Wayne Rooney cheats on pregnant wife Coleen with £1k-a-night prostitute

[The Special One]

I'll think of you when I'm scoffing my free steak bake tomorrow.

 

My mate hates the ol' fasting, he's nearly dozing off by mid afternoon, then later he eats his own weight in food and feels rough as toast. Every day. For a month. Definitely not my cup of tea.

 

<3

 

It's fucking horrible. The days are longer in the summer too which makes it worse. You can get absolutely fuck all done. Waste of a month off.

[RobbieOR]

 

It's fucking horrible. The days are longer in the summer too which makes it worse. You can get absolutely fuck all done. Waste of a month off.

 

My mate is fasting aswell. I take every opportunity to eat in front of him.

[The Special One]

I'm not really too pushed about the eating. Being a formerly overweight girl I'm now used to craving something but making sure I don't eat it. It's the fact that you get so tired and irritable with nothing to do all day. I bet if I was at uni I could at least pass the time.

[RobbieOR]

Overweight? You don't look overweight at all. If you were at Uni everyone else would be eating so I'd say it's all the same.

[The Special One]

Hmm I guess. I used to be yea. Lost about 30 pounds (over 2 stone). Which is a lot when you're only 5 feet tall.

[Mathewbet1]

Another Rooney thread end up on the subject of food....................

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

What a shame that beautiful Colleen ended up with besotted inbred Wayne, surely her family could have fixed her up with a nice normal Croxteth lad ? Living happily ever after off Oak Lane and working P/T in Asda, it's all she ever wanted.

 

I never understood her for wanting him, not like the pure love between alleged homosexual Ashley Cole and alleged racist Cheryl Tweedy, now that was a shock that divorce.

[RoboRiise]

What a shame that beautiful Colleen ended up with besotted inbred Wayne, surely her family could have fixed her up with a nice normal Croxteth lad ? Living happily ever after off Oak Lane and working P/T in Asda, it's all she ever wanted.

 

I never understood her for wanting him, not like the pure love between alleged homosexual Ashley Cole and alleged racist Cheryl Tweedy, now that was a shock that divorce.

 

 

Quality. She scrubs up well does Colleen and she makes the most of what she's got but she was never Boots perfume counter material. No, were it not for Shrek it would be Asda all the way and a quick knee-trembler in the loading bay with Dave the security guard at the Christmas do.

[Anubis]

 

 

"So, Coleen, what first attracted you to the soon-to-be-millionaire Premiership footballer Wayne Rooney?"

[RJ Fan club]

 

Quality. She scrubs up well does Colleen and she makes the most of what she's got but she was never Boots perfume counter material. No, were it not for Shrek it would be Asda all the way and a quick knee-trembler in the loading bay with Dave the security guard at the Christmas do.

 

Saucer of milk for Robbo.

 

You're still right mind. Everyone says Asda, but I've always thought Lizzie Duke material myself.

[WaltonRed]

Leave her alone you heartless fuckers

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Leave her alone you heartless fuckers

 

She's as tough as old boots mate, not the one BillySueBob likes mind, he prefers new boots now. She will take him to the ' Colleeners ' as was probably always the plan since she ' forgave ' him last time. Now the added bonus of a child will have her Brief rubbing his hands with glee.

[razor]

I see the BBC (strictly impartial, investigative journalism second to none) are reporting that Slur is thinking of not making Rooney captain. That'll learn him!

 

Of course, there's no need for further punishment, that bastion of integrity has punished him enough. He will now (well, might) not be considered for captain.

 

Yes, he was definitely nailed on for captain. No doubt at all. Nailed on. And now he's blown it!

 

All those self-righteous know-nothings that prevaricated on television when the little scum bag signed for man united were so right: "Only Sir Alex can keep him in line." I felt at the time it was an insult to Moyes, and I still do.

 

That "punishment" is like telling the can lad he'll never be MD for being caught with his hand in the till. Of course, it would never have happened anyway...

[RedinSweden]

<3

 

It's fucking horrible. The days are longer in the summer too which makes it worse. You can get absolutely fuck all done. Waste of a month off.

 

You need to change hemisphere.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

I'd stil love to 'wreck her cunt' as Mendoza would say, Coleen that is.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

I'd stil love to 'wreck her cunt' as Mendoza would say, Coleen that is.

 

Think he's wrecked himself..

[Spy Bee]

On Twitter

 

Kai Rooney "Tiger Woods named in US Ryder Cup team. Looks like daddy's a shoe-in for Sports Personality of the Year then."

[Original202]

Romping is shagging for famous people. We shag. They romp.

 

It's funny how celebs are always involved either in 'all night romps' where the sex is full of multiple-orgasms and it's just incredible and out of this world or 'over in seconds'. Why can't they just have ordinary-only-a-few-multiple-orgasms-sex like everyone else?

[Abs]

10 - Emile Heskey's longest run of England starts without a goal. Wayne Rooney has now gone 11. Missing.

[WilliamW]

Funny stuff. Can't say it's too surprising though.

[lostinspace1970]

RTE still at it.....

 

1957 Wayne Rooney scores away from home again.

 

RTÉ Sport: Live: Ireland 2-1 Andorra

[G Richards]

18 months left on his contract. I'd have him playing next to Nando at Anfield under new owneers in a heartbeat. It would improve the team and upset Gollum and Whiskey Nose at the same time.

 

As for all this other business, I hope they can sort their problems out.

[WaltonRed]

18 months left on his contract. I'd have him playing next to Nando at Anfield under new owneers in a heartbeat. It would improve the team and upset Gollum and Whiskey Nose at the same time.

 

As for all this other business, I hope they can sort their problems out.

 

He'll go to Spain because if she divorces him he'll need the wages and with lower tax there its more in his pocket.

 

The song is class about him for the game vs the shite then us the next weekend.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

My lad was in town today buying clothes for 6th form when he was interviewed by Radio City over the Rooney '' Scandal '' it went like this..

 

'' How do you think Coleen will be feeling ? ''

 

'' Don't know I'm a 16 year old lad not a multi-millionairess ''

 

'' How do you think it will affect Wayne's performances ? ''

 

'' Don't really care as I'm a Liverpool supporter ''

 

'' Thanks for contributing ''

 

'' You're MORE than welcome ''

 

Proud Dad here.

[Uncle_Meat]

My lad was in town today buying clothes for 6th form when he was interviewed by Radio City over the Rooney '' Scandal '' it went like this..

 

'' How do you think Coleen will be feeling ? ''

 

'' Don't know I'm a 16 year old lad not a multi-millionairess ''

 

'' How do you think it will affect Wayne's performances ? ''

 

'' Don't really care as I'm a Liverpool supporter ''

 

'' Thanks for contributing ''

 

'' You're MORE than welcome ''

 

Proud Dad here.

 

 

 

Nice. Buy him a pint from me.