Who are ya

[Carvalho Diablo]

I'm a fruit trader you fucking bonzo.

 

Well, I could be.

 

Yeh, course you are...likely story.

 

Stront's will no doubt be along in a minute saying that this debt crisis is summat to do with someone else, somewhere else.

 

A fruit trader you say...it'll be Jaffa Cakes next, I bet.

 

You are not fooling me sonshine. Not for one second.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

I think that is frowned upon mate, but if you feel that strongly just tell her.

 

I'd rep you myself but:

 

(a) I don't do that shit. Don't even know how to? Can I do it?

 

(b) you're a knob.

[Major Tom]

Yeh, course you are...likely story.

 

Stront's will no doubt be along in a minute saying that this debt crisis is summat to do with someone else, somewhere else.

 

A fruit trader you say...it'll be Jaffa Cakes next, I bet.

 

You are not fooling me sonshine. Not for one second.

 

Let the sonshine in

 

Sonshine of your love

 

Here comes the sonshine

 

You are my sonshine

 

Sonshine in the bag

 

Ain't no sonshine

[VladimirIlyich]

Name:John

Age:44 and a half.

Occupation:Maggie's Millions Part 2

Born:Liverpool

Living in:A shithole town.

Position:Left Back in the changing rooms.

Loving:Not very much currently.

Hating:Everything

Reading:Berkshire

Christmas wish list:I just want to get better again.

At this moment I should really be:A millionaire.

Relationship status:A trouble and strife plus 3 adult monsters.

[Hand Shandy]

I've gone through this thread from start to finish too see if I'd posted in it, which I haven't...

 

It has helped me work out who the fuck Anubis was and made me chuckle on a number of occasions.

 

However, the below made me absolutely piss laughing!

 

Name: Simon

Hating: Racists Rapists Pedos anything like that also Glee

 

I'll let you all know my deepest secrets shortly...

[robbiefowler9]

Not new at all but never introduced myself. I mainly lurk, save for the odd burst of activity.

 

 

Name: John/Johnny

 

Age: 18

 

Occupation: Almost a student...

 

Born: Liverpool

 

Living in: Belfast

 

Position: *f on the GF?

 

Loving: Just chilling all summer, lavvly.

 

Hating: Thinking I won't get into uni.

 

Currently reading: Paradise Lost - John Milton

 

Christmas wish list: That's fucking ages away.

 

At this moment I should really be: Planning my holiday.

 

Relationship status: Collecting cats with whom I can die.

[melons]

Relationship status: Is this for like getting a shag off here, if so I am taken.

 

Exactly why i added it. I wanted to know who i could hit on or not as it were.

 

Edit, i've only got older and I'm now reading a different book.

[Dan]

Name: Dan

Age:22

Occupation: Butcher

Born: Dublin

Living in:outside of dublin

Position:missionary

Loving:Getting drunk/sugar apes response to nelly-torres above

Hating:the other half's pregnant mood swings

Reading:fook all

Christmas wish list:fook all

At this moment I should really be:Saving

Relationship status: imprisoned

[Lee909]

Name: Lee Gardiner

 

Age: 28

 

Occupation: Security Guard

 

Born:Watford

 

Living in:Watford, shit i know but its home.

 

Position:Treatment Table

 

Loving: Bourbon,cooking,xbox,film,the blues

 

Hating: We would be here all day

 

Currently reading:Sky Dog

 

Christmas wish list:1959 Gibson Les Paul

 

At this moment I should really be:Checking if my pizza is cooked

 

Relationship status:Long term single

[Hand Shandy]

Name: Matthew

 

Age: 36

 

Occupation: Communications Officer (or a Press Officer by any other name...)

 

Born: Norwich

 

Living in: Nottingham

 

Position: I used to be a half decent goalkeeper

 

Loving: My 12-week-old daughter, my impending holiday, and having a job to go to after being made redundant by my current employer.

 

Hating: Having to work my 90-day notice after being made redundant when I'd rather be at home with my wife and daughter. Cunts!

 

Currently reading: 'Use of Weapons' by Iain M Banks

 

Christmas wish list: Enough money to clear my debts would be nice...

 

At this moment I should really be: Eating. I'm fucking starving!

 

Relationship status: Married. (Sorry Sherry. Although if you don't say anything, I won't...)

[Sugar Ape]

I'd rep you myself but:

 

(a) I don't do that shit. Don't even know how to? Can I do it?

 

(b) you're a knob.

 

(A) You need to sign up as a gold member to rep/neg. Best £12 you will spend. Plus you get entrance to the sexy members forum.

