Someone’s Having a Real Laugh - How Long Until They ‘Bin Bag’ Ten Hag?

[Scott_M]

Well, at least Maguire would win his place back…

[Elite]

Southgate will be torn to shreds in that job. He's a boring cunt at the best of times and is too scared to playing anything resembling positive football.

 

Make it so.

[Bobby Hundreds]

I think they are just laying down horrific news so mediocre news is more palatable.

[manwiththestick]

Southgate would be a step up on the personality scale from that dour bastard.

[Lee909]

 

Football stats nerds have hit peak nerd

 

 

 

 

[Fugitive]

9 minutes ago, Lee909 said:

 

Football stats nerds have hit peak nerd

 

 

 

 

April fools

[Lee909]

1 minute ago, Fugitive said:

April fools

 

Of course

I never know what date it is. I start work on the 31st,finish on the 1st go home go to bed,get up and back to work and it's still the 1st

[manwiththestick]

Absolutely needs to say, he's worse than Ole, at least he had the resemblance of a game plan.

 

[3 Stacks]

2 minutes ago, manwiththestick said:

Absolutely needs to say, he's worse than Ole, at least he had the resemblance of a game plan.

 

He is much, much, much worse than Ole. 

[Special K]

4 minutes ago, 3 Stacks said:

He is much, much, much worse than Ole. 

And it's fucking great

[Barrington Womble]

Sadly if it wasn't known already, that will be the end tonight. Obviously he won't be fired tonight, but they'll get rid in the summer. Another 28 shots on their goal tonight. 

[3 Stacks]

6 minutes ago, Special K said:

And it's fucking great

Honestly, it's one of the funniest managerial jobs at a big club of all time. 

 

They are top in shots conceded in the league in 2024 and for that to be the case at a club like Man United, it has to be somewhat intentional. He probably thinks that by setting up to allow all these shots, it's actually reducing the danger of the shots, or something like that.

 

It's absolute galaxy brain stuff.

[Dapower]

2 minutes ago, Barrington Womble said:

Sadly if it wasn't known already, that will be the end tonight. Obviously he won't be fired tonight, but they'll get rid in the summer. Another 28 shots on their goal tonight. 

And safe to say we’ll get our fair share on Sunday 

[joe_fishfish]

Shite as they are we still need to improve a lot from tonight if we want three points on Sunday 

 

[Megadrive Man]

[Gnasher]

It's the only reason he scored. And they still lost.

 

 

[No2]

17 minutes ago, 3 Stacks said:

Honestly, it's one of the funniest managerial jobs at a big club of all time. 

 

They are top in shots conceded in the league in 2024 and for that to be the case at a club like Man United, it has to be somewhat intentional. He probably thinks that by setting up to allow all these shots, it's actually reducing the danger of the shots, or something like that.

 

It's absolute galaxy brain stuff.

He laughed at a question tonight and pretty much implied that anyone that doesn't understand 25 shots per game is a tactic is a moron. He was genuinely flabbergasted that the interviewer had a nerve to ask the question. 

[Barrington Womble]

22 minutes ago, 3 Stacks said:

Honestly, it's one of the funniest managerial jobs at a big club of all time. 

 

They are top in shots conceded in the league in 2024 and for that to be the case at a club like Man United, it has to be somewhat intentional. He probably thinks that by setting up to allow all these shots, it's actually reducing the danger of the shots, or something like that.

 

It's absolute galaxy brain stuff.

 

Perhaps he's trying to copy us and take risks, but his video team could only get him recordings of us last season. He's been coaching his midfield all season to watch what henderson and fabinho do. Mount said he'd take the keita role. 

 

20 minutes ago, Dapower said:

And safe to say we’ll get our fair share on Sunday 

We better had do and not fuck it up this time. 

[Ronnie Whelan]

9 hours ago, manwiththestick said:

Absolutely needs to say, he's worse than Ole, at least he had the resemblance of a game plan.

 

Ole evidently tried to bring positivity to that team. This prick thinks he's peak Van Gaal (without any of the likeability).

 

I wager barely a player in that squad likes him.

[Scott_M]

We need to make them look like the bums they are on Sunday. 

[Vincent Vega]

They’re on their fourth manager since Mourinho joined in 2016 and the only way they can get results is by playing a counterattacking game. They have spent over £1bn on the squad in that time, it’s incredible how inept they have been run at every level.

[Lurtz]

Probably need to hold back from laughing at their result until after Sunday to be honest. Anyone can score against us including that useless cunt Antony. Sunday won't be a stroll in the park. We need 7 wins and a draw plus a bit of goal difference if arsenal arent dropping any points. If we come away with a draw I won't be overly upset about it as I think arsenal will draw somewhere along the line. 

[Total Longo]

Don't care how bad they are, to quote Steve Kelly "it's there and it's them". This and the Goodison derby are the only two fixtures i'm not confident of getting a win. I never am, though, to be fair,  

[Megadrive Man]

33 minutes ago, Redder Lurtz said:

Probably need to hold back from laughing at their result until after Sunday to be honest. Anyone can score against us including that useless cunt Antony. Sunday won't be a stroll in the park. We need 7 wins and a draw plus a bit of goal difference if arsenal arent dropping any points. If we come away with a draw I won't be overly upset about it as I think arsenal will draw somewhere along the line. 

 

We need to win on Sunday.

 

They are shite and Maguire is the only senior centre back they have available. 

 

If we drop points it hands Arsenal a massive swing in momentum and we've got three tricky away games in seven days at the end of April. 

[Pete]

2 minutes ago, Megadrive Man said:

 

We need to win on Sunday.

 

They are shite and Maguire is the only senior centre back they have available. 

 

If we drop points it hands Arsenal a massive swing in momentum and we've got three tricky away games in seven days at the end of April. 

This. 

Hoping the nonchalance that crept into the FA Cup tie is kicked into touch and we show them actually who we are & what we do.