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The drunk thread.

Ezekiel 25:17

By Ezekiel 25:17,
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Its one of the finer things in life. I rarely have the place to myself so when i do i air guitar and get pissed. A full on gig and everything. I even walk into the living room as if im walking onstage

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I'm at my brother's house, ostensibly for his upcoming 50th birthday, but really because I want a bit of family time, on the 3rd anniversary of my mum's death and the first anniversary of the cunting

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A drunk man who had been reported missing spent hours with a search party looking for himself in Turkey. Beyhan Mutlu, 50, not only sought but ultimately “found” himself in a forest with volunteers.

Code Grand Master

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Not really drunk, just tired.

 

I ve had 1 hours sleep since 7 o clock yesterday morning, and now I find myself in Liverpool desperatly needing some sleep before my early day pubcrawl will catch up with me and make me miss the night out.

 

Most of my mates will not arrive before tomorrow so I have the choice between watching the bitters against Blackburn at Hanover hotel or go back to my place for 1-2 hours much needed sleep before I continue my session, I think I will choose the bed.

 

I m going to meet up with a mate later hopefully, but if that does not go as planned it could be fun to meet someone from here for a beer or two.

 

Sound like some kind of dating add this one but that only goes for the lose women who frequent the forum.

 

Never been in Liverpool alone before to be honest so I have to say its a new experience.

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Skidfingers McGonical Grand Master

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met skindfingers mcgoncl t9night

 

decent fella, puncginh above hgis weight with hid bird though

 

She's punching above her weight.

 

Good to meet you Paulie, loved the way you kept referring to her as Mrs McGonical

 

Did you meet our Geordie Jean Claude Van Damme Timecop lookalike mate? He was the one with that shit hat.

 

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You don't need to be drunk to realise that is a fact.

 

Your missus will wake up one day and realise your not Declan Donnelly and your not on the telly.

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I got smashed last night and ended up at ours with hiccups. I performed a series of breathing exercises and ended up passing out on my feet lurching forward on the hearth putting my hand in a lit candle to support myself and splashing hot green wax up the cream wall before my bird (with the fucked back) had to leap to her feet to stop me falling face first into the glass tellys table.

 

The hiccups were gone though

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Had an odd/bad drunken experience last night. I don't really drink much anymore, due to health reasons, but have the odd pint here and there. Went out after work last night, completely forgot about eating and went from sober to shitfaced on my 4th pint. Then realised the snow had been coming down pretty heavy so walked home (its 45 minutes in good weather) and it was a nightmare. I genuinely didn't think I was going to make it back at one point, it was as though my body had decided 'nah, fuck it - if this is how you're gonna treat me, I'm not helping.' I've never been drunk quite like it, it's hard to describe but I was in pieces. The missus was a bit concerned and has just said she's never seen me like that - she thought I looked like I'd taken something rather than just had a drink (I hadn't).

 

After 4 pints! Lightweight twat.

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I am extremely fucking drunk. I'm in a cottage in Shropshire with a hot tub, I've just drank a 1.5 litre bottle of margarita that I bought from Costco and 4 cans of Sapporo. Which is fucking heavenly.

 

Just come in for a quick bite to eat and then I'm getting back in the hot tub to consume copious amounts of Leffe and Samuel Adams.

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