Shit dinners that are actually ace

[Simbo]

Every so often I really cant be assed to cook a proper dinner so I end up slapping any old crap together. Usually with amazing results.

 

My latest masterpiece is pasta, cheese sauce and sausages.

 

Not so long ago I also came up with the curliest wurliest dinner of all time. It was turkey twizzlers, curly fries and spaghetti hoops.

 

Awesome.

[Sapiosexual]

One of my flat mates swears by Super Noodles, tinned meat balls and half a can of tuna chunks. The dirty bastard.

 

He's from St. Helens too, probably explains it.

[Fowlers God]

Jacket Potatoes.

 

When ever Mrs FG says I have them for dinner something inside me dies. Its a real kick in the bollocks, for me dinner should contain some kind of meat.

 

Then I eat it and thoroughly fucking enjoy em!

[Paulie Dangerously]

Chips and beans. Simple but effective

[Deepz]

Where did you get turkey twizzlers from?!

[Duncan Clench]

Fish finger sandwiches.

[silverlining]

Jacket Potatoes.

 

When ever Mrs FG says I have them for dinner something inside me dies. Its a real kick in the bollocks, for me dinner should contain some kind of meat.

 

Then I eat it and thoroughly fucking enjoy em!

 

There's nothing "shit" about baked potatoes!

 

They're boss. Jacket spud, cheese melted onto it, topped off by beans.

 

Winning Dinner.

[odris]

Chicago Town microwave pizza's, you know what I'm talking about.

[Bobby Hundreds]

Fish fingers, beans, mash and tinned tomatoes. It's sublime the right amount of crunchy with the right amount of slop plus it makes for awesome butties and leaves enough juice to mop up with bread that its third only to a full English and Scouse in the bread mopping up stakes.

 

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[sir roger]

Wife was out on Saturday so I looked in the fridge & decided on Faggots,sausage,chips & mushy peas. Not much healthy or fancy about it, but it was gorgeous.

[RedinSweden]

Egg and chips. Lovely.

[Antynwa]

I once had Yorkshire Puddings during a chinese banquet

[Fowlers God]

There's nothing "shit" about baked potatoes!

 

They're boss. Jacket spud, cheese melted onto it, topped off by beans.

 

Winning Dinner.

 

If you are going to do that then you need to add grated cheese, a mature cheddar and a red Leicester to the beans while cooking, with pepper and some tabasco sauce. When on your paotatoe you then need to add more cheese.*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yep thats why I am so fat!

[Simbo]

When I first moved out and was short on cash I used to live on Admirals Pie and a whole tin of baked beans.

 

A plate of sloppy awesomeness.

[RedinSweden]

If you are going to do that then you need to add grated cheese, a mature cheddar and a red Leicester to the beans while cooking, with pepper and some tabasco sauce. When on your paotatoe you then need to add more cheese.*

 

 

Yep thats why I am so fat!

 

With cumberland fingers?

[.PsEatMyShorts.]

Turkey dinosaurs, chips and beans oh yes

[Carvalho Diablo]

I've never had a faggot...

[Trumo]

I once had Yorkshire Puddings during a chinese banquet

 

I've heard of them. I think they're called Ee Ba Gum.

[RJ Fan club]

Like RiS, I'm a big fan of Egg and Chips for a shit dinner/tea. Bang some fruity HP on that, winner.

 

But my favourite is probably Sausage Roll (freshly cooked out of the freezer, not from the bakers and re-heated), Chips and Beans. Not had that in years, I will do it again at some point.

[RedinSweden]

Like RiS i'm a big fan of Egg and Chips for a shit dinner/tea. Bang some fruity HP on that, winner.

 

But my favourite is probably Sausage Roll (freshly cooked out of the freezer, not from the bakers and re-heated), Chips and Beans. Not had that in years, I will do it again at some point.

 

It's my daughter's favourite meal. fried egg, fried potatoes and HP. I couldn't be more proud of her.

[silverlining]

Like RiS, I'm a big fan of Egg and Chips for a shit dinner/tea. Bang some fruity HP on that, winner.

 

 

I had ham, egg and chips for lunch the other day in the baking sunshine. For some reason, I default to egg and chips when it's really, really hot, probably due to package holidays to Spain when I was a kid, and that's all I would eat for lunch.

[Xherdan]

Mashed Spuds, cold beans and tinned corned beef. Awesome.

[RJ Fan club]

I had ham, egg and chips for lunch the other day in the baking sunshine. For some reason, I default to egg and chips when it's really, really hot, probably due to package holidays to Spain when I was a kid, and that's all I would eat for lunch.

 

I think it was mandatory for package holidays in Spain (Circa 1980's) to include the consumption of Egg and Chips, washed down with a brew and two sugars. I think its was either EEC law back then or it was the official British response to Delors being Finance Minister I think.

[silverlining]

Mashed Spuds, cold beans and tinned corned beef. Awesome.

 

Why didn't you warm the beans up? WHHHHHYYYYYYYYYY?

 

There's no reason for NOT doing it, unless you're eating in a hydrogen-filled hot-air balloon and the only heating device you have to hand is a large blow-torch.

 

Which is unlikely on so many levels.

[Pony Princess]

Fish fingers twix't cheese on toast. Thats what I'm gonna have before the match tonight