Exagerated Scouse Disorder (ESD)

[ZonkoVille77]

6 hours ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Old but gold. 
 

 

 

My first time seeing that. Fuck me I'm in tears. 

[Curly]

4 minutes ago, ZonkoVille77 said:

 

My first time seeing that. Fuck me I'm in tears. 

It’s fucking brilliant isn’t it?

 

”what’s that?”

”im, erm, you know, I’m paying what I owe”

”you can’t pay for stuff with rizlas mate”

[Anubis]

“I’m not trying to have you off, you know what I mean.”

 

Ha ha ha ha ha.

[Curly]

“I feel fucking terrible now, la”

 

Its amazing 

[Kevin D]

He does seem like a nice enough guy, in fairness.
 

Not sure he deserves a full scale banning, maybe just an assurance that he intends to pay with money.

[johnsusername]

5 hours ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

My nan used to say that she hated the term Scouser and she was common as muck. I'm starting to feel kind of the same with it. Its like a Chris Rock sketch about being black and the N word. Scouser is quickly becoming a caricature of what someone from Liverpool is like. There's something incredible dull about being where you are from being your defining characteristic. Maybe I'm a snob I'm just turned off by try hards. Most these accents aren't put on they've just evolved with one upmanship. Lad how many lads can you fit in a sentence lad!

 

Lad, that's boss that, lad. 

[johnsusername]

The word 'boss' has been hijacked by pricks. 

[Chip Butty]

15 hours ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

My nan used to say that she hated the term Scouser and she was common as muck. I'm starting to feel kind of the same with it. Its like a Chris Rock sketch about being black and the N word. Scouser is quickly becoming a caricature of what someone from Liverpool is like. There's something incredible dull about being where you are from being your defining characteristic. Maybe I'm a snob I'm just turned off by try hards. Most these accents aren't put on they've just evolved with one upmanship. Lad how many lads can you fit in a sentence lad!

Lad, if Alan Ladd was scouse lad, swear down lad, the use of the word lad, lad, would be mental lad. Telling ye lad. 
 

Or summ’at like that, tha’nose. 

[Anubis]

9 hours ago, johnsusername said:

The word 'boss' has been hijacked by pricks. 

Custy, La.

[an tha]

'Appenen, lids....

[an tha]

Got a couple of really bad cases of it next to us on the train from lime st now.

 

Absolute fucking beauts.

 

[Bjornebye]

54 minutes ago, an tha said:

Got a couple of really bad cases of it next to us on the train from lime st now.

 

Absolute fucking beauts.

 

 

Did they get off at Huyton by any chance? 

[Creator Supreme]

31 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

 

Did they get off at Huyton by any chance? 

Unless this is having a go at yourself and your missus, you sir can fuck off!

 

Two dogs rulez!

[Bjornebye]

4 minutes ago, Creator Supreme said:

Unless this is having a go at yourself and your missus, you sir can fuck off!

 

Two dogs rulez!

 

We aren't from Huyton you Donald Duck twat 

[Creator Supreme]

5 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

 

We aren't from Huyton you Donald Duck twat 

In that case you can fuck off you Porky Pig bellend.

[an tha]

1 hour ago, Bjornebye said:

 

Did they get off at Huyton by any chance? 

Oooft.....

[redinblack]

At my local in Chester watching the unmentionable 4 lads drinking Fosters and shots on the next table with accents that stretch credibility.

 

I wouldn't normally advocate armed interventions but even someone as patient as me runs out of rope.

[Harry Squatter]

Some fella on Twitter called Steve Sonko overdubs film clips with uber scouse accents. Main sources of "comedy" are Batman and the Joker arguing over getting a "Maccies" or a chippy meal or every other video involving some random characters talking about going the Asda for some Stella then calling each other sausages.

 

About as funny as AIDS. Yet lapped up by anyone wanting to get top scouser points. 

[Harry Squatter]

 

 

 

[Bjornebye]

18 minutes ago, Harry Squatter said:

Some fella on Twitter called Steve Sonko overdubs film clips with uber scouse accents. Main sources of "comedy" are Batman and the Joker arguing over getting a "Maccies" or a chippy meal or every other video involving some random characters talking about going the Asda for some Stella then calling each other sausages.

 

About as funny as AIDS. Yet lapped up by anyone wanting to get top scouser points. 

Saw a Dragons Den one years ago that at the time was funny. Stuff like that’s overdone to fuck and had to be really really funny to even be worth taking the time to do. 

[Harry Squatter]

18 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Saw a Dragons Den one years ago that at the time was funny. Stuff like that’s overdone to fuck and had to be really really funny to even be worth taking the time to do. 

Me and my mates used to dub videos years ago. We dubbed Return of the Jedi where the Emperor was a massive nonce and hid on the Death Star to get away from Merseyside Police. He then tried to nonce up Luke Skywalker - which isn't that far from the real story. 

[Kevin D]

https://twitter.com/aBOSSNight/status/1735985525364810203
 

 

[Chris]

On 11/12/2023 at 18:55, Harry Squatter said:

Me and my mates used to dub videos years ago. We dubbed Return of the Jedi where the Emperor was a massive nonce and hid on the Death Star to get away from Merseyside Police. He then tried to nonce up Luke Skywalker - which isn't that far from the real story. 

Why are people from Merseyside so obsessed with Nonces? Feels like preoccupation with nonces is an essential element of ESD. 

[Chris]

11 minutes ago, Kevin D said:

 

 

 

They say that cringing says more about the person cringing than the cringeworthy act. I’d go along with that. You do you, man and fuck everyone else. 
 

These two though. Christ, I cringed so hard I’m now in a back brace for life. 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

On 10/12/2023 at 23:38, Harry Squatter said:

Some fella on Twitter called Steve Sonko overdubs film clips with uber scouse accents. Main sources of "comedy" are Batman and the Joker arguing over getting a "Maccies" or a chippy meal or every other video involving some random characters talking about going the Asda for some Stella then calling each other sausages.

 

About as funny as AIDS. Yet lapped up by anyone wanting to get top scouser points. 

I must be trying to get top Scouser points, because I love those Steve Stonko things.