Kate Middleton

[Chris]

I'm actually starting to think Future YerMag' is fitter then her sister. She has the whole 'treat me like a classy lady then wallop me like a filthy cum slut' thing going on. Especially now she's had a kid.

 

Says the new father.

[Bjornebye]

 

Look. Kate wins. That much is true. She seems to be as close to the perfect girlfriend you can get. Pretty, great body, stylish, seems like a genuinely nice person (although she could well be a right royal cunt so i'm assuming) and you would never tire of potting the pink or brown with her. Pippa is different. Pippa is the sister that has that jealous streak and 5 years after being married to Kate, Pippa would drunkenly come onto you at a family party in a quiet room with lemon walls and a bookcase in and tell you she has always wanted to fuck you. Nothing would happen then (apart from the guilty erection) and the next day she will simply avoid eye contact but make no point of apologising to you. This would only increase the sexual attraction from your side and you will be itching for the next tim you are drunk together to ask her "did you really mean it?" "how long have you wanted to?" and "have you ever played with yourself over it?" . You start shagging Kate but then picture her sister which leads to rougher sex for the wife. Inevitably Pippa ends up on the end of your cock, likely bent over a wine rack of some sort. Over very quickly and instantly you feel the guilt and more importantly, the fear. Pippa now has one over you and worst of all, she is the type of slippery evil cunt who would use that with no regard for your marriage just to put the spotlight on her which has been taken for most of her life by pretty Kate. 

 

Not worth it lads. 

[Kevin D]

 

Look. Kate wins. That much is true. She seems to be as close to the perfect girlfriend you can get. Pretty, great body, stylish, seems like a genuinely nice person (although she could well be a right royal cunt so i'm assuming) and you would never tire of potting the pink or brown with her. Pippa is different. Pippa is the sister that has that jealous streak and 5 years after being married to Kate, Pippa would drunkenly come onto you at a family party in a quiet room with lemon walls and a bookcase in and tell you she has always wanted to fuck you. Nothing would happen then (apart from the guilty erection) and the next day she will simply avoid eye contact but make no point of apologising to you. This would only increase the sexual attraction from your side and you will be itching for the next tim you are drunk together to ask her "did you really mean it?" "how long have you wanted to?" and "have you ever played with yourself over it?" . You start shagging Kate but then picture her sister which leads to rougher sex for the wife. Inevitably Pippa ends up on the end of your cock, likely bent over a wine rack of some sort. Over very quickly and instantly you feel the guilt and more importantly, the fear. Pippa now has one over you and worst of all, she is the type of slippery evil cunt who would use that with no regard for your marriage just to put the spotlight on her which has been taken for most of her life by pretty Kate. 

 

Not worth it lads.

 

You know me far too well.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Says the new father.

Going to apply for a Google 'forget me' order when she gets her first internet enabled device

[Section_31]

Kate is ten times prettier, Pippa looks like a divorced GP.

[Kevin D]

Very shrewd piece of business.

[Kevin D]

On 07/08/2014 at 16:53, Section_31 said:

Kate is ten times prettier, Pippa looks like a divorced GP.

Outstanding.

[KMD7]

[Leyton388]

I'd finger her. 

[Mike D]

Another TLW thread is called “Would you shag the queen?”

 

 

 

Waits.

 

[johnsusername]

William is well punching above his weight, in the looks department anyway. 

[manwiththestick]

22 minutes ago, johnsusername said:

William is well punching above his weight, in the looks department anyway. 

Yeah, I wonder what attracted her to him.

[littletedwest]

She's apparently had surgery which leads to a 10 day hospital stay.

Seems a long time in hospital for someone so young. My mum had a replacement heart valve ( she already had one) which involved open heart surgery and stopping her heart. She was 67 at the time and out within 6 days.

[Gnasher]

17 minutes ago, littletedwest said:

She's apparently had surgery which leads to a 10 day hospital stay.

Seems a long time in hospital for someone so young. My mum had a replacement heart valve ( she already had one) which involved open heart surgery and stopping her heart. She was 67 at the time and out within 6 days.

 

I thought the same, does seem a long time. They just announced Jug Ears is also going into hospital for treatment.

 

I blame Harry and Megan. All the worries they've caused. 

[littletedwest]

They said it was planned but all her engagements were cancelled they also said which contradicts the first statement. 

[TD_LFC]

Replacement Lizard surgery.

[Creator Supreme]

They've said planned abdominal surgery, and not cancer related.

 

I'll bet a pound to a pinch of shit that it's a hysterectomy for something like Endometriosis.

 

She's in her 40's, she's got 3 kids so likely her family is complete, so if she has suffered with that kind of gynaecological problem it makes sense.

 

Either that or she's gone in for vaginal tightening as she wants her fanny to squeak like that Cundy bint!

 

Dr Supreme, News at Ten, Canny Farm.

[Section_31]

1 hour ago, littletedwest said:

She's apparently had surgery which leads to a 10 day hospital stay.

Seems a long time in hospital for someone so young. My mum had a replacement heart valve ( she already had one) which involved open heart surgery and stopping her heart. She was 67 at the time and out within 6 days.

 

They kick you out the NHS though before you're ready, private hospitals it's feet up until you're better, Ben & Jerry's and hand jobs from Thai nurses.

[Carradona]

Fuck every last one of them creatures. 

[Bruce Spanner]

Just now, Carradona said:

Fuck every last one of them creatures. 

 

Even Camilla?

 

Ya dirty sod!

[Bjornebye]

5 hours ago, littletedwest said:

She's apparently had surgery which leads to a 10 day hospital stay.

Seems a long time in hospital for someone so young. My mum had a replacement heart valve ( she already had one) which involved open heart surgery and stopping her heart. She was 67 at the time and out within 6 days.

 

Probably getting a face transplant to look like Rose Hanbury 

[Creator Supreme]

3 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

 

Probably getting a face transplant to look like Rose Hanbury 

Maybe she's been having an 'appendage' fitted if Wills likes that sort of thing.

[Bjornebye]

Just now, Creator Supreme said:

Maybe she's been having an 'appendage' fitted if Wills likes that sort of thing.

 

Yeah, one of the two. 

[Chip Butty]

Tit implants and a vigazzle tuck and polish, apparently. 
 

it’d be boss if she rocked out with a proper set of spartan missiles, straight out, no messing, gravity defying - get in there! 

[cloggypop]

12 hours ago, Gnasher said:

 

I thought the same, does seem a long time. They just announced Jug Ears is also going into hospital for treatment.

 

I blame Harry and Megan. All the worries they've caused. 

 

Maybe they are removing the racism from the pair.