Drugs

[YorkshireRed]

1 minute ago, Gnasher said:

Yeah go on then bang me Rico and adj down for a couple.

Done. What about Numero? I have a certificate in workplace mediation don’t you know. Never used it, this could be an opportunity for me to put these skills into practice and bring peace to the forum. I can also teach him how to spell my name correctly. 

[Dr Nowt]

 

[Numero Veinticinco]

11 minutes ago, YorkshireRed said:

Done. What about Numero? I have a certificate in workplace mediation don’t you know. Never used it, this could be an opportunity for me to put these skills into practice and bring peace to the forum. I can also teach him how to spell my name correctly. 

How to spell your name correctly? When did I misspell your name? 

[A Red]

39 minutes ago, aRdja said:

Of course it is, because you can’t answer my questions. You’ve consistently evaded addressing those points. Maybe if you cared so much about “industrial scale murders” or mass slavery then you should stop using, as opposed to guilt-tripping me for doing the same thing you are.
 

If my posts making fun of centrists upset you (I don’t know why as they have nothing to do with you), then fine, tell me that... but it’d be bit baffling and yep, hypocritical...  when you enjoy attacking politicians (albeit the more left leaning) just as much, if not more than I do. 
 

I honestly don’t understand why you expect so much more of me than you do yourself and other posters here.

All you fucking had to say was "yes I am a hypocrite, I try to buy ethically but I also buy drugs. Until it is legalised I'm guilty of the same hypocrisy as millions of others. Fuck off!"

 

Instead you have revealed teenager qualities 

 

 

[Rico1304]

20 minutes ago, Gnasher said:

Yeah go on then bang me Rico and adj down for a couple.

I’ve retired from both cricket and narcotics. 

[YorkshireRed]

3 minutes ago, Numero said:

How to spell your name correctly? When did I misspell your name? 

It’s all about the letter ‘l’ and how many you use. 

[Numero Veinticinco]

6 minutes ago, YorkshireRed said:

It’s all about the letter ‘l’ and how many you use. 

Righto. How’s the Gardener? 

[YorkshireRed]

17 minutes ago, Numero said:

Righto. How’s the Gardener? 

She’s fine. Sends her regards. 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

47 minutes ago, A Red said:

All you fucking had to say was "yes I am a hypocrite, I try to buy ethically but I also buy drugs. Until it is legalised I'm guilty of the same hypocrisy as millions of others. Fuck off!"

 

Instead you have revealed teenager qualities 

 

 

He get’s teenage kicks right through the night......

[aRdja]

45 minutes ago, Rico1304 said:

I answered the question in my post, 8 people have tried to explain it to you.  I can’t understand it for you.  
 

You pontificate, you deem people who don’t hold the same ‘correct’ political opinions as you as somehow wrong and not as good as you. You put yourself on a pedestal (Christ).  
 

I’m not a hypocrite, I am a selfish old

cunt. I’ve said a million times I’m selfish, and In general don’t care about people I don’t know. 
 

You won’t understand this. No idea why I bothered. 
 

 

I honestly think hat’s all you’ve made up in your head. I don’t think I’ve ever attacked another poster without provocation. One thing I always try to do and ask of other posters is to refrain from making personal attacks and focus on the arguments. However you’re free to think that, and that’s not my issue. The issue is you fail to apply the same standards to yourself as you do to me. You make fun of politicians and public figures much more than I do and for way longer than I have. I’ve barely even posted about politics anymore since the election. Yet you attacked me here for making fun of centrists, saying it’s hypocritical of me to do so... when you do the equivalent more frequently than I do and for way longer than I have. There’s really nothing to “understand” here, it’s just you trying to weasel your way out of this. 

[lifetime fan]

1 hour ago, YorkshireRed said:

My mate has messaged me asking if I want ‘owt’ for tomorrow. He does this so he can buy in bulk and get his own cheaper. I don’t really but it’s easier to say yes. 

 

Our plan tomorrow was to walk up to the local cricket club and offer some support as they attempted to get their first game on after lockdown. They don’t get the biggest crowds and the bar is their only source of income. 

 

Not sure when cocaine became an essential accompaniment to watching village cricket but there you go. 

Maximum 8 players a side and 20 overs.  

[Rico1304]

10 minutes ago, aRdja said:

I honestly think hat’s all you’ve made up in your head. I don’t think I’ve ever attacked another poster without provocation. One thing I always try to do and ask of other posters is to refrain from making personal attacks and focus on the arguments. However you’re free to think that, and that’s not my issue. The issue is you fail to apply the same standards to yourself as you do to me. You make fun of politicians and public figures much more than I do and for way longer than I have. I’ve barely even posted about politics anymore since the election. Yet you attacked me here for making fun of centrists, saying it’s hypocritical of me to do so... when you do the equivalent more frequently than I do and for way longer than I have. There’s really nothing to “understand” here, it’s just you trying to weasel your way out of this. 

You are incapable of basic comprehension.  Completely incapable.  You can’t admit you are wrong, on 2 subjects nearly twenty people have tried to explain why you are wrong. You can’t see it. 
 

Here’s an easy one.  You accused me of lying about using drugs. Yet one the very first page, 5th post down I admitted it. So, were you wrong? 

