Other Football 2023/24

[Tj hooker]

Outstanding goalkeeping by Onana hahahaha 

[Torvald Utne]

[Mudface]

Should have named more 'keepers on the bench.

[Bob]

Not seen it, but looking forward to it from this write up in bbc live text…

[Gruntfuttock]

2:0!

[Carvalho Diablo]

1 minute ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

Not seen it, but looking forward to it from this write up in bbc live text…

 

[chrisbonnie]

This utd is the 8th wonder of the world. 

 

How to spend over a billion, to be worse off. 

 

They're useless

[NoelM]

The biggest joke is that pretend hard man in their defence, more of a jockey than a butcher.

[Jordy Brouwer]

Just now, NoelM said:

The biggest joke is that pretend hard man in their defense, more if a jockey than a butcher.

 

Which one?

[bizzle10]

DeGea was on the slide but he is miles clear of this Onana fella surely 

[Fugitive]

Ten Jarg is doing a great job.

[Reckoner]

Just now, bizzle10 said:

DeGea was on the slide but he is miles clear of this Onana fella surely 

How dare you? Onana is fantastic. He stays long term.

[Jordy Brouwer]

Just now, Reckoner said:

How dare you? Onana is fantastic. He stays long term.

 

Exactly. He needs a song. 

 

I'd suggest a version of "Havana" by Camila Cabello. 

 

"Onana oo na na"

"He's really good with his feet (we are told) na na na"

[Carvalho Diablo]

Kubo just created a killer chance; skinned the left back, dropped the shoulder, whipped in a killer cross with his weaker right foot. Striker heads over from 6 yards.

 

Sociedad should be 3 or 4 up.

[Tenfolder]

4 minutes ago, bizzle10 said:

DeGea was on the slide but he is miles clear of this Onana fella surely 

 Just said this to someone, that being said im gonna keep the Onana slander to a minimum until we've played both games against the twats because he'll probably have a worldie in both knowing our luck.

[Funkasy]

2 minutes ago, Jordy Brouwer said:

 

Exactly. He needs a song. 

 

I'd suggest a version of "Havana" by Camila Cabello. 

 

"Onana oo na na"

"He's really good with his feet (we are told) na na na"

https://youtu.be/U0CGsw6h60k?si=SF7cILinkCFj9wa2

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Bayern in 2nd gear still

[Jordy Brouwer]

Just now, Tenfolder said:

 Just said this to someone, that being said im gonna keep the Onana slander to a minimum until we've played both games against the twats because he'll probably have a worldie in both knowing our luck.

 

Nah. 

 

Don't think he has it in him. 

 

I can't wait for us to pepper the goal against this clown. 

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

The best part of that was the Commentary team sucking United off for not collapsing in the first 20 minutes.

[JagSquared]

Who have they even got as back up keepers these days? Surely it’s coming to a point that he needs dropping (not from our perspective of course)

[Reckoner]

The Police’s gibberish classic

He’s good with his feet, Onana na 
Is all I want to say to you

De do do do, de da da da
He saves the ball then let’s it through 

 

[bossy]

Commentators are great. “UtD defensively looking very strong, ah…”. Then after the Bayern keeper kicks a ball out of play, “he’s not as good with his feet as the fella up the other end of the pitch”. Onana promptly passes the ball upfield to a Bayern player. You hate to see it.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Onana is really fucking turd

[Grinch]

11 minutes ago, bizzle10 said:

DeGea was on the slide but he is miles clear of this Onana fella surely 

DeGea has been letting goals in like that on a regular basis for years.  He needed shot of no question about it.

[Reckoner]

1 minute ago, Grinch said:

DeGea has been letting goals in like that on a regular basis for years.  He needed shot of no question about it.

There were a few years of absolutely sensational saves from him, often in the last fucking minutes. I used to wonder where Man Utd would be when he stopped doing that. And who would replace him, but I guess we’re finding out.