Other Football - 2018/19 Season

[chrisbonnie]

I really want to see Barcelona go through. Not for the obvious reason it means utd lose, but just so we can ring their whingy little necks and "shock" the world. 

 

They'll even be favourites, but we're miles better than them. 

 

I'd bet on us beating them by at least 3 goals. 

[Leyton388]

5 minutes ago, DirkDiggledinho said:

BT Sport weirdly bigging up United all game, McManaman especially. Rio now saying they'll be satisfied with the 1-0 loss at home. You'd think they could at least try to be impartial.

 

Reality is they were absolute shite, but what surprised me is Barca weren't much better. If we end up playing them we need to keep Messi and Suarez quiet, and I don't think they have much substance beyond that.

I also found it quite satisfying.

[The Golden Eel]

Smalling just said they "created a lot of good chances". I can remember one half chance, when Rashford shinned that volley. 

[suzy]

OGS has aged quite a bit since he took the manc job!

[Aventus]

Another famous European atmosphere at the mancs. 

[Harry Squatter]

 

How the Mancs got given this 'plucky underdogs' narrative is beyond me. They've been one of the biggest spenders in world football for decades.

Saw today that they have 63 different sponsors which earns then £239m a year. Still, they are plucky outsiders.

[Lee909]

Hahahajaha

 

Loads of great chances

 

We did so well, better team dominated the game. 

 

We caused them so many problems

 

 

Hahaha hahaha 

 

Delusional cunts

[Aventus]

Just now, suzy said:

OGS has aged quite a bit since he took the manc job!

I noticed that too, the cunt isn't so babyfaced any more is he? 

[Elite]

2 minutes ago, Doctor Troy said:

Semedo was decent. Luke Shaw reminds me of James Corden for some reason. Can't think why.

Probably because he's s fat cunt.

[3 Stacks]

1 minute ago, DimReaper said:

Smalling just said they "created a lot of good chances". I can remember one half chance, when Rashford shinned that volley. 

They didn't record a shot on target, ffs. So deluded. 

[Lee909]

Just now, suzy said:

OGS has aged quite a bit since he took the manc job!

Said earlier

 

He has got that whiskey nose red shade pretty quick

[The Golden Eel]

I thought Shaw was flabulous tonight, to be honest.

[3 Stacks]

It's amazing how dominant Ajax have been against some of the biggest clubs in the world. 

[Lee909]

They had one chance

 

So Messi didn't miss early and Suarez didn't blast wide then. 

 

Fuck me, its like they're all tories. Tell a lie enough and it becomes truth

[Lee909]

1 minute ago, 3 Stacks said:

It's amazing how dominant Ajax have been against some of the biggest clubs in the world. 

And yet only top league on goal difference 

[Harry Squatter]

Vidal looks like one of the gang members who try to shoot Ethan Hawke in the bath in Training Day.

[DirkDiggledinho]

1 minute ago, 3 Stacks said:

It's amazing how dominant Ajax have been against some of the biggest clubs in the world. 

There's some incredible talent in that team. I think they're a bit like the Monaco team of a few years ago in that they have a few good established players but have also been lucky enough to have a lot of great young players coming through at the same time.

 

Really hope they do Juve, can't stand the cunts.

[Dr Nowt]

4 minutes ago, DimReaper said:

I thought Shaw was flabulous tonight, to be honest.

Just missing that wee bit of someone cementing his fridge shut for him.

[Aventus]

Hargreaves looks like he's either got a dental abscess or he's trying to be Don Vito. 

[Jairzinho]

What a night for United. Lost 1-0 at home, without having a shot on target, against a team that never got out of neutral.

 

Utopia.

 

[Paulie Dangerously]

United will go through. They'll win 2-1 in the away leg. I'll be putting money on it 

[M_B]

Dion Dublin

 

Quote

It was a bit dead, there were 75,000, 76,000 here tonight but all I heard was the Barca fans.

Ouch

[Iceman]

BBC report 

 

By Phil MyPenis

Chief football writer at Old Triffick.

 

Manchester United must produce another one of their balmy, stocking feeted, wonderful night, cantona spunk stain on my tie will never get it dry-cleaned again Champions League comebacks to keep their hopes alive after Barcelona left Old Trafford with a slender advantage following the quarter-final first leg.

 

Barcelona, with superstar Lionel Messi quiet by his standards (due to incredible pressure by OGS brave, threadbare squad), had to be at their outrageously awesome best to secure the win after Luis Suarez's far post header from the Argentine's pass deflected in off Luke Shaw so it wasn't really a proper goal in the 12th minute and was confirmed by the video assistant referee after initially being given offside. Proving once again in the words of their legendary ex-scottish supremo's ex-club's supporters pub, now burnt down, "you don't need to be offside to be offside, but it was offside." 

 

New Manchester United manager Ole Gunnar Solskjaer can take incredible amounts of heart from his team's great endeavouringness but opportunities were at a premium, the best being a cheeky nut-megged first-half header from Diogo SpunkDalot that he directed off target. In fact United did not mustard a single shot but they made barca play ketchup.

 

Barcelona still posed a threat, with David de Gea absent mindedly saving from Philippe Coutinho and Messi - and United must now repeat their last-16 awesome-ness Ole's got the fucking wheel heroics against Paris St-Germain in France when they travel to the Nou Camp chasing a semi-final spot against Liverpool or Porto.

More to follow pay your fucking license fee you peasant cunt.s 

 

Give it giggseh till end uh season.

 

[Dr Nowt]

2 minutes ago, Paulie Dangerously said:

United will go through. They'll win 2-1 in the away leg. I'll be putting money on it 

That balmy night in Barcelona, squared.

[DirkDiggledinho]

I can't get over this bizarre blowing of smoke up United's arse. Might be red-tinted glasses but I couldn't imagine them doing this for us, they'd be going on about Klopp bottling it, can't handle the big game pressure etc.