Buy Gold

[AngryOfTuebrook]

1 hour ago, Red Shift said:

Back in ‘49, as an 18 year old Merchant Cadet, my Dad was in Hamburg. He needed a sextant as he was studying navigation. He found one for sale in a private advert in a Hamburg newspaper. There was an address. He went there, and was greeted by a war widow. Yes, the sextant was for sale, and if he was interested, some war memorabilia. She was living in a hovel with no money - like so many. He offered to buy the sextant and a German Iron Cross with oak leaves caught his eye. She didn’t want it. She wanted nothing to do with the war. I can only imagine the personal tragedy of the family.

 

Anyway, the point. He asked about a price for both, prepared to pay well. She didn’t want money, because it had bugger all value. She wanted.........coffee. Coffee was the currency of a bombed out Hamburg 4 yrs after the war. Not gold.

 

Dad returned to the ship and bought a case of coffee off the Purser, who was doing a pretty good trade on the ship’s extra supply specifically for this trip. 
 

And that’s why In amongst my family’s war medals, which now belong to me, is an Iron Cross with Oak Leaves.

That's your story, Herr Oberst Rotverschiebung, and you're sticking to it.

[Lee909]

[manwiththestick]

4 hours ago, Tony Moanero said:

Yes.

 

Disgraceful the size of those now.

 

Top tier biscuit and they fucked it by shrinking them.

[Elite]

Word of advice, if you are going to buy gold ensure its from a reputable company like Wish or Temu.

[Doc Pheezin]

I'd invest in archery lessons if preparing for the end of times 

[SilverSong]

5 hours ago, Doc Pheezin said:

I'd invest in archery lessons if preparing for the end of times 

I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.

From some geezer by the name of Albert.

[JohnnyH]

Off prospecting. Catch y’all later. 

[Jurgen Knows]

Price is 1892 USD per Oz. Buy now and sell at 1977, 1978, 1981, 1984, 2005 or 2019.

 

What better omen do you need?

 

YNWA.

 

[Fugitive]

21 minutes ago, Jurgen Knows said:

Price is 1892 USD per Oz. Buy now and sell at 1977, 1978, 1981, 1984, 2005 or 2019.

 

What better omen do you need?

 

YNWA.

 

Just fuck off.

[Trumo]

Remember those Cash 4 Gold ads from about 10 years back, where they said they'd buy your gold and that gold prices are at their highest? 

[Karl_b]

Fine, I'll take all that money out of my Ivermectin stocks.

[Dr Nowt]

14 hours ago, Red Shift said:

Back in ‘49, as an 18 year old Merchant Cadet, my Dad was in Hamburg. He needed a sextant as he was studying navigation. He found one for sale in a private advert in a Hamburg newspaper. There was an address. He went there, and was greeted by a war widow. Yes, the sextant was for sale, and if he was interested, some war memorabilia. She was living in a hovel with no money - like so many. He offered to buy the sextant and a German Iron Cross with oak leaves caught his eye. She didn’t want it. She wanted nothing to do with the war. I can only imagine the personal tragedy of the family.

 

Anyway, the point. He asked about a price for both, prepared to pay well. She didn’t want money, because it had bugger all value. She wanted.........coffee. Coffee was the currency of a bombed out Hamburg 4 yrs after the war. Not gold.

 

Dad returned to the ship and bought a case of coffee off the Purser, who was doing a pretty good trade on the ship’s extra supply specifically for this trip. 
 

And that’s why In amongst my family’s war medals, which now belong to me, is an Iron Cross with Oak Leaves.

Anyone else read this whole story in this voice?

 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

 

[Paulie Dangerously]

"I'll trade you six bullets and one virgin for 2 sovereigns"

 

Jurgen Knows - 2028

[Red Shift]

45 minutes ago, Dr Nowt said:

Anyone else read this whole story in this voice?

 

I should have used more cowbell, to be fair.

[manwiththestick]

If only I hadn't just invested in a load of NFT's.

[Captain Turdseye]

23 minutes ago, manwiththestick said:

If only I hadn't just invested in a load of NFT's.

 

 

[Bjornebye]

2 hours ago, Jurgen Knows said:

Price is 1892 USD per Oz. Buy now and sell at 1977, 1978, 1981, 1984, 2005 or 2019.

 

What better omen do you need?

 

YNWA.

 

Stringvest had to deal with a volatile market 

[Jarvinja Ilnow]

22 hours ago, SilverSong said:

Can only be inferring 1 thing. Were all doomed, the end is nigh.

 

In which case, don't buy gold - buy weapons, and get your mates, to buy weapons. Next, form a gang of brutal raiders and roam the postapocolyptic wasteland; liberating all those softy gold hoarders from their treasures, critical resources and their women.

 

Fucking gold. Amateurs.

[Lee909]

25 minutes ago, Jarvinja Ilnow said:

 

In which case, don't buy gold - buy weapons, and get your mates, to buy weapons. Next, form a gang of brutal raiders and roam the postapocolyptic wasteland; liberating all those softy gold hoarders from their treasures, critical resources and their women.

 

Fucking gold. Amateurs.

 

December 2023

The lads off for a bit of Xmas raiding

 

 

 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

2 hours ago, Jurgen Knows said:

Price is 1892 USD per Oz. Buy now and sell at 1977, 1978, 1981, 1984, 2005 or 2019.

 

What better omen do you need?

 

YNWA.

 

Spinning wanker!

[Red Shift]

17 hours ago, Doc Pheezin said:

I'd invest in archery lessons if preparing for the end of times 

Then buy yourself an English Long Bow and you’ll have the best firepower on your street. A two or three story house might come in handy as well. With battlements.

[Doc Pheezin]

4 hours ago, Red Shift said:

Then buy yourself an English Long Bow and you’ll have the best firepower on your street. A two or three story house might come in handy as well. With battlements.

struggling to get hold of boiling oil now that every cunt uses an air fryer 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

50 minutes ago, Doc Pheezin said:

struggling to get hold of boiling oil now that every cunt uses an air fryer 

Boiling air just doesn't cut it.

[Jurgen Knows]

On 18/08/2023 at 10:42, Jurgen Knows said:

Price is 1892 USD per Oz. Buy now and sell at 1977, 1978, 1981, 1984, 2005 or 2019.

 

What better omen do you need?

 

YNWA.

 

$40 profit/Oz in around 12 days.

 

An ROI of 2% in less than 2 weeks on your spare money.