Man Utd (H), 8pm, 17/10/16 - Montag Nacht Fußball

[Jim MM]

A draw would be a disappointment. It's a cliche but the key to the league is beating the shite teams, especially at home.

[Joe Strummer]

A draw would be a disappointment. It's a cliche but the key to the league is beating the shite teams, especially at home.

And not losing to your rivals.

[Jim MM]

And not losing to your rivals.

Yeah, fair point. Technically they're still in with a shout.

[Barnesey]

Be nice to Nil 'em.

 

Be nice to Nil anyone

[Total Longo]

Hate the bastards but hate their inbred fans even more. A repeat of the game in March would be just fine but a draw is not exactly a bad result. A night game in a fixture like this should help us more than it does them.

 

How come? Ale/atmosphere?

 

I'm genuinely surprised at the amount of people saying a draw would be a good result. The only good result at home against these is 3pts. End of. 

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

My united supporting mate is absolutely certain we'll beat them. This makes me more worried to be honest.

[Xherdan]

You be absolutely certain that they will lump high balls in on top of Karius/Mignolet with Ibrahimovic and Fellani almost certain to start it will be our ability to deal with this which will determine the outcome. Going forward we will do some damage, I just hope its enough!

[diamondjoe]

Mourinhos had 2 weeks to stew over this one. He fucking loves putting one over us the slimy bastard. I'd take a draw now.

[njackets]

There's going to be fucking murder in town with these before and after the game.

[Lario]

I hope they batter us for 93 minutes.

 

Then Sturridge blatantly dives from an offside position, winning us a penalty and getting De Gea sent off. They've used all their subs, so Fellaini has to go in goal. Milner steps up and sends Screech the wrong way. Screech, in turn, pops his collarbone on landing, and is out until March. Mourinho's bellend explodes with rage, Jurgen starts riffing "Smoke on the water", and dry ice rolls down the new stand onto the pitch.

 

Or 5-0 to us. Whichever like.

[Ne Moe Imya]

My united supporting mate is absolutely certain we'll beat them. This makes me more worried to be honest.

 

This is one of those games where I'm just worried that the script will be flipped in exactly the way you're talking about.

 

I read somewhere that Ibrahimovic is top of the "statistically due a goal" chart, so he'll probably score against us.  Pogba as well, knowing how fate can be.  Probably off a corner or free kick.

 

Meanwhile we've been destroying teams, so we'll probably have one of those one-off games where you dominate and don't win.  Just batter them for 90 minutes and come away 0-2 losers due to de Gea and the post.  Anyway, I'm not feeling confident at all at the moment, which is odd considering the kind of form we've been in.

[Herp McDerp]

We'll lose 1-0. Probably go down to ten men too.

[Jairzinho]

We'll beat them about 4-1/5-1.

[Herp McDerp]

We'll beat them about 4-1/5-1.

If we lose I'm flying over, burning your house down and curling one out on your great great grand aunt's grave.

[an tha]

Can't help but feel all this stuff in the media about Shrek and now it seems him being dropped by Ingerlund for their game this week is gonna end up biting us on the arse on Monday...

[setreal]

Phil Jones hattrick I'm afraid.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Zlatan will be the big danger.  Real test for LovTip

[Bellflower]

I HATE them. Really HATE them.

 

I can vividly remember the 77 Cup Final where they fucking robbed us blind, fluking a winner, deflected off McCari's fat fucking arse.

 

I was 7 at the time and immediately after the final whistle I went outside and tore down my little orange tent in the front garden.

 

I've wanted those shite bastards to lose every single game they've played since 1976. I HATE the shithouses and hope and expect us to fucking crucify the bent cunts.

Driving back after that game and a car in front had a tied down  bed frame come off its roof in front of me, couldn't be bothered to miss it so matchsticked it . Wednesday after made up for it though............ 

[Boss]

Anthony Taylor from Manchester is the referee for the game.

[Jairzinho]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/36075347

 

There appears to be zero consistency. The cunt was born about five miles from their ground.

[Einch]

From Manchester you say? Well I never.

[Arl arse]

Anthony Taylor from Manchester is the referee for the game.

  

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/36075347

 

There appears to be zero consistency. The cunt was born about five miles from their ground.

What the actual fuck?

[an tha]

As Scudamore said “When your most popular club isn’t doing as well, that costs you interest and audience in some places".....

 

Us giving them a good hiding wouldn't be good for the 'product'- step up agent Taylor...

[lebron]

Is Taylor the one who was in charge in 13/14 against city away?

[manwiththestick]

Anthony Taylor from Manchester is the referee for the game.

Howard Webb wasn't from Manchester, look how that turned out.