little things that annoy the shit out of you

[Preston Red]

Having to visit the grandson every Friday while he's at the age of going to nursery and picking up every fucking illness going.

 

No prizes for guessing who the little cunt has given tonsillitis to.

[easytoslip]

17 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Come on then, who is the darts bastard then? Is he Aussie? 

Martin Adams or Wolfie, never heard of him until yesterday when i heard him alright, and friends. 

[Bjornebye]

4 minutes ago, easytoslip said:

Martin Adams or Wolfie, never heard of him until yesterday when i heard him alright, and friends. 

Strikes me as quite arrogant but probably sound. 

[easytoslip]

6 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Strikes me as quite arrogant but probably sound. 

Yeah they were alright, i just dont get loudness though I'll stay in next time so as to avoid. 

[Bjornebye]

11 minutes ago, easytoslip said:

Yeah they were alright, i just dont get loudness though I'll stay in next time so as to avoid. 

At least you don't live near this fucker

 

 

 

[easytoslip]

8 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

At least you don't live near this fucker

 

 

 

Good grief, thank fuck. 

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, easytoslip said:

Good grief, thank fuck. 

hahahahahaha 

[Bobby Hundreds]

New channel 5 programme "Council House swap" some bad nobhead poverty porn channel that is. They also have a makeover show on new kitchens and bathrooms but show you the end fucking result at the beginning of the programme and sometimes during it. God I hate channel 5 its fucking terrible. We need to half the shit that gets created right across the board.

[VladimirIlyich]

35 minutes ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

New channel 5 programme "Council House swap" some bad nobhead poverty porn channel that is. They also have a makeover show on new kitchens and bathrooms but show you the end fucking result at the beginning of the programme and sometimes during it. God I hate channel 5 its fucking terrible. We need to half the shit that gets created right across the board.

From Only Fools and Horses to Fools who Own Horses. What a difference.

[Creator Supreme]

Channel 4 is getting as bad - Marriage at first sight, one night stand. Fucking disgrace.

[Elite]

This time of year when councils are trying to use up their budgets so you end up with roadworks on every fucking street.

[Bjornebye]

19 minutes ago, Elite said:

This time of year when councils are trying to use up their budgets so you end up with roadworks on every fucking street that doesn't need it and ignoring the streets that need actual work and someone with half a brain to solve a problem.

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[dockers_strike]

18 minutes ago, Elite said:

This time of year when councils are trying to use up their budgets so you end up with roadworks on every fucking street.

Yeah, happens many public sector bodies. I remember years ago when I worked for the DHSS / DSS, we always had to do a section review end of January and look for ways to spend up to the annual budget cut off by end of March to preserve next year's budget allowance.

 

I always thought it was a bonkers way to run PS finance.

[Pureblood]

1 hour ago, Elite said:

This time of year when councils are trying to use up their budgets so you end up with roadworks on every fucking street.

 

Elite: "What are you doing to the street? I know how this works." 

[Harry Squatter]

On 23/03/2022 at 22:33, Elite said:

This time of year when councils are trying to use up their budgets so you end up with roadworks on every fucking street.

Not the council but my entire street looks like it has been carpet bombed as our gas pipes were all getting refitted. It's blatantly an excuse to use up their budgets as some of the work has been completely unnecessary and wouldn't have been done under any normal business model. They've scratched a few neighbours flagging and have instantly replaced it with brand new flagging with no one coming out to inspect it or see whether they can justify replacing them. 

 

They all fuck off at 3.00 on the dot regardless of any job that needs completing so they can get an extra days work out of it. 

[VladimirIlyich]

On 23/03/2022 at 22:55, dockers_strike said:

Yeah, happens many public sector bodies. I remember years ago when I worked for the DHSS / DSS, we always had to do a section review end of January and look for ways to spend up to the annual budget cut off by end of March to preserve next year's budget allowance.

 

I always thought it was a bonkers way to run PS finance.

Fuckin tories still cut it anyway. 

[Bobby Hundreds]

Any tv show that consists of a "celebrity" dragging their mum or dad along. "Ooh look at our relationship... were quirky" you're cunts! But not worse than the people making this constant stream of shite.

[Mike D]

The phrase “elf an safety would have a field day.”
Boring cunts commenting on photos of old working practices.

[Trumo]

On 23/03/2022 at 22:53, Bjornebye said:

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[littletedwest]

People in supermarkets. Stopping randomly in front of you,  blocking aisles,  searching for something and stopping anyone else using that section, walking like a heavily sedated octogenarian, queuing for ages but not getting out your money.

[Mudface]

3 minutes ago, littletedwest said:

People in supermarkets. Stopping randomly in front of you,  blocking aisles,  searching for something and stopping anyone else using that section, walking like a heavily sedated octogenarian, queuing for ages but not getting out your money.

The ones who treat it as some sort of social occasion and gather in groups around the entrance to aisles, trolleys all over the place, talking shite to each other while their cunt kids run around making the blockage even worse... Those people can fucking burn. 

[Mike D]

Pinterest.

[dockers_strike]

Supermarket shelf pricing saying 'get 2 for 1 on this item!' then when you zap the products with the barcode reader, it shows full price for each and you have to go to the Customer Service desk to get it corrected.

 

Makes you wonder how many folk go through the normal check outs and dont realise they've actually paid 1 for 1 on the relevant items.

[Captain Willard]

Fussy binmen. They’re like the fucking Taliban in Epsom, checking through your green bin for ‘contamination’ then refusing to take it away. Back on the day you could put anything in the bin, my dad once threw away an engine block from an old Cortina, no questions asked. Not anymore. 

[Bjornebye]

3 minutes ago, Captain Willard said:

Fussy binmen. They’re like the fucking Taliban in Epsom, checking through your green bin for ‘contamination’ then refusing to take it away. Back on the day you could put anything in the bin, my dad once threw away an engine block from an old Cortina, no questions asked. Not anymore. 

They're looking for the bodies