Exagerated Scouse Disorder (ESD)

[sir roger]

Where did you see that clip, Harry ?

 

[Section_31]

Bellew is going into I'm a Celebrity 

 

[Bjornebye]

1 hour ago, Section_31 said:

Bellew is going into I'm a Celebrity 

 

Apparently Farage is as well so this could be a good thing …..

[Section_31]

Just now, Bjornebye said:

Apparently Farage is as well so this could be a good thing …..

 

Evertonian though isn't he so they'll probably bond. 

[Bjornebye]

10 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

 

Evertonian though isn't he so they'll probably bond. 

 

True. Oh god. 

[manwiththestick]

2 hours ago, Section_31 said:

Bellew is going into I'm a Celebrity 

 

Should do a sweep in how long before he mentions Everton or how much he hates da redshite.

[littletedwest]

All will be forgiven if he gives Farage a smack

[Harry Squatter]

He'll spend most of it talking about how he's doing the show for his kids, how he got the part in Creed and how much he hates der redshite all in accent more OTT than John Bishop and Jamie Webster combined. Any non British people in it won't have a fucking clue what he's saying. 

 

Wish Usyk was going in so he could bang him out on the first day in the Hotel Versace. 

[Bjornebye]

12 minutes ago, Harry Squatter said:

He'll spend most of it talking about how he's doing the show for his kids, how he got the part in Creed and how much he hates der redshite all in accent more OTT than John Bishop and Jamie Webster combined. Any non British people in it won't have a fucking clue what he's saying. 

 

Wish Usyk was going in so he could bang him out on the first day in the Hotel Versace. 

He was so fucking embarrassing in the who dares wins thing. The epitome of cringing at a scouser on the telly. 

[tokyojoe]

2 hours ago, manwiththestick said:

Should do a sweep in how long before he mentions Everton or how much he hates da redshite.

He'll get Heysel in first.

[Harry Squatter]

1 hour ago, Bjornebye said:

He was so fucking embarrassing in the who dares wins thing. The epitome of cringing at a scouser on the telly. 

All the bellend uber scousers on telly trying hard to get maximum scouser points thinking everyone in Liverpool loves them. Most people cringe and the rest of the country either fucking hates them or can't understand a word of what they are saying.

 

The Ladometer explodes because it can't keep pace when Jamie Webster and Paddy the Baddy are talking. 

[Bjornebye]

8 minutes ago, Harry Squatter said:

All the bellend uber scousers on telly trying hard to get maximum scouser points thinking everyone in Liverpool loves them. Most people cringe and the rest of the country either fucking hates them or can't understand a word of what they are saying.

 

The Ladometer explodes because it can't keep pace when Jamie Webster and Paddy the Baddy are talking. 

 

This one on Love Island was the worst, not only putting on that horrible accent but clearly pretending to be thick as fuck for god knows what reason. Would. 

 

 

 

 

 

[Harry Squatter]

 

 

Goes to Manchester and calls someone a Manc. GERROUTSIDE NOW!!!! X 1000. 

 

When scally women argue all they do is repeat the same thing over and over like the 2 weeks woman in Total Recall. 

 

[VladimirIlyich]

On 29/09/2023 at 20:50, Harry Squatter said:

I can remember listening to him  on the radio a few years back when I was driving. Spent half an hour talking about whose nan does the best roast dinner, scotty road, going out all day in town getting bevvied an watching the footy. Then getting up on Monday and having some boss scran for breaking before going to work. Oh and checking your phone to see if you fell out with anyone the day before when yer were in the Blob shop or Yateseys. 

 

It was so scouse it made Paddy the baddy and Jamie Webster look like a pair of goths who skateboard by the law courts on a Sunday and travel in from some random wool town called Applesgate which is about 10 years behind Wigan. 

'Checking your phone' is obviously a modern phenomenon unless you were once lucky enough to have an answering machine. Which nobody I know did.

[Kevin D]

1 hour ago, Harry Squatter said:

 

 

Goes to Manchester and calls someone a Manc. GERROUTSIDE NOW!!!! X 1000. 

 

When scally women argue all they do is repeat the same thing over and over like the 2 weeks woman in Total Recall. 

 

She does have them bang to rights, in fairness.

[johnsusername]

2 hours ago, Harry Squatter said:

 

 

Goes to Manchester and calls someone a Manc. GERROUTSIDE NOW!!!! X 1000. 

 

When scally women argue all they do is repeat the same thing over and over like the 2 weeks woman in Total Recall. 

 

 

Duck lips, classic Scouse.

[Kevin D]

 

[John102]

28 minutes ago, Kevin D said:

 

 

And then the ghost of John Lennon and Cilla Black appeared, holding lighters in the air, and we all sang fuck the Tories at Cilla.

[Captain Turdseye]

Old but gold. 
 

 

[Bobby Hundreds]

My nan used to say that she hated the term Scouser and she was common as muck. I'm starting to feel kind of the same with it. Its like a Chris Rock sketch about being black and the N word. Scouser is quickly becoming a caricature of what someone from Liverpool is like. There's something incredible dull about being where you are from being your defining characteristic. Maybe I'm a snob I'm just turned off by try hards. Most these accents aren't put on they've just evolved with one upmanship. Lad how many lads can you fit in a sentence lad!

[Skidfingers McGonical]

3 hours ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

My nan used to say that she hated the term Scouser and she was common as muck. I'm starting to feel kind of the same with it. Its like a Chris Rock sketch about being black and the N word. Scouser is quickly becoming a caricature of what someone from Liverpool is like. There's something incredible dull about being where you are from being your defining characteristic. Maybe I'm a snob I'm just turned off by try hards. Most these accents aren't put on they've just evolved with one upmanship. Lad how many lads can you fit in a sentence lad!

Lad. 

[Bjornebye]

3 minutes ago, Skidfingers McGonical said:

Lad. 

 

Go Ed 

[Curly]

5 hours ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Old but gold. 
 

 

I absolutely rinsed this when it first came out. Like watched it 20 times a day for about 3 months and cried laughing every time. I overdid it though as I don’t laugh at all anymore, but it’s up there with my favourite clips ever

[Skidfingers McGonical]

21 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

 

Go Ed 

Is right lad. 

[Bjornebye]

5 minutes ago, Skidfingers McGonical said:

Is right lad. 

 

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