Reds4Life

Whoever it is make sure he speaks to the Austrian studs guy or the Schnithouse cunt as he is known as

I coached the lad who scored the Aussies second for a couple of years when he was 14/15. I said back then that the kid is an exceptional talent. Has an extremely low centre of gravity, quick, creative, uses both feet, natural finisher but he left Sydney FC to join the oil twats at Melbourne City (Man City owned) this season. Was definitely man of the match in the Grand final here and is only 19. I think he has a real chance of playing at a high level

You could not make this fucking shit up. I thought I heard it the first time but listened to it again. Right at the very end someone yells out "You scouse bastards." Brilliant.

My favourite was when his interpreter got booked after VAR ruled a goal out.

Ange could be a very astute signing for Celtic. When he was coach of the Brisbane Roar they were undefeated for the the best part of two seasons, playing some of the best football ever in the A-League (no real mean feat I know) He is very attack minded, his team principles are all about possession with purpose, fast paced counter attacks and quick, intelligent movement from the front 4 or 5 and he was trying to implement a 3-2-4-1 system for the national team. He went to Japan and has evolved his methods and philosophy further where he has won the title as well playing that style of football. He is a massive red and when you watch his teams you can see that pass and move style of the 80s which he fell in love with. I have been lucky to know him through some people I work with in football. He is an extremely deep thinker, a student of the game and I am curious to see if his methods can translate into the Scottish game. If he is given the time then Celtic will play a very attractive style of football in the next couple of seasons.

The American version of Absolutely Fabulous looks a bit underwhelming.

Guess we'll see if it is the taking part that matters

That was my second kit after the red Hitachi one that Tony posted before. Think it was made after the 86 double... That one and the white away one that year were boss. I hated the white one though after the League Cup Final when Rushie scored and we actually lost, thought it was a jinx shirt after that. Fuck you Charlie Nicholas.

Can imagine VAR and offside interpretation destroying his career...

Maybe they should have got HHH to send him a video message after the one he sent to Declan Rice wanting him to stay.

What the fuck is tell us never?? Could make an ad like this.... "A wise man once said...." Cue Shanks with his "bastion of invincibility" quote. All these dickheads had to do then was cycle through goals / saves that won us shit (Kenny, Kennedy, Rush etc), great banners, fans celebrating at the time in various cities with the commentary at the time saying: Liverpool are the League Champions, Liverpool European Champions, Liverpool World champions while you see cascading captain's lifting shit time after time to the here and now... Finish again with Shanks quote LFC Bastion of Invincibility "Champions of Everything" To the Anfield crowd taking over the Champions, Champions, Champions chant. End ad Nike. Do one Edit... Fuck... Just checked online and someone did a good one of these 3 years ago... pretty fucking good idea though!

Duncan Oldham will finish his Koptalk book before Mike Ashley sells Newcastle

"Take me I'm yours" is one of my favourites. "Up the junction" is boss, "Goodbye girl", "Tempted" and "Slap & Tickle" are some fucking good songs lyrically with pretty diverse music between all of them. Some bands stick to one sort of sound which becomes synonymous with them or their area/city. Squeeze didn't do that.

Me and my uncle were talking about the cardboard cutout idea yesterday and were busy preparing photos of the 3-4 bluenoses in our family to have their faces beamed worldwide sitting next to each other celebrating our league championship on the Kop holding a red and white scarf...

It's a vadge of honour