The drunk thread.

[Red Phoenix]

Red Bull and Carlsberg.

 

No wonder you feel scatty, they are both full of shite chemicals and taste of piss.

 

The funny thing about that is that I cut down smoking for a bit and started to actually taste the carlsberg better, and it wasn't good at all. (the first time the aftertaste hit me...well my face is screwing up just trying to work out how to describe it.) I think I agree that at least the cans are seriously shite.

[RobbieOR]

Why does this thread appear every time I've been out?

[Red Phoenix]

You know when you wake up and the first thing you realise is that your head feels like shit but you're dying for a piss too? But you feel that bad that you just go back to sleep and hope you haven't pissed yourself when you next wake up? Did that about five times over the last few hours. (no I didn't piss myself.) Having a couple of cans now to get my head sorted out a bit, then in pub in about 1 hour to meet 2 half brothers and a half sister that I've not seen for about 19-20 years. Should be fun.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

You know when you wake up and the first thing you realise is that your head feels like shit but you're dying for a piss too? But you feel that bad that you just go back to sleep and hope you haven't pissed yourself when you next wake up? Did that about five times over the last few hours. (no I didn't piss myself.) Having a couple of cans now to get my head sorted out a bit, then in pub in about 1 hour to meet 2 half brothers and a half sister that I've not seen for about 19-20 years. Should be fun.

 

Will they be with there other half ??? ba dum tish !

[Ezekiel 25:17]

I'm going out, if I return with all the clothes I went out in I'll be grossly disappointed.

[melons]

I'm going out, if I return with all the clothes I went out in I'll be grossly disappointed.

 

Loosing your jumper in the cinema can be a right twatter.

 

Enjoy. x

[Lucky Pierre]

Few Holsten to start off the night followed by a 8 pack of Cains and a case of Gaymers.

[bri]

supin a nice bottle of red. arrrhhhhh

[Woo]

Fuck you all, I'm armed with a bottle of Smirnoff, but I'm stuck in minding my brother. Pointless drinking session? I think so!

[Juniper]

I'm now on the Vodka and Banana beer while the other half takes up the tv watching a chickflick.

 

Fair to say, sat by the hifi listening to tunes in about 2 hours I will be proper twatted. Have a lllooong bike ride tomorrow. Plus I need a long, intense session on the drums for practice at somepoint tomorrow too.

 

I'll probably view this thread when I wake tomorrow and curse at the screen for my stupidity. But fuck it, I'll deal with that then.

 

Fewey Fewey

[Wor Horse]

Drinking JD and Coke on my own banging out some class tunes until about 11 when I go Oneills.

 

Oh the rock and roll lifestyle I lead.....

[melons]

I'm on the lockets. I'm hard.

[Wor Horse]

They're not that good.

[Wor Horse]

TequilaMockingbird - First attempt - SoundCloud

 

My first attempt at DJing. Tequila Mockingbird. Brap.

[bri]

chalky's bite

[harryo63]

Why does this thread appear every time I've been out?

 

outed

[Paulie Dangerously]

had abreakfast at 10 in town, had a int half 11 ad nits gon e downhill from there, listigint to classical musoc on youtube

[manwiththestick]

had abreakfast at 10 in town, had a int half 11 ad nits gon e downhill from there, listigint to classical musoc on youtube

 

Well done on having a productive day!

[Wor Horse]

Classical is boss.

 

[WaltonRed]

1st time in about 5 years i've stayed in on a friday AND a saturday.

 

fuck me I dont know how people do it.

 

I wish I was drunk.

[harryo63]

1st time in about 5 years i've stayed in on a friday AND a saturday.

 

fuck me I dont know how people do it.

 

I wish I was drunk.

stay out of the bookies then

[WaltonRed]

stay out of the bookies then

 

Nowt to do with the bookies.

[Unrighteous]

1st time in about 5 years i've stayed in on a friday AND a saturday.

 

fuck me I dont know how people do it.

 

I wish I was drunk.

 

I do that like three weeks a month, at this point.

[Cardie]

Surely it takes more effort to type in the mock drunk style than it does to just be drunk and type normally?

[PaulMcC]

I've stayed in Friday and Saturday this weekend too.

 

Mainly cos i've mate coming down from Scotland on Monday and mates over next Thursday and Friday.