Wayne Rooney cheats on pregnant wife Coleen with £1k-a-night prostitute

[RoboRiise]

Michael Owen was looking at him in disgust.

 

 

Jesus, if Owen's entitled to think you're a cunt you know you've fucked up.

 

[Guest TesticleOReilly]

"The shame, embarrassment and negative publicity means my partner may never forgive me", said Jennifer Thompson.

[Liquid football]

Well it's not surprising is it? She married him for the money, so it seems pretty obvious that they wont be having much sex.

[ODZ]

I have no sympathy for Wayne or Coleen. They deserve each other. It's funny really, all the money and fame in the world, yet they're both miserable.

[kredda]

Apparently, Alex Ferguson had an 80's themed party for his Man Utd players last night...Giggs arrived in a Cavalier, Scholes in a Sierra and Rooney chose to cum in an Escort.

[loadsoftrophies]

What a fucking brainless idiot.

[Thants]

He's improving, he used to pay a grandmother a night.

 

Anyone done that one yet? I'm not going to go through 6 pages of tabloid bile.

[birkenhead]

All the bullshit 6 months ago about Gerrard and pregnant girl? bet it was Rooney all along.

[King Emlyn]

All the bullshit 6 months ago about Gerrard and pregnant girl? bet it was Rooney all along.

 

 

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[fowler9]

now I normally hate the greasy tabloid cunts for feeling the need to seperate celebrity couples but this is fucking hilarious

[King Emlyn]

All the bullshit 6 months ago about Gerrard and pregnant girl? bet it was Rooney all along.

 

 

 

 

 

I just give up! Why is it every time i post a particularly hilarious image that feckin box keeps coming up?

[Joey8FrogsLegs]

Who cares what players do off the pitch? The era of them being role-models died when their wages became obscene and they began losing touch with normal society.

 

No-one will care so long as he's scoring goals week in week out.

 

 

Couldn't agree more.

[Nantwich girl]

Wayne Rooney is a horrid little man.

Coleen should never have married him in the first place. In surprised her family let her to be honest!!

 

Well she will be entitled to a huge amount of his earnings :-). If I was Coleen I'd be straight off to my solicitors first thing Monday morning!!!

[Malarkey]

No doubt that knobhead Richard Keys and tool Andy Gray will be giving it the "it's what makes him a great player" shite.

[Original202]

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I just give up! Why is it every time i post a particularly hilarious image that feckin box keeps coming up?

 

 

You've got http:// in there twice, old bean.

 

[Joe Le Taxi]

The list of contenders to be England vice captain continues to grow.

 

Genius.

 

As for what Andy said, I thought it was Crouch and Johnson? Fuck it can I have the PM as well please? I feel left out.

[WaltonRed]

Ray Parlours wife took him the cleaners and thats now the legal precedent for footballers.

 

She'll get the kid, the houses and a portion of his earnings for the rest of his professional life.

 

I expect more brasses to come out, Waynes too think to have just been boffing the one.

[RoboRiise]

Also, a grand a night for her? Does she do magic tricks or something as well as shagging and a cooked brekkie because banging her is in no way worth £1000.

 

Funniest thing with this is that I work next to the Lowry Hotel where this was apparently going on, I'd have loved to have spotted the dirty little bastard sneaking out of there. Here's a tip for the future Wayne, if the missus isn't putting out, just have a couple of cans and a wank and go to bed.

[Chinandeler Bong]

No doubt that knobhead Richard Keys and tool Andy Gray will be giving it the "it's what makes him a great player" shite.

 

Ha Ha. True.

[kredda]

Also, a grand a night for her? Does she do magic tricks or something as well as shagging and a cooked brekkie because banging her is in no way worth £1000.

 

Funniest thing with this is that I work next to the Lowry Hotel where this was apparently going on, I'd have loved to have spotted the dirty little bastard sneaking out of there. Here's a tip for the future Wayne, if the missus isn't putting out, just have a couple of cans and a wank and go to bed.

 

i got told this story last sunday round bolton, it was gonna be in last sundays papers till the cricket scandal popped up, the guy who told us was actually at ramada jarvis hotel in blackrod with jenny when she met NOTW

 

he actually seen the contract she was having to sign and she was offered £40,000 for her story, i heard wayne was offering more to keep it quiet, apparently it wasn't jenny who wanted to sell the story at first, it was someone she confided in trying to cash in, a bit of inversigative work by the journo and they had her details....

 

now im wondering how much she ended up with and is this the start of things cuz we got told she's been with 2 more top profile footballers, we never got told the other names but im trying get hold of him to find out now cuz i wasn't sure if he was lying or not but its all out

 

he said the first meet was at the casino and rooney told her get in the toilets, he got a blowjob and threw her a £1000 chip lol tasty...

[ReddOrDedd]

Ray Parlours wife took him the cleaners and thats now the legal precedent for footballers.

 

She'll get the kid, the houses and a portion of his earnings for the rest of his professional life.

 

I expect more brasses to come out, Waynes too think to have just been boffing the one.

 

Shrek hasn't had a thought in his life.

[WaltonRed]

Shrek hasn't had a thought in his life.

 

Thick! Thick I meant for the love of god!

[ReddOrDedd]

Thick! Thick I meant for the love of god!

 

I know, I know - just a leetle joke.

[goatboy59]

Ray Parlours wife took him the cleaners and thats now the legal precedent for footballers.

 

She'll get the kid, the houses and a portion of his earnings for the rest of his professional life.

 

 

And never have to sleep with him again.

 

That's a load off...

[WaltonRed]

Plus she's 'famous' enough to keep her mug in the press and the mags so she wins all round