[Numero Veinticinco]

I don’t think Rico attacked you for making fun of centrists, @aRdja. He stated that you called them all sorts of ridiculous things including that they were vile human beings. If you castigate centrists for being scum and castigate those who dare to use amazon but then buy drugs regularly, which locally is a cut throat business and globally a business of cutting throats, then it rankles as hypocrisy. You’re not stupid, you see this. 
 

Edit: can’t believe I entered into this again. [insert ‘just as I thought I was out’ gif]

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

18 minutes ago, aRdja said:

I honestly think hat’s all you’ve made up in your head. I don’t think I’ve ever attacked another poster without provocation. One thing I always try to do and ask of other posters is to refrain from making personal attacks and focus on the arguments. However you’re free to think that, and that’s not my issue. The issue is you fail to apply the same standards to yourself as you do to me. You make fun of politicians and public figures much more than I do and for way longer than I have. I’ve barely even posted about politics anymore since the election. Yet you attacked me here for making fun of centrists, saying it’s hypocritical of me to do so... when you do the equivalent more frequently than I do and for way longer than I have. There’s really nothing to “understand” here, it’s just you trying to weasel your way out of this. 

 

[YorkshireRed]

8 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

Maximum 8 players a side and 20 overs.  

I don’t think so. It’s just a friendly tomorrow but, as far as I know, it’s 11v11 and 50 overs each. 

[Strontium]

1 hour ago, Numero said:

Not sure why everyone is putting Ardja on a pedestal, to be honest. 

 

That's so he's at eye level with us.

 

 

 

 

 

Sorry ardj.

[VladimirIlyich]

5 minutes ago, Strontium Dog™ said:

 

That's so he's at eye level with us.

 

 

 

 

 

Sorry ardj.

I prefer him where I cant see his trainies.

[Captain Turdseye]

1 hour ago, YorkshireRed said:

My mate has messaged me asking if I want ‘owt’ for tomorrow. He does this so he can buy in bulk and get his own cheaper. I don’t really but it’s easier to say yes. 

 

Our plan tomorrow was to walk up to the local cricket club and offer some support as they attempted to get their first game on after lockdown. They don’t get the biggest crowds and the bar is their only source of income. 

 

Not sure when cocaine became an essential accompaniment to watching village cricket but there you go. 

Are you gonna tell us every Friday that you’re buying gear for the weekend, before spending a large chunk of Saturday posting on here anyway? 
 

When I’m on the sniff I tend to stay away from the main boards and stick to the various WhatsApp groups.

[Numero Veinticinco]

1 minute ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Are you gonna tell us every Friday that you’re buying gear for the weekend, before spending a large chunk of Saturday posting on here anyway? 
 

When I’m on the sniff I tend to stay away from the main boards and stick to the various WhatsApp groups.

I find the laughter more genuine on WhatsApp. 

[Dr Nowt]

Certainly demystifying the way recreational drugs get bought and supplied among friends has been instructive. In case anyone from Victorian Britain (sorry Stringers) is posting on here and wasn’t aware how it works.

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

1 hour ago, YorkshireRed said:

My mate has messaged me asking if I want ‘owt’ for tomorrow. He does this so he can buy in bulk and get his own cheaper. I don’t really but it’s easier to say yes. 

 

Our plan tomorrow was to walk up to the local cricket club and offer some support as they attempted to get their first game on after lockdown. They don’t get the biggest crowds and the bar is their only source of income. 

 

Not sure when cocaine became an essential accompaniment to watching village cricket but there you go. 

Cricket and coke, that’s a fucking no for me Clive. Worst session I had, cousin getting married, I started on the whisky early, took a fat line to straighten us out before heading into the church, where some fucker handed me a camcorder and said film it. Of course we’re a good cat’lic family, so I was stood shaking a camera behind a priest at the back of an altar for an hour going nuts.

[aRdja]

8 minutes ago, Rico1304 said:

You are incapable of basic comprehension.  Completely incapable.  You can’t admit you are wrong, on 2 subjects nearly twenty people have tried to explain why you are wrong. You can’t see it. 
 

Here’s an easy one.  You accused me of lying about using drugs. Yet one the very first page, 5th post down I admitted it. So, were you wrong? 

This is you trying to weasel your way out of this. Anyone reading your disgustingly sanctimonious rant about me would’ve mistaken you for a teetotaller. The difference is unlike you I’ve never given anyone a lecture or guilt-tripped anyone about it. 

[YorkshireRed]

8 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Are you gonna tell us every Friday that you’re buying gear for the weekend, before spending a large chunk of Saturday posting on here anyway? 
 

When I’m on the sniff I tend to stay away from the main boards and stick to the various WhatsApp groups.

Always waiting to pounce. Quite reassuring in a way. I’ve done it the last two Fridays but who knows what the future holds. I might have been invited to attend a Forum aligned WhatsApp group by then. 

[Captain Turdseye]

2 minutes ago, YorkshireRed said:

Always waiting to pounce.

Eh? How many of your posts have I engaged with since you came back, you twerp? Two?

 

Fucking hell. 

[Rico1304]

1 minute ago, aRdja said:

This is you trying to weasel your way out of this. Anyone reading your disgustingly sanctimonious rant about me would’ve mistaken you for a teetotaller. The difference is unlike you I’ve never given anyone a lecture or guilt-tripped anyone about it. 

See - nothing?  Completely unable to acknowledge it.  Is it syndrome?  Must be.  
 

This time I’m out for good.  In the style of the Budweiser advert ‘WhatsAppppppppppp’