Have you got a claim to fame???

[KopOut]

Went out with Rob Jones' cousin. Reasonably nice looking but the thickest woman I have ever met.

 

Rattled a bird in John Lennon's auntie's house.

 

My mate shagged Trude Mostue on a hotel fire escape.

 

Done a bit of TV work in the 90s - BBC1 but it was absolute shite.

 

Doggie style???

[macc]

My auntie was married to Mike Fagan, the late great Joe Fagans son.

 

I have been interviewed on SSN.

[RJ Fan club]

The lead guitarist of British Sea Power stayed in my spare room for 2 weeks while he had the damp coursing done in his flat.

 

There are a few others, but their really only fleetingly meeting famous people via others, or a night on the lash. So I'll not bother.

[ROGO]

i once gave purple aki a slap...........does that count?

[redinoz]

I was told growing up that my Pop's sister was Ringo Starr's first wife. Through the wonders of google and wikipedia I have since discovered that was bullshit. I'm sure she would have just shagged him or something.

 

Mum went back to the UK last year to meet up with the extended family, and it turns out we are actually related to Ringo. Ace, I can keep claiming it.

 

Also, on my mum's side, her cousin is a doctor at the forefront of gene research. Anyway, he knows Steven Hawking and reckons he's a massive douche. True story.

[lifetime fan]

I'm related to Michael Collins.

My Grampher went out with Shirley Bassey at school.

I've met Bill Clinton.

[RobbieOR]

Which Michael Collins?

[lifetime fan]

Which Michael Collins?

 

The Michael Collins.

[RobbieOR]

The Michael Collins.

 

If its the Michael Collins I'm thinking of you're getting repped for eternity.

[Champ]

I'm related to Michael Collins.

My Grampher went out with Shirley Bassey at school.

I've met Bill Clinton.

 

That reminds me, I met Alistair Campbell (at No10) and went to a birthday party attended by the Blairs and several other New Labourites

[lifetime fan]

If its the Michael Collins I'm thinking of you're getting repped for eternity.

 

[lifetime fan]

That reminds me, I met Alistair Campbell (at No10) and went to a birthday party attended by the Blairs and several other New Labourites

 

 

Hardly a claim to fame but I've been to 10 Downing Street and met Samantha Cameron.

[Fugitive]

I'm friends with a load of DJ's, a few footballers, an actor and once fucked an actress. I wont name them though because old Fugitive refuses to bask in other peoples light... I'm fucking better than all of them and they would be lost without me in their lives.

 

All your biggest claims to fame should be receiving a neg from me in the past. You just cant put a price on that sort of thing.

 

You're all welcome.

[JohnnyH]

I've kicked Tony Hadley in the face. Honestly.

[lifetime fan]

I've kicked Tony Hadley in the face. Honestly.

 

Only once?

[Captain]

My mate The Ripper's dead dad's best mate played the corpse in the coffin in Get Carter.

 

True story that.

 

Before or after the mate died?

 

Doggie style???

 

Brilliant!

 

And who other than Simon would bet on a game of pool with a world champion?

[stringvest]

I have to say that vignette from Simon is the highlight of the thread.

 

I do know quite a few famous people, but I'm not famous myself, except in my own house, where I am legend.

[stringvest]

That reminds me, I met Alistair Campbell (at No10) and went to a birthday party attended by the Blairs and several other New Labourites

 

I've met Campbell a few times, and Blair and Cherie (in Glasgow), and had a nice cup of tea and a long chat with Tony Benn at his daughters house.

[RobbieOR]

 

Hmm.

 

Now Im not sure whether its Liam Neeson or Michael Collins.

[VladimirIlyich]

 

I've met Campbell a few times, and Blair and Cherie (in Glasgow), and had a nice cup of tea and a long chat with Tony Benn at his daughters house.

 

A cuppa with Tony Benn is a great claim to fame. Was he as good as he seems when being interviewed?

[stringvest]

A cuppa with Tony Benn is a great claim to fame. Was he as good as he seems when being interviewed?

 

He's a fascinating guy, and an important figure in our postwar political history. In addition, he's a fab grandad, and still pushes his children.

[VladimirIlyich]

 

He's a fascinating guy, and an important figure in our postwar political history. In addition, he's a fab grandad, and still pushes his children.

 

The only thing i think he got wrong was naming his son Hilary!

 

I guess that maybe something to do with the Everest expedition or something like that though is it.

[Edward.]

5000M he's doing, 12 laps apparently, avoiding Mo Farrah more like. 2 weeks running in Birmingham to qualify for the Olympics.

[Heinze]

I used to do ketamine with a bird who won one of the places on the "popstars" show in australia.

[lifetime fan]

Hmm.

 

Now Im not sure whether its Liam Neeson or Michael Collins.

 

Michael Collins, Rob.