How old are you shitbirds?

[Bjornebye]

2 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

 

Deffo. Half the lads I went to school with look like Dick Cheney but I still see myself as 22.

 

It's worse with the opposite sex too. Used to be mad on a girl in college who looked like Neomie Lenoir, now she looks like Bungle from Rainbow.

Hahahahahahahaha fuck sake 

[sir roger]

2 hours ago, Champ said:

Does everyone think they look younger than other people of the same age?

Absolutely. The highlight of the past 5 years for me has been a school reunion where 90% of them were bald, fat and failures.

[Section_31]

1 minute ago, sir roger said:

Absolutely. The highlight of the past 5 years for me has been a school reunion where 90% of them were bald, fat and failures.

It was good to see you too.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Yeah the women have aged terrible from my old school by and large, there was one bird who had huge jugs from about 13 dark skin unreal, I see her all the time now wearing white jeans and stilettos and she proper loves her kids, turns my stomach.

[s(k)aturation]

Fucked and 55.

 

 

[Geoff Woade]

34 minutes ago, sir roger said:

Absolutely. The highlight of the past 5 years for me has been a school reunion where 90% of them were bald, fat and failures.

I’d love a school reunion - love it. I’m aware of the fates of many of the cement heads who gave me grief and I would love to see them. 
One has somehow combined looking grotesquely obese whilst also resembling a late stage AIDS victim. I’d quite like to stand uncomfortably close to him to allow him to marvel at how kind the years have been. And then I’d slap his drink out of his hand whilst shouting ‘woooooo’ Ric Flair style at him. 
What a day it shall be.

[Chairman Meow]

3 hours ago, Champ said:

Does everyone think they look younger than other people of the same age?

Probably not looking younger than them as the years self medication, depression and neglect have probably caught up with me. 

 

But I find people of my own age all seem to act like old people while I'm still messing about with rally cars, playing computer games, drawing, going to gigs and mostly all the same things I did when I was younger.

[Ian Sea]

39. Big 4 - 0 in December. I reckon I look OK for it though. 

[mattyq]

Fifty Fucking three. My only consolation is that I'm 300 years younger than Stringy

[Section_31]

[Remmie]

4 hours ago, Vincent Vega said:

I was in the 31-35 category when I first started using the forum, unfortunately that was 20 years ago. 

I was 19 when I first found the forum, I will be 42 in a couple of months

[Bjornebye]

4 minutes ago, Remmie said:

I was 19 when I first found the forum, I will be 42 in a couple of months

And people still call their wives Remmie in bed 

[KMD7]

33 minutes ago, mattyq said:

Fifty Fucking three. My only consolation is that I'm 300 years younger than Stringy

Only thing that keeps us all going mate!

[mattyq]

Just now, KMD7 said:

Only thing that keeps us all going mate!

Haha, small things and all that

[Bjornebye]

36 minutes ago, mattyq said:

Fifty Fucking three. My only consolation is that I'm 300 years younger than Stringy

 

[Strontium]

4 hours ago, No2 said:

Can't believe I'm not 20 years younger than Stronts. 

 

I don't even know what this is supposed to mean.

[No2]

5 minutes ago, Strontium said:

 

I don't even know what this is supposed to mean.

It means I thought you were mid 60s or older.

[Strontium]

5 minutes ago, No2 said:

It means I thought you were mid 60s or older.

 

How bizarre.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

I've just turned 40 which wasn't even a thing apart from my bird constantly going on aba it, I don't give a fuck about age but I really don't want to be 50, I'm about 32 in my head still.

[Alan Sex]

Yo homies. 
 

I’m fiddy plus a single. 
 

Still down with the lingo and that sort of thing. 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

I have lived in three houses in my life, went past No29, currently on No54 hoping to reach No71.

[John102]

Em City needs to be looked after like Matt Damon in Saving Private Ryan. 

 

I knew the forum needed fresh blood when i saw some of the brown trainees in the trainee thread, i didnt realise it was so bad though.

[stringvest]

The stick I get on here is terrible.  No respect for their elders.

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, stringvest said:

The stick I get on here is terrible.  No respect for their elders.

 

 

[Rushies tash]

Jesus, even with the ancient fuckers on here, I'm still on the downward side of the bell curve in the results.