Shit dinners that are actually ace

[silverlining]

Fish fingers twix't cheese on toast. Thats what I'm gonna have before the match tonight

 

Twix't? Twix't?

 

Gadzooks, what part of the 18th century are you from?

[Pony Princess]

Twix't? Twix't?

 

Gadzooks, what part of the 18th century are you from?

 

Sorry, I meant do a cheese on toast lad then slap the fish fingers in that. Its pyar nice.

[Trumo]

And there's me thinking it was a typo, and he was actually putting a Twix in that sandwich too.

[Mendoza]

Asda 2 quid chicken bhunas.

[Pony Princess]

[silverlining]

And there's me thinking it was a typo, and he was actually putting a Twix in that sandwich too.

 

It's certainly not the sort of language one is used to seeing on a Liverpool FC website messageboard. Maybe the TLW equivalent in 1730 would have been jam-packed with threads like:

 

"Forsooth, I would play Gerrard betwixt Suarez and Caroll"

 

"Gadzooks, Lucas is playing like a befuddled chinaman!"

[Xherdan]

I got the tip on cold beans from my mate John Wayne. I eat beans straight from the tin because I am incredibly fucking hard.

[Tom R]

I was once in come poncey restaurant. you know the type - nothing under £30 per main course, all served with some form of fucking froth or "jus" and all that gubbins.

 

I just wasn't feeling it at all and asked the head waiter if he'd asked the chef if he'd cook me egg and chips!

 

...And he did! ...And it was the best fucking egg and chips I've ever tasted in my shitty life.

 

Charged me £18.95 for 'em though, the cunt!

[silverlining]

I got the tip on cold beans from my mate John Wayne. I eat beans straight from the tin because I am incredibly fucking hard.

 

But you've made mash! You must have used some kind of heating implement to make the mash! So what you're saying is that you had the option of heating the beans up, but CHOSE NOT TO.

 

What kind of person does that?

[Xherdan]

I was once in come poncey restaurant. you know the type - nothing under £30 per main course, all served with some form of fucking froth or "jus" and all that gubbins.

 

I just wasn't feeling it at all and asked the head waiter if he'd asked the chef if he'd cook me egg and chips!

 

...And he did! ...And it was the best fucking egg and chips I've ever tasted in my shitty life.

 

Charged me £18.95 for 'em though, the cunt!

 

 

 

Uncouth Ruffian.

[Carvalho Diablo]

But you've made mash! You must have used some kind of heating implement to make the mash! So what you're saying is that you had the option of heating the beans up, but CHOSE NOT TO.

 

What kind of person does that?

 

Post no. 31, you know what you've gone and done don't you....

[Xherdan]

But you've made mash! You must have used some kind of heating implement to make the mash! So what you're saying is that you had the option of heating the beans up, but CHOSE NOT TO.

 

What kind of person does that?

 

 

 

The hotness of the mash combined with the coldness of beans, makes a spud and beans pile-up of perfect temperature. What makes this dish particularly special is that you can then pile the spud and beans on top of the corned beef wedge on every fork full.

[silverlining]

I was once in come poncey restaurant. you know the type - nothing under £30 per main course, all served with some form of fucking froth or "jus" and all that gubbins.

 

I just wasn't feeling it at all and asked the head waiter if he'd asked the chef if he'd cook me egg and chips!

 

...And he did! ...And it was the best fucking egg and chips I've ever tasted in my shitty life.

 

Charged me £18.95 for 'em though, the cunt!

 

"Oh, look at me in this poncey restaurant! Haha! But so ALTERNATIVE am I, so rebellious, a man who GOES HIS OWN WAY, that I will refuse to eat anything from the painstakingly constructed menu, and instead ask the talented chef to make me egg and chips!

 

YES! YOU HEARD ME! EGG! AND! CHIPS!

 

No poncey restaurant can make me adhere to rules, human decency, basic politeness and societal norms, for I AM A TOTAL CUNT"

 

 

You deserved to be charged double that. For being a total cunt. Actually, you're a parody of a total cunt. Which is worse.

And I hope he jizzed on the egg, too.

[Pony Princess]

And I hope he jizzed on the egg, too.

 

Does that count as bestiality?

[silverlining]

Post no. 31, you know what you've gone and done don't you....

 

Er.....no?

[Trumo]

Does that count as bestiality?

 

No, but your username does!

[Pony Princess]

No, but your username does!

 

Kudos, thats a reppin'.

 

My pre-match meal turned out to be:

Fishfingers on toast with a slice of Jahlberg cheese and some chicken korma i'd made ages ago and frozen

 

Worked out well

[RoboRiise]

 

Just that, straight out of the tin with a spoon. Actually the spoon is optional.

 

Pie butty with chips and HP sauce is also a winner.

[The-Sir]

Chicago Town microwave pizza's, you know what I'm talking about.

 

Ever had a Chicago Town pizza sandwich? Throw a pizza in between two slices of bread. Fucking EXCELLENT.

 

Also Pot Noodle buttie!

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Chicken Super Noodle and HP Sauce butties. Has to be on Warburtons Toastie bread though.

[Mathewbet1]

chicken and mushroom Pukka pie butty, brown sauce.

 

If youve never tried a pie butty you should.

[odris]

 

Just that, straight out of the tin with a spoon. Actually the spoon is optional.

 

Pie butty with chips and HP sauce is also a winner.

 

Rice pudding straight out of the tin is the only way I know how, my grandad used to give me it when I was little and I have always had it that way since, refuse to heat it up.

[Tom R]

"Oh, look at me in this poncey restaurant! Haha! But so ALTERNATIVE am I, so rebellious, a man who GOES HIS OWN WAY, that I will refuse to eat anything from the painstakingly constructed menu, and instead ask the talented chef to make me egg and chips!

 

YES! YOU HEARD ME! EGG! AND! CHIPS!

 

No poncey restaurant can make me adhere to rules, human decency, basic politeness and societal norms, for I AM A TOTAL CUNT"

 

 

You deserved to be charged double that. For being a total cunt. Actually, you're a parody of a total cunt. Which is worse.

And I hope he jizzed on the egg, too.

 

Hmm.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Rice pudding straight out of the tin is the only way I know how, my grandad used to give me it when I was little and I have always had it that way since, refuse to heat it up.

 

Explains a lot.

[RedinSweden]

Inspired by this thread I had fried eggs, chips and white bread and butter for tea. Mrs RiS nicked half of it having said she didn't want any. I predicted this and made double.

 

I win.