Vasectomy

[Mudface]

Up the bum, no babies. No need to mutilate yourself.

[Stouffer]

2 hours ago, Elite said:

How long did it last?

 

I've had a few bollocks issues already and I haven't even had the snip yet, so am thinking it may cause more.

3 or 4 years.

[Spy Bee]

Nothing makes me want another child more than talk of vasectomies!

[Elite]

5 minutes ago, Stouffer said:

3 or 4 years.

That's a long time to have sore balls!

 

How did they fix it?

[Stouffer]

2 hours ago, Elite said:

That's a long time to have sore balls!

 

How did they fix it?

It was just Lefty that was sore, a continuous dull ache.

 

It just stopped eventually. The doc told me that one of the options was a reversal, fuck that.

[Rico1304]

It doesn’t hurt. The smell is the worse bit.  I suppose I should have had a bath. 

[Elite]

43 minutes ago, Stouffer said:

It was just Lefty that was sore, a continuous dull ache.

 

It just stopped eventually. The doc told me that one of the options was a reversal, fuck that.

I felt like castrating myself after 6 weeks of ball ache, so fair play in doing 4 years 

[chrisbonnie]

7 hours ago, Stouffer said:

I'm sure I've mentioned elsewhere on the forum that when I got clipped the urologist was called Dr Cummins and the anaesthetist was Dr Payne.

 

that is hilarious!!!!

 

i see i commented twice on this thread back in 2006, fucking hell, how times change. Ive since had two children, and last year i joined the club and got the snip. 

 

Ill be honest, the process was fine, no issue what so ever. 

 

I got the non scalpel version, so basically an epi-pen type thingy on your sack, felt like someone flicking an elastic band on it (not the ball, just the sack), the job took no more than 20 minutes, and i didnt feel a thing. Just that funny melting plastic smell, which you know is your pipes being melted 

 

Im in construction, so a manual job, ill be honest, i had some slight discomfort for about 10 days after, nothing crazy, just a bit uncomfortable, but i put that down to the work, not the procedure. 

 

All in all it was fine, and id highly recommend it for anyone that doesnt fancy having any more kids.

 

Take it this way, both my children are terrible sleepers and the thoughts of having another few years of sleepless nights is a million times worse than the process of getting your pipes clipped. 

 

 

[RJ Fan club]

Right ball was fine, left one hurt real bad. 
 

I had it done under a local, they had to put more jallop in the left one to get through.

 

The Nurse assisting in mine was sound, she had served in Kosovo and I mentioned I’d been, so I had an odd chat about Pristina as she was working on my nads. I liked her, till she pulled the left tube. 

 

I had quite a few weeks of sore bollocks and even 18 months on I get the odd awkward day.

 

All preferable to another child. Sticking at two. Especially as mine are 3 and 5. Can’t be doing with going back to square one, Covid aside life is just returning to normal 

A third means bigger house, car etc too. 

Genuinely the positives outweigh the negatives and I couldn’t expect to see my missus look after the family planning or have another. 

[Remmie]

Why is it that heavy lifting affects the inner plumbing of you gonads? 

[Remmie]

I am just back from having the procedure done and that was what I was most anxious about but it was a piece of piss. The anaesthetic is starting to wear off now though, so let suffering commence 

[Elite]

18 minutes ago, Remmie said:

I am just back from having the procedure done and that was what I was most anxious about but it was a piece of piss. The anaesthetic is starting to wear off now though, so let suffering commence 

How long do you have to refrain from shagging/ripping the head off it?

[Bjornebye]

24 minutes ago, Remmie said:

I am just back from having the procedure done and that was what I was most anxious about but it was a piece of piss. The anaesthetic is starting to wear off now though, so let suffering commence 

Haha my balls are better than your balls 

[Stouffer]

1 hour ago, Remmie said:

I am just back from having the procedure done and that was what I was most anxious about but it was a piece of piss. The anaesthetic is starting to wear off now though, so let suffering commence 

BOIH Rep.

[RJ Fan club]

1 hour ago, Remmie said:

I am just back from having the procedure done and that was what I was most anxious about but it was a piece of piss. The anaesthetic is starting to wear off now though, so let suffering commence 

Couple of weeks and you can get the Pigs out as usual

[Rushies tash]

4 minutes ago, RJ Fan club said:

Couple of weeks and you can get the Pigs out as usual

He'll have to anyway to provide a sample, to check the procedure has worked.

 

Edit: need to add, it's not like the seventies porn scenario I'd hoped it would be. You do it at home, keep it warm and drop it to the disinterested woman at reception.

[Remmie]

1 hour ago, Elite said:

How long do you have to refrain from shagging/ripping the head off it?

Advice varies, anywhere from 2-14 days. The doctor said a few days. I'm taking it as when they feel up to it. 

[Remmie]

1 hour ago, Bjornebye said:

Haha my balls are better than your balls 

In a Brummie accent: My 'nads are considerably better than yours

[Remmie]

21 minutes ago, Rushies tash said:

He'll have to anyway to provide a sample, to check the procedure has worked.

 

Edit: need to add, it's not like the seventies porn scenario I'd hoped it would be. You do it at home, keep it warm and drop it to the disinterested woman at reception.

Nah, it's moved on from that now. In 16 weeks I have to have had 26 ejaculations. Then nothing for 48 hours, jizz in a pot they gave me and send it away

[Rushies tash]

4 minutes ago, Remmie said:

Nah, it's moved on from that now. In 16 weeks I have to have had 26 ejaculations. Then nothing for 48 hours, jizz in a pot they gave me and send it away

I do remember having to empty the pipes before the sample as well. Was great being able to say to the missus "Just off for a wank love. Doctors orders".

[Remmie]

23 minutes ago, Rushies tash said:

I do remember having to empty the pipes before the sample as well. Was great being able to say to the missus "Just off for a wank love. Doctors orders".

This seems like an awful missed opportunity, surely a bit of assistance is in order seeing as you've just made contraception easier for her... 

[Rushies tash]

13 minutes ago, Remmie said:

This seems like an awful missed opportunity, surely a bit of assistance is in order seeing as you've just made contraception easier for her... 

It's been eight years so I'm not sure I'll get away with it now. I'll give it a go though 

[lifetime fan]

4 hours ago, Remmie said:

I am just back from having the procedure done and that was what I was most anxious about but it was a piece of piss. The anaesthetic is starting to wear off now though, so let suffering commence 

I’m currently going the other way and we’re trying for a kid. 
 

Had an appointment a few weeks ago to test the quality of my swimmers. Never in my life before have I struggled to have a wank and get stage fright. 

[Harry's Lad]

2 hours ago, Remmie said:

Nah, it's moved on from that now. In 16 weeks I have to have had 26 ejaculations. Then nothing for 48 hours, jizz in a pot they gave me and send it away

16 weeks?

You should be done and dusted by this time next week!

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

I'm only 32 but considering it. Do you get sperm frozen in case you change your mind in 5 years?