Kate Middleton

[General Dryness]

So you've considered the fact that you'll get to see William's bare arse bobbing up and down for about thirty seconds before he spunks his load?

 

I doubt I'd be focussing on it too much. I'd be transfixed by Kates royal clunge of perfection. Anyway, unless you only watch lesbian porn, in every bongo movie you're going to see blokes arses, and ballbags swinging around. See past it to the main event.

[dennis tooth]

Errrr..............

 

Fuck it. C@reful!!!

 

Chinese Eat Baby Soup for Sex - LIBRARY OF MOST CONTROVERSIAL FILES

[moof]

Name the child "Quintus".

 

Jupiters cock!

[Bob]

Not that bothered but wish em all the best...

 

For me though the name surely must be something that is a name thats all thats great in British history...

 

KEITH!

 

Moon

Floyd

Richards

Flint

 

To name but 4!

 

It's been a long night, and my view of the text on my phone is slightly blurred, but...

 

I clearly stopped paying attention while reading your list of Keith's as I read out in my head, moon, floyd, Harris.

[Clowes]

She's now thinking of all the benefits she can scrounge after she divorces him and takes him to the cleaners.

 

Just love all the mental old biddies yapping on about they've never been so excited in all their lives at the news of the royal birth. I hate subservient cap doffing people more than I hate the royals and the conservatives.

[The Special One]

[Anny Road]

Does anyone else find it a bit strange that they announced this change in Royal succession while Middleton was pregnant. Meaning if the sprog was a girl she would still be 3rd in line. Great modernising by the royals and good PR.

 

Low and behold it's a boy meaning for the first time in hundreds of years the next three generations of heirs are all in place and all conveniently male.

I find it hard to believe that the palace had not had the doctors check out the sex of the unborn child even purely for planning reasons.

[Liverpool lad]

 

Words fail me

[Magic Sponge]

I can't wait for Wills to walk down the drive way of Kensington Palace, stop in front of the assembled world media and hold up a nappy smothered in green shit, like Its the World Cup.

[ChrisM]

Low and behold it's a boy meaning for the first time in hundreds of years the next three generations of heirs are all in place and all conveniently male.

 

Er, I'm not sure how to word this without sounding a little bit condescending, but you are aware that, er, the Queen is a lass, right?

[Moctezuma]

Glad they've all pissed off outside the hospital now it was a right pain in the backside trying to get into QEQM. Some twerps were sat there for about a week in their Union Jack outfits.

 

I'm somewhat indifferent about the royals but when coming into contact with them even in a slight manner you become aware of how ludicrous the entire edifice is. The amount of police resources that were wasted was extraordinary there were minibuses full of officers doing fuck all for 10 days in advance of the tax payers money sponging neonate popping out.

Also why on earth the queen needs a £5m increase in her budget when everyone else in the country is getting bummed is beyond me.

[Pureblood]

I'd imagine she'll pop another one out in the hope that it's a boy in case something happens to sprog #1. Then it'll be death by paparazzi/tunnel chase.

[Champ]

Er, I'm not sure how to word this without sounding a little bit condescending, but you are aware that, er, the Queen is a lass, right?

 

And the heir to the throne (I cant believe I'm writing this nonsense) is Charles and assuming he becomes king, his son, becomes the next heir and assuming he becomes king, the next in line is now his son, whatever his name is going to be. 3 males. As Andy just said

[Moctezuma]

The media have defined her role as a clothes horse/human grow bag. She's fulfilled both of those now but don’t expect her to have many microphones shoved in her face to find out her views.

 

Though as someone who reckons we should get rid of the monarchy I couldn’t give a shit what that bunch of entitled parasites think.

[Bjornebye]

Not that bothered but wish em all the best...

 

For me though the name surely must be something that is a name thats all thats great in British history...

 

KEITH!

 

Moon

Floyd

Richards

Flint

 

To name but 4!

 

Chegwin

[General Dryness]

Penelope.

[ChrisM]

And the heir to the throne (I cant believe I'm writing this nonsense) is Charles and assuming he becomes king, his son, becomes the next heir and assuming he becomes king, the next in line is now his son, whatever his name is going to be. 3 males. As Andy just said

 

Wow, thanks for that!

 

I had no idea!

[Champ]

 

Wow' date=' thanks for that!

 

I had no idea![/quote']

 

*Considers replying* Oh, never mind....lost in translation somewhere

[Pony Princess]

I've got this mental image of the royal guards cheering Wills through his wedding night a lá the Red Wedding in aGoT. Smash 'er lad!

 

Now, will the lovely Kate be going for some vaginoplasty to repair the damage? Our sources say, yes.

[Dr Nowt]

 

"Jesus, that looks like a ripped-out fireplace. Your Royal Highness."

[Red Soul]

Could have got 11/8 on a boy at corals.

[Dr Nowt]

I'm just upset it didn't burst from her chest cavity, morph into a Godzilla style lizard and lay waste to vast tracts of London, having torn off Kay Burley's face as it exited the hospital through the nearest wall. That might have warranted the never ending media coverage.

[Section_31]

Fuck me pink.

 

 

 

 

 

 

[KMD7]

My word

[Fugitive]

She would get royally fucked. Be a shame when they decide she needs a car crash.