Wayne Rooney cheats on pregnant wife Coleen with £1k-a-night prostitute

[hamstrung]

Oh. I didn't know it had an expiry date, or even that I'd bought a "season ticket". I just gave Dave some money a while ago. Do I just e-mail him to sort this?

 

You can buy another via subscriptions in user CP

[Red Mist]

Fucking shameful that this shit has hit 8 pages on a Liverpool FC forum. If anything it belongs in the GF. I call for a motion to close this thread and ban those who have actually gotten emotionally involved with this topic.

[silverlining]

Fucking shameful that this shit has hit 8 pages on a Liverpool FC forum. If anything it belongs in the GF. I call for a motion to close this thread and ban those who have actually gotten emotionally involved with this topic.

 

It's a good job you're not totally mental

[Xherdan]

You should not renew Brendan then we can all call you a cunt behind your back.

[silverlining]

You should not renew Brendan then we can all call you a cunt behind your back.

 

Most people aren't that polite

[Anubis]

I know a lot of people call him Shrek but he's actually not that ugly when you're sat in front of him."

 

Pissed myself laughing.

[goatboy59]

Pissed myself laughing.

 

Not on a par with "when he was on top of me all I could think of was what Pot Noodle I'd have later", but close.

[Anubis]

Not on a par with "when he was on top of me all I could think of was what Pot Noodle I'd have later", but close.

 

Ha ha. Missed that. Brilliant.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Fucking shameful that this shit has hit 8 pages on a Liverpool FC forum. If anything it belongs in the GF. I call for a motion to close this thread and ban those who have actually gotten emotionally involved with this topic.

 

It's only hit 5 on mine, change your viewing settings.

[Irishlad]

Who cares?

[dirty_sanchez]

"The shame, embarrassment and negative publicity means my partner may never forgive me", said Jennifer Thompson.

 

...as she skipped to the bank with her fat cheque after making the decision to take the story to the press.

[stringvest]

latest news here

 

Rooney latest

[Red-Ed]

Do I really care about this? No.

 

Do I hope it ruins his and the mancs season? Yes.

[lostinspace1970]

and this from RTE..... hahaha

 

RTÉ Sport: Rooney available to play away from home

 

Rooney available to play away from home

 

Monday, 6 September 2010 11:18

The Football Association has confirmed that Wayne Rooney will travel to Switzerland ahead of England's Euro 2012 qualifier in Basle.

 

The 24-year-old has been the subject of intense scrutiny in his private life over the past 24 hours and there had been some speculation that the Manchester United forward might remain at home.

 

Coach Fabio Capello is yet to confirm whether he intends to select Rooney for what has been billed as England's most difficult qualifying game. etc........

[JohnnyH]

The RTE website are actually quite good at making wee headlines like that. Made me laugh.

[Xherdan]

Who cares? Of course we care for fuck sake. The 'scouse hating' Wayne Wazza Rooney was bumming some slappers behind his pregnant wifes back. He will now himself get fucked and lose a lot of advertising and commercial income. Just look at the effect it has had on Tiger Woods. If Rooney's performance falls off to the same extent the mancs are fucked as they rely on him as much as we rely on Torres. This is big news no matter what any of you haters say.

[Xherdan]

Brilliant RTE headline.

[The Special One]

and this from RTE..... hahaha

 

RTÉ Sport: Rooney available to play away from home

 

Rooney available to play away from home

 

Monday, 6 September 2010 11:18

The Football Association has confirmed that Wayne Rooney will travel to Switzerland ahead of England's Euro 2012 qualifier in Basle.

 

The 24-year-old has been the subject of intense scrutiny in his private life over the past 24 hours and there had been some speculation that the Manchester United forward might remain at home.

 

Coach Fabio Capello is yet to confirm whether he intends to select Rooney for what has been billed as England's most difficult qualifying game. etc........

 

Insert smartarse remark about him 'playing away from home' *wink wink* here.

[dirty_sanchez]

Isn't that the point that the poster is making?

[Monster Masch]

That headline is quality.

[Steve Holt]

Insert smartarse remark about him 'playing away from home' *wink wink* here.

 

Nah, that would be overkill.

[Trumo]

Not a great week for women named Fiona (or variants thereof), after Shrek and Hague get bored of steak and go looking for hamburgers and hotdogs.

[Steve Holt]

Not a great week for women named Fiona (or variants thereof), after Shrek and Hague get bored of steak and go looking for hamburgers and hotdogs.

 

Is Coleen a variant of Fiona?

[Trumo]

Is Coleen a variant of Fiona?

 

No, it's an instruction.

[lamai]

Who gives a shit!! Not the first and not the last. This is a football forum not womens weekly