What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[stringvest]

On 03/02/2024 at 13:24, tokyojoe said:

If you want a good job doing, do it yourself. Smoked bacon, Braughing sausages, fried bread, egg and black pud. Missing mushrooms as none in hand, but most importantly NO FUCKING BEANS.

 

Beats some of you lot going and paying a fortune at someplace and having the offering ruined by the obscenity of beans.

 

Made all the better as it was devoured whilst watching the original 1966 Batman film. Apologies for picture being on it's side, not sure what happened there.

 

what did you cook that egg in Dave?  A shoe?

[Bjornebye]

5 minutes ago, stringvest said:

 

what did you cook that egg in Dave?  A shoe?

 

After trying to make fried bread shaped like North America 

[Elite]

3 hours ago, Curly said:

One of the saddest, saddest days of my life, and I’ve seen Dumbo

How do you want your egg cooking?

 

Equilateral.

[ZonkoVille77]

3 hours ago, Bob said:

And now this morning just had a decent full English with a few disappointing notes.

 

no mushrooms was annoying - but my missus shared some from her veggie option - and the egg was hard. Otherwise very nice and the meaty parts were superb.

 

 

 

What's with the sheep's guts on the right? Fuck sake. 

 

The toast and sausages look good.

[tokyojoe]

3 hours ago, stringvest said:

 

what did you cook that egg in Dave?  A shoe?

You're just jealous Pete.

[Jairzinho]

6 hours ago, Curly said:

One of the saddest, saddest days of my life, and I’ve seen Dumbo

 

[Pidge]

9 hours ago, TheHowieLama said:

@tokyojoe

Thought the egg was an English Muffin.

 

What technique was used to get it to a geometric form?

Sandblasting 

[halewood pete]

[Mudface]

11 minutes ago, halewood pete said:

 

They're frowning because they're on a diet.

[YorkshireRed]

14 minutes ago, halewood pete said:

I’ve told you before to stop sneaking photos of me and the wife whilst we’re enjoying a light snack. 

[Bjornebye]

25 minutes ago, halewood pete said:

“AI, generate Brexit” 

[Pidge]

They're upset because someone served them lemons with their beans. 

 

Foreign muck.

[TheHowieLama]

Looks more realistic than most of @Fugitive's takeaways.

[lifetime fan]

2 hours ago, halewood pete said:

Say you’re an English, tory and Brexit voting cunt abroad without saying a word. 

[lifetime fan]

Barry Cryer behind them doesn’t look

impressed. 

[Anubis]

Is that mould on the toast? Looks dangerous.

 

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

A game changer or like something off The Fast Show?

[Bjornebye]

10 minutes ago, Nelly-Szoboszlai said:

A game changer or like something off The Fast Show?

The Fast Show? More like Black Mirror 

[halewood pete]

[Barrington Womble]

On 13/02/2024 at 20:54, Nelly-Szoboszlai said:

A game changer or like something off The Fast Show?

 

Couldn't you just add your own cheese to beans? With a dash of Worcester sauce?

[Bob]

Stopped at Otterburn Mill on our drive back home from a weekend in a fancy shepherds hut in a field in the middle of nowhere in Northumberland my missus bought me for xmas.

 

Absolutely tremendous fayre. Really, very good indeed.

 

Hard to find fault other than the insistence that perfectly cooked mushrooms belong on a veggie breakfast but not a full English, though once again I was donated a couple.

 

Tomato was nice but firmer than you'd want in an ideal world.

 

Everything else: fabulous.

 

Somewhat pricey at £28 for two breakfasts, 2 coffees and a (huge) cheese scone to take away.

 

9.5/10

 

 

[TheHowieLama]

Decent -- far too many free range beans there.

Yellow bread is not toast.

Is that a whole tomato?

[Remmie]

On 13/02/2024 at 20:54, Nelly-Szoboszlai said:

A game changer or like something off The Fast Show?

A war crime

[Bob]

1 hour ago, TheHowieLama said:

Decent -- far too many free range beans there.

Yellow bread is not toast.

Is that a whole tomato?

Just the right amount of beans in fact. There was loads of everything and I ran out of beans just as I was finishing my breakkie. They got it spot on.

 

And yes, whole tomato. The one weakness but pleasant nonetheless.

[YorkshireRed]

Hampson’s Garden Centre. Treated the wife to a small breakfast. 
 

£7.99 

 

The wife gave it 7/10.

 

I questioned how well cooked the sausage and hash brown were, but she considered them “acceptable”.

 

As you can see she left the beans.

 

I shall commence divorce proceedings imminently.