Tory Cabinet Thread

[Arniepie]

3 minutes ago, Barrington Womble said:

I realise he doesn't care. But they must. And it's been going on longer than 2 and a half years. But at the beginning most of the lies were about brexit and because they were all in the cult, they were happy to roll them out, back him up, because he was their cult leader. 

I think early doors he had that 80 seat majority behind him so people were prepared to go out and bat for him.

He had just won a landslide election so what could possibly go wrong?

As time has gone on he has resorted to outright bribery (that certainly happened during the vote of no confidence)

It looks like even that we'll has dried up now.Apparently yesterday he sent out some junior minister as no one else was prepared to look like a fool again.. Well apart from coffrey and raab.

[Gnasher]

She's taken dull Dom to the cleaners there.

 

 

[Kepler-186]

De de de der, fuck the Tories! 
 

The knives are out, the self preservation has kicked in, won’t be long till the cunt who helped spread lies about Hillsborough, amongst all

his other sins, is gone, and we can

start attacking the next one who won’t have one bit of the sociopathic charisma and blundering Old Etonian shtick. 
 

Get rid of all of them. Never forgive, never forget. Drive them into the sea.

 

Sorry, but I fucking hate what they represent and what they’ve helped do to ordinary people who deserve better. 

[Barrington Womble]

42 minutes ago, Arniepie said:

I think early doors he had that 80 seat majority behind him so people were prepared to go out and bat for him.

He had just won a landslide election so what could possibly go wrong?

As time has gone on he has resorted to outright bribery (that certainly happened during the vote of no confidence)

It looks like even that we'll has dried up now.Apparently yesterday he sent out some junior minister as no one else was prepared to look like a fool again.. Well apart from coffrey and raab.

The lies started before his 80 seat majority is my point. It started the day he took over (and actually quite some time before that but he wasn't PM so nobody had to defend him). When the EU was saying the brexit agreement wasn't oven ready, they all backed him. When they said there was no agreement on NI, they backed him (no border down the Irish sea). The lies started the very day he came to office. 

18 minutes ago, Gnasher said:

She's taken dull Dom to the cleaners there.

 

 

That is fucking comical. The slack jawed cunt will be out to take the fall in no time. And their glorious leader will no doubt have a series of internal investigations into what went wrong. 

[Section_31]

Raab, Patel, Dories and Truss are just fucking mindblowingly thick, I've never seen anything like them in any walk of life, ever. 

[Captain Howdy]

25 minutes ago, Gnasher said:

She's taken dull Dom to the cleaners there.

 

 

The shite they talk really is something to behold 

[Bjornebye]

3 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Raab, Patel, Dories and Truss are just fucking mindblowingly thick, I've never seen anything like them in any walk of life, ever. 

 

[Section_31]

She looks like the Sherrif of Nottingham's mum. You'd go round her house and she'd come at you with a garden hoe accusing you of being a painted man.

[Kepler-186]

 

[Gnasher]

21 minutes ago, Kepler-186 said:

 

What the fuck is Michael Gove doing at the end of that clip?

 

Here he is recently, must've had a heavy night,

 

 

 

 

 

[Aventus]

1 hour ago, Bjornebye said:

 

 

[skend04]

 

 

So, who are these 35% that would vote for a party of spivs, criminals and sex offenders?

 

Mind. Boggles.

[sh#t waffle]

3 minutes ago, skend04 said:

 

 

So, who are these 35% that would vote for a party of spivs, criminals and sex offenders?

 

Mind. Boggles.

I'm most interested in the 1% that have decided since the last poll that actually, they do want to vote for the tories.

[Bruce Spanner]

Expect a cabinet resignation shortly.

 

People will be working out percentages on optics, options and futures.

 

The first will see the house crumble as they all need to keep hold of those cushy, and well remunerated, positions.

[skend04]

2 minutes ago, sh#t waffle said:

I'm most interested in the 1% that have decided since the last poll that actually, they do want to vote for the tories.

Yep. 

The party of and for sex offenders.

[Arniepie]

Its almost surreal looking at it.

You would be hard pressed to find anyone,anywhere who is less suited to the job.

I'm struggling to think of 1 bona Fide attribute he brings to the role.

He seems to have been giving a mandate for running the country.because of an empty promise and he was pictured on a tripwire with a union jack once. 

The most inept,clueless disastourous pm there has ever been.

Just the type of person to lead us through a worldwide pandemic and an economic crisis. 

 

[Barrington Womble]

25 minutes ago, skend04 said:

 

 

So, who are these 35% that would vote for a party of spivs, criminals and sex offenders?

 

Mind. Boggles.

It's a cult. 

[Arniepie]

4 minutes ago, Barrington Womble said:

It's a cult. 

Harsh that 

I mean just look.at George from Woking this morning who rang 5 live to say...running this country and getting things right for British workers is more important than dragging Petty things up.

 

Indeed George...I mean what could be more Petty than sexual misconduct?

[Bjornebye]

4 minutes ago, Arniepie said:

Harsh that 

I mean just look.at George from Woking this morning who rang 5 live to say...running this country and getting things right for British workers is more important than dragging Petty things up.

 

Indeed George...I mean what could be more Petty than sexual misconduct?

I've seen his like on twitter (and even some backbenchers who get dragged out to face the heat) call things like this a Labour (or lefty remainer) plot. Yeah Labour are having parties at Number 10, sexually assaulting people etc then blaming the Tories. 

 

 

[Arniepie]

4 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

I've seen his like on twitter (and even some backbenchers who get dragged out to face the heat) call things like this a Labour (or lefty remainer) plot. Yeah Labour are having parties at Number 10, sexually assaulting people etc then blaming the Tories. 

 

 

Either that or its a media witch-hunt.

Almost trumpian. 

[Bjornebye]

Michael Ellis is one spinning cunt. 

 

 

 

Tory Bernard Jenkin calling it out. 

 

 

Chris Bryant superb as ever. 

[Bjornebye]

Tory John Penrose twisting the knife now. 

 

 

Oh now it's constituents not caring about backbench MP behaviour but 'personalities'. FUCK OFF 

[Bjornebye]

The soundbite is "it's about policies not personalities"

[Gnasher]

Tory bummers turning on Johnson now.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, Gnasher said:

Tory bummers turning on Johnson now.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Aah none of that matters the paymaster general just said he'd forgotten like we all forget things. Move on.