joe_fishfish

Usually I'd want us to win about ten nil with their players and manager completely losing the plot but it might actually get rid of Solskjaer we did that. I'll settle for a comfortable 2-0 victory instead.

It's a liver bird print.... So technically you're right.

When it looked like Milner and Lallana were both off, I thought we might have been sneakily telling Eriksen's agent that he should sit tight until summer. Would have given us a quality older player for just the cost of his wages. Now Milner is staying I don't think it would be worth going for Eriksen as well. Btw virdjil I don't know if you've noticed but we don't play with a number ten.

I'm too young to remember the 80s but since the last time we won the league I reckon 2014 is the only clear fuck up. Don't think we were ever properly clear at the top in 2002 or 2009, or even last year. It was never in our hands in those seasons, we were always relying on other teams fucking it up. 2014, it was entirely down to ourselves. Obviously it's well in our hands this season and I'd be astonished if we didn't finish the job.

Go ed Bobby lad Edit: Wow my stream is delayed.

We'll pick it up in the second half, just better hadn't be one down by then.

Yeah he's taken out Son and got none of the ball. Stonewall yellow.

Sessegnon has been a pretty shit signing for them so far. Not exactly the best manager for developing young players in charge now as well.

No more fucking Italians.

I thought Willian was gonna be the signing that would make us unstoppable going forward. We got Victor Moses on loan instead, but we were unstoppable going forward anyway, and Willian has never really done that much at Chelsea.

We're absolutely never getting De Bruyne or Maddison. Zero chance. Leicester would want about £120m for Maddison based on what they got for Maguire, and there's no chance Edwards pays anything like that. We might not be looking for a midfielder this summer. We're losing Lallana but we're already well stocked there. We'll be looking for a backup left back and a backup centre back, would be even better if that could be the same player.

I'm still fuming about that shit lucky twat Inzaghi handballing a deflected free kick past Reina from an offside position in 2007. Never has a player with so little footballing ability scored such a sickening amount of goals as that horrible bastard. If we'd got the first goal in that game we could have been out of sight by half time, they couldn't handle us in the first half. Also if Rafa had convinced Bellamy to play left wing like he'd later do very successfully for Man City then I think we'd have almost certainly won.

I thought VAR was gonna be really good.

Grealish would have increase his work rate about a thousand times over to get into our team. In terms of his defensive contribution he's about as far away from a Klopp midfielder as you could get, and he's not getting a game in our front three either.

How much of his wages will we have ended up paying over the years? Probably wasn't on a great deal anyway.