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  1. Simbo

    Keeley Hazell Calendar 2009.

    I remember her BJ video well! Studied it a lot back in the day….for science of course.
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    Steven Gerrard - Aston Villa Manager

    I can see it now…Graham Potter as manager and Patrick Bamford playing up top.
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    Bitcoin and other Crypto...

    My sister put 400 AUD into Shiba Inu about 3 months ago. She hit 4500 a few days ago although that dropped to 3200 yesterday. I find the whole crypto thing fascinating. It’s all luck whether you back a winner or not but there’s money to be made that’s for sure.
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    Bitcoin and other Crypto...

    Put £250 in Safemoon on Wednesday. Just hit £700. Nice.
  5. When I was on my 20s (I’m 41 now) I played against a 40 year old ex-New Zealand international. He ran rings round us and made me realise just how good the top level pros must be.
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    Tory Cabinet Thread

    Literally happened 2 mins down the road from me! Operated on ‘on-site’ but hasn’t been moved for 2.5 hours. Doesn’t sound good.
  7. Your homemade beans have got cumin? Dirty bastard.
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    Emre Can

    I hope his tea bag splits the next time he’s making a brew and he spends a minute or two trying to fish out the leaves before deciding his attempts are futile and he has to restart the tea making process all over again.
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    Adverts you hate.

    Can’t remember if I’ve already posted it on here or not…..even if I have it’s worth another mention. Those fucking Nationwide adverts where someone is spouting some god awful ‘poem’ or whatever it is you want to call it. Cringeworthy bollocks.
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    Cheese v Beans

    Beans in the omelette? I’m intrigued……however surely you could just put a big dollop of them on the side and still enjoy the glorious bean juice too? Cheesy omelette and juicy beans. Wonderful.
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    Summer 2021 transfer thread.

    Even Klopp can be wrong sometimes. Doesn’t the story go that he needed convincing about Salah? Bamford is in his peak years and has found his level. A striker for a team in the mid to bottom half of the Premier League.
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    Summer 2021 transfer thread.

    But Salah + Jota also had a 3rd more touches than Bamford. Bamford was terrible yesterday…it’s exactly the same every time I’ve seen him play. I admire your perseverance but if you think the level Bamford plays at is that of a top player than you need to reevaluate your standards I’m afraid.
  13. Woah there. You’re doing a great injustice to a certain Patrick Bamford.
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    Summer 2021 transfer thread.

    He’s a professional footballer so I’d hope to see some decent clips in a highlight reel spanning what looks like most of his career to date. If you pieced together my best goals from Monday 5-a-side I’d look pretty decent too. I’ve only ever seen Bamford play when Leeds are on TV and he can go from the sublime to ridiculous in a single 90 mins. I’ve seen balls bounce off him that should have stuck, miss numerous sitters and then he’ll go and score a cracker. There’s nothing you can say or show me that will convince me that he’s anywhere near good enough for us. His career numbers and the fact he’s never been linked to a ‘big’ club should be proof enough.
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    Summer 2021 transfer thread.

    Double post
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    Summer 2021 transfer thread.

    All players at an age where they were about to hit their peak and had already shown plenty of potential during their careers. Bamford has been loaned from club to club and looked like a bit of a donkey. He is also days away from turning 28 so is presumably in the middle of his ‘peak’ years. Jimenez is 30 years old and is only just returning from a potential career ending injury.
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    Summer 2021 transfer thread.

    I don’t think many would argue against the possibility that Bobby might need replacing. However everyone except you are in agreement that we can do better than absolute dross like Bamford and Jimenez.
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    Favourite film scene

    Also special mention to the scene in Bladerunner 2049 where Kay drowns Luv. That was incredible to watch in the cinema.
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    Favourite film scene

    Blimey…..there’s loads. First one off the top of my head is the shootout scene in Heat
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    Thiago Alcantara

    Quite clearly a quality player. However it seems like the pace of the English game still catches him by surprise sometimes. There’s times where he expects more time on the ball and is shocked when he is suddenly closed down. There were a couple of dodgy moments today but one of them I’d put at the feet of TAA and Matip. Thiago headed a ball in their direction and they both seemed to leave it for each other before backing off and allowing the Burnley player to get the ball. IMO a Hendo, Fabs + Thiago midfield is still out strongest this year.
  21. I thought it looked like a break at first but obviously wouldn’t have been able to walk off if that was the case. Looks a bad one though.