessington World of Adventures, resort hotel. 
 

Working here this week. 
 

I’m already a bit miffed as there’s loads of teenagers stopping here this week. I think they’re on some kind of school trip. 
 

Anyway, the boisterous cunts were rampaging up and down the corridors until gone 9.00 pm last night. 
 

I usually stay in the Premier Inn, round the corner, but thought I’d just stay here this time.
 

All I can say about the breakfast is that the one in the Premier Inn is better.

 

4/10 (point lost as I’m sat looking over towards where the giraffes live and the lazy, lanky, fuckers are still in bed. 

That looks terrible.

[Barrington Womble]

2 hours ago, YorkshireRed said:

Chessington World of Adventures, resort hotel. 
 

Working here this week. 
 

I’m already a bit miffed as there’s loads of teenagers stopping here this week. I think they’re on some kind of school trip. 
 

Anyway, the boisterous cunts were rampaging up and down the corridors until gone 9.00 pm last night. 
 

I usually stay in the Premier Inn, round the corner, but thought I’d just stay here this time.
 

All I can say about the breakfast is that the one in the Premier Inn is better.

 

4/10 (point lost as I’m sat looking over towards where the giraffes live and the lazy, lanky, fuckers are still in bed. 

i didn't know you could get plates that small. it's almost filled by an egg. 

[Fugitive]

3 hours ago, YorkshireRed said:

Chessington World of Adventures, resort hotel. 
 

Working here this week. 
 

I’m already a bit miffed as there’s loads of teenagers stopping here this week. I think they’re on some kind of school trip. 
 

Anyway, the boisterous cunts were rampaging up and down the corridors until gone 9.00 pm last night. 
 

I usually stay in the Premier Inn, round the corner, but thought I’d just stay here this time.
 

All I can say about the breakfast is that the one in the Premier Inn is better.

 

4/10 (point lost as I’m sat looking over towards where the giraffes live and the lazy, lanky, fuckers are still in bed. 

 

[Bjornebye]

3 hours ago, YorkshireRed said:

Chessington World of Adventures, resort hotel. 
 

Working here this week. 
 

I’m already a bit miffed as there’s loads of teenagers stopping here this week. I think they’re on some kind of school trip. 
 

Anyway, the boisterous cunts were rampaging up and down the corridors until gone 9.00 pm last night. 
 

I usually stay in the Premier Inn, round the corner, but thought I’d just stay here this time.
 

All I can say about the breakfast is that the one in the Premier Inn is better.

 

4/10 (point lost as I’m sat looking over towards where the giraffes live and the lazy, lanky, fuckers are still in bed. 

I hope they keep you up every night you sick fucker 

[DalyanPete]

7 hours ago, YorkshireRed said:

until gone 9.00 pm last night. 

That is such a sign of getting older.

[an tha]

18 hours ago, YorkshireRed said:

Chessington World of Adventures, resort hotel. 
 

Working here this week. 
 

I’m already a bit miffed as there’s loads of teenagers stopping here this week. I think they’re on some kind of school trip. 
 

Anyway, the boisterous cunts were rampaging up and down the corridors until gone 9.00 pm last night. 
 

I usually stay in the Premier Inn, round the corner, but thought I’d just stay here this time.
 

All I can say about the breakfast is that the one in the Premier Inn is better.

 

4/10 (point lost as I’m sat looking over towards where the giraffes live and the lazy, lanky, fuckers are still in bed. 

Did it come with a fruit shoot, a colouring sheet and a small tub of ice cream after?