What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[KMD7]

Swap the beans and potatoes for mushrooms and tomatoes and that would have been a very good effort. I'd definitely have sent the bacon back, though.

 

Would have liked Mushrooms with it defo.  

[Chip Butty]

Roast Breakfast. 

 

 

 

You dirty bastard. 

[Remmie]

Negged for Bean grooming and the promotion of poached eggs on a full English.

[Guest]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/science/science-news/4766751/Yes-I-am-the-centre-of-the-universe.html

 

The most intelligent man in the world eats beans every day for his breakfast.

So far as breakfast ingredients go, the only one that remotely resembles breakfast is baked beans. Lamb chops? Mashed potato? OK so perhaps tomatoes too. But lamb fucking chops? For breakfast? What does he have for dinner in his curry? Corn flakes?

[Fugitive]

I bet he hates beans but his nurse hates them and shoved them down his throat. The poor fella can’t fight her off.

[Remmie]

Bean abuse has many forms and no one is a winner. End it now.

[KMD7]

114 heroes vs 59 deviants to date.  Bow your heads in shame bean haters

[Tony Moanero]

Bought a tin of beans today, got home and lashed them straight down the bog. Most enjoyable.

[Numero Veinticinco]

114 heroes vs 59 deviants to date. Bow your heads in shame bean haters

70% normal. 30% dodgers.

[TheHowieLama]

Bought a tin of beans today, got home and lashed them straight down the bog. Most enjoyable.

 

Did you even take them out the can fella?

[General Dryness]

Was up in Galway this morning as the Mrs had a hospital appointment so afterwards went into Central 56 in Shop Street where this was on offer with tea for €10.

 

The Black and White Puds were incredible and the sausages were fine but disappointed in the bacon which was fairly bland tasting and anaemic looking. The eggs (2 of them) were poached but delicious all the same and would have preferred toast to the soda bread. Would have foregone the fried potato for more Black pudding

 

Extra mark given for the beans. 8/10

Plusses - Puds and bangers

Minususses - spuds, bacon, poached egg, green shit on the egg, no toast or fried bread.

Neutral - Beans. They just don't flip my shit either way.

 

You're a good guy KMD mate, and you deserve better than what those bastards gave you. It's 4 on 10 from me.

[Champ]

Was up in Galway this morning as the Mrs had a hospital appointment so afterwards went into Central 56 in Shop Street where this was on offer with tea for €10.

 

The Black and White Puds were incredible and the sausages were fine but disappointed in the bacon which was fairly bland tasting and anaemic looking. The eggs (2 of them) were poached but delicious all the same and would have preferred toast to the soda bread. Would have foregone the fried potato for more Black pudding

 

Extra mark given for the beans. 8/10

 

You can keep the breakfast but that soda bread looks Amazing. 4 slices as well. Why are places generally so mean with the toast when it's got to be one of the cheapest elements of any breakfast?

[KMD7]

Plusses - Puds and bangers

Minususses - spuds, bacon, poached egg, green shit on the egg, no toast or fried bread.

Neutral - Beans. They just don't flip my shit either way.

 

You're a good guy KMD mate, and you deserve better than what those bastards gave you. It's 4 on 10 from me.

Haha! I tell you what mate, I've long been a devotee of the fried egg but those yesterday were tremendous.

 

Cath the bread was really tasty alright. No complaints there.

[aRdja]

Was up in Galway this morning as the Mrs had a hospital appointment so afterwards went into Central 56 in Shop Street where this was on offer with tea for €10.

 

The Black and White Puds were incredible and the sausages were fine but disappointed in the bacon which was fairly bland tasting and anaemic looking. The eggs (2 of them) were poached but delicious all the same and would have preferred toast to the soda bread. Would have foregone the fried potato for more Black pudding

 

Extra mark given for the beans. 8/10

That looks very nice. I’ve never had white pudding before. How does it compare to its darker cousin?

[Anny Road]

It’s a shit dancer, can’t play basketball but doesn’t sell crack.

[KMD7]

That looks very nice. I’ve never had white pudding before. How does it compare to its darker cousin?

Similar to Black pudding mate, without the blood. Has oatmeal, suet and mild spices in it. It's always on a fry in Ireland. Very tasty.

[Carvalho Diablo]

I had a full English yesterday. Massive and delicious but I was too busy stuffing my face to take any pictures. Sorry!

[Carvalho Diablo]

Gotta say that breakfast of yours looks fucking ace Dec. The bread, potatoes and poached eggs especially appealing right now. Never in a million years on a full English, but when in Ireland...

[Carvalho Diablo]

I had a full English yesterday. Massive and delicious but I was too busy stuffing my face to take any pictures. Sorry!

Just thinking about that breakfast now, easily one of the best I've ever eaten but deducted a point for serving the immense homemade doorstop toast with those twattish little sachets of butter,too cold to spread properly, had to hide them underneath the toast for a few minutes until they were spreadable. Most annoying.

[General Dryness]

It’s a shit dancer, can’t play basketball but doesn’t sell crack.

Whatcha gonna do, when AngryofTuebrookmania runs wild on you.

[General Dryness]

Haha! I tell you what mate, I've long been a devotee of the fried egg but those yesterday were tremendous.

 

Cath the bread was really tasty alright. No complaints there.

I do love a poached egg, not on a breakfast though.

 

Here in NZ they like mince on toast with poached eggs. If there's some mince left over from a chili or something the night before I usually make it. Sounds hideous but it's fucking lovely.

[Tony Moanero]

Poached egg on cheese on toast.

[Strontium]

Plusses - Puds and bangers

Minususses - spuds, bacon, poached egg, green shit on the egg, no toast or fried bread.

Neutral - Beans. They just don't flip my shit either way.

 

You're a good guy KMD mate, and you deserve better than what those bastards gave you. It's 4 on 10 from me.

Restaurant reviews based off photos of the food rather than the actual tasting thereof are definitely the future, I feel.

[Pureblood]

Some good work undone by the undercooked bacon and gratuitous inclusion of beans.  

[Numero Veinticinco]

Poached egg on cheese on toast.

What do you put that in?