 

(B) Have you been speaking to my wife? You sound just like her.

[Cliff T. Beast]

Name: Craig

 

Age: 29

 

Occupation: Service Advisor in Liverpool Volkswagen

 

Hailing from: Bootle

 

Living in: Liverpool City Centre

 

Loving: Graph Novels, Batman, Opeth, Weezer, weed, Newky Brown, Xbox, my band Oceanis | Liverpool, UK | Metal / Technical Metal / Metalcore | Music, Lyrics, Songs, and Videos | ReverbNation

 

Hating: people who don't know the difference between your and you're, there, their and they're, people who think 'a lot' is one word and Harry Redknapp

 

Currently Read: The Boys volume 1

 

Christmas Wishlist: A Gibson Thunderbird bass and an Ashdown bass amp

 

At this moment I should really be: Calling up customers

 

Relationship status: Cohabiting

[gingerhulk]

Name: Ste

 

Age: 22

 

Occupation: Gym instructor

 

Hailing from: Woolacombe, Devon

 

Living in: Belle Vale, liverpool

 

Position: Centre Back, was St Pascal Baylons under 12's player of year!

 

Loving: Kimos restaurant. Mount pleasant, in town, Kiss and the fact i have a job i love.

 

Hating: Stilton and plugs which are left on when they aren't getting used.

 

Reading: Mike Mentzer, High Intensity Training.

 

Christmas: Adopt a gorilla or Game Of Thrones book collection.

 

At this moment i really should be: Walking the dog

 

Relationship status: There is a mrs gingerhulk

[Sugar Ape]

Thought I had already done one of these, but must have been the members forum one.

 

Name: Mark

Age: 30

Occupation: Civil Servant

Born: Netherley

Living in: Aintree Village

Position: Right Back

Loving: Dexter, German Wheat Beer, My dogs, Girls in short summer dresses.

Hating: Fellow commuters on trains, my masculinity being violated by my doctor.

Currently reading: New game of thrones book.

Christmas wish list: Money. Two holidays and a stag do to pay for next year.

At this moment I should really be: Going the gym instead of eating cheese on toast.

Relationship status: Married.

[Sugar Ape]

Name: Simon

Age: 23 almost 24

Occupation: Trainee Chef and Student

Born: Warrington

Living in: Warrington

Loving: Life in general at the mo even though i havent had any for quite abit.

Hating: Racists Rapists Pedos anything like that also Glee

Currently reading: Nothing i wouldnt be typing this if i was.

Christmas wish list: Laser eye surgery or an Iphone

At this moment I should really be: answering people on fb

Relationship status: Single not getting any not arsed.

 

Gold. Can't believe Simon is almost 30.

[Trumo]

It's brilliant how he thinks Glee is the lowest of the low alongside racists, rapists and paedos.

[Lee909]

 

 

Name: Lee Gardiner

 

Age: 28

 

Occupation: Security Guard

 

Born:Watford

 

Living in:Watford, shit i know but its home.

 

Position:Treatment Table

 

Loving: Bourbon,cooking,xbox,film,the blues

 

Hating: We would be here all day

 

Currently reading:Sky Dog

 

Christmas wish list:1959 Gibson Les Paul

 

At this moment I should really be:Checking if my pizza is cooked

 

Relationship status:Long term single

I wish i was still 28

My Christmas wishlist would be a new pancreas. So if any of you fancy waking up in a bathtub full of ice and a new scar let me know

[KMD7]

It's brilliant how he thinks Glee is the lowest of the low alongside racists, rapists and paedos.

Ha ha beat me to it

[Dr Nowt]

It's brilliant how he thinks Glee is the lowest of the low alongside racists, rapists and paedos.

And to think people call the lad daft.

[Fowlers God]

And to think people call the lad daft.

He is a pioneer

[SammyAftershave]

He is a pioneer

 

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

It's brilliant how he thinks Glee is the lowest of the low alongside racists, rapists and paedos.

Fucking brilliant.

[VladimirIlyich]

The very day I get to see my name plus "1000 posts" next to it on the GF and we change the format!

 

AAARRRRGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!! My dream! My Dream!

He's defo had pie on his ear.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

age: 26.

occupation: Journalist

hailing from: Liverpool.

living in: Cronton

loving: Not being dead

hating: Virtually everything on TV

currently reading: Battlestar Galactica - the official compannion

christmas wish list: Copious amounts of flange

at this moment I should really be: Making Horlics and getting ready for bed

You were a proper fucking wild man when you were 26!

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Is Stouffer really a radar engineer? 

Trumo's got him on speed-dial, just in